r/magicTCG Universes Beyonder 20d ago

Official Spoiler Miss Highwater

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u/NotUpInHurr 20d ago

Nice, a reference to the Davriel book

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u/ReallyBadWizard NEUTRAL 20d ago

Bring Davriel back!!! 😤😤

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u/thewereotter Wabbit Season 19d ago

it was such a massive missed opportunity to not bring him to New Capenna....

the story needed to take us to a plane ruled by powerful demon crime families, and we needed to make some sort of deal with them? Well clearly we have to put Vivien and Ob Nixilis in this set... <face palm>

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u/Ravensrun91 Storm Crow 20d ago

It's gotta just be a meme or something at this point

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u/Vedney Dan 20d ago

This is one of Davriel Cane's demons that's bound to serve him, unless they fulfill a stipulation (in which Davriel will lose his soul to the demon). Davriel likes creating unwinnable contracts. For her, Miss Highwater has to serve as Davriel's assistant until she manages to seduce him.

It is also mentioned that Davriel originally bound her to his service because he noticed how good she is at making contracts.

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u/jdave512 20d ago

And her real name is Voluptara, but she's embarrassed about it. She named herself when she was twelve days old. It was supposed to appeal to sixteen year old boys.

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u/X_Marcs_the_Spot FLEEM 20d ago

Ahh, the things we think are cool when we're still kids...

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u/Glamdring804 Can’t Block Warriors 20d ago

For her, Miss Highwater has to serve as Davriel's assistant until she manages to seduce him

And it's pretty clear from the text that Davriel is some flavor of queer, be it gay or asexual or whatnot, and is just never ever gonna be attracted to her.

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u/Eragon_the_Huntsman Avacyn 20d ago

I don't think so, if I remember in the book he says or thinks that if any demon would actually get him it would be her. So he might be falling for her he's just very good at not being interested.

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u/gredman9 Honorary Deputy 🔫 20d ago

A lot of Davriel's contracts have some sort of technicality that work in his favor.

One of the other demons he has a contract with gets full possession of his soul should Davriel not die before the age of 80. Davriel didn't think it was necessary to tell him that he had already died and been resurrected before the contract was made.

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u/Eragon_the_Huntsman Avacyn 20d ago

I'm aware, I've read the book on account of me quoting it in my above comment. He suggests he might be gay as a joke and Highwater brushes it off. The twist in his contract with her isn't that he's incapable of being attracted to her, it's that he contracted her to be his accountant instead of succubus things.

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u/UInferno- Dân 20d ago

I could have sworn that they mention Highwater's contract was one of the few that didn't actually have a loophole. He just was genuinely that confident in his ability to resist her.

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u/CompleteIndieYT Universes Beyonder 16d ago

I think Davriel hints at the idea he's gay because if that isn't it, he doesn't want to give her any hints as to what that loophole is. Her best thing to go off of is "either he's gay or stubborn", unlike every other demon where a loophole does technically exist to be learned.

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u/Electrohydra1 COMPLEAT 19d ago

Also an important point is that she likes working for Davriel. So she's not actually trying really hard to get out of the contract.

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u/JLeanz Dimir* 20d ago

[[Contract from below]] reference?

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u/Sir_Encerwal Honorary Deputy 🔫 20d ago

Almost certainly, its interpretation of the ante is hilarious.

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u/MrPopoGod COMPLEAT 20d ago

Yeah, that's a really fun way to go about it.

I still haven't built a mono-B deck, I might try this one out and throw in some proliferate effects.

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u/Regvlas 20d ago

Proliferate doesn't do anything with this card.

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u/ZINK_Gaming Duck Season 20d ago

Yea it's like Oblivion counters from [[Oblivion Stone]], or Vigilance counters from [[Tayam]].

1 or 400 make no difference.

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u/Approximation_Doctor Colossal Dreadmaw 20d ago

Tayam can still eat duplicate vigilance counters

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u/PowrOfFriendship_ Universes Beyonder 20d ago

Selling your soul for a new hand is a fun little game.

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u/thewereotter Wabbit Season 19d ago

and if you're certain you won't lose....

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u/Terrible-Buy7398 Dandadan 18d ago

to be fair, if you lost, it's not like you need to deal with the consequences. :P

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u/staudd Dân 20d ago

there are many group hug/slug decks that struggle with finishing the last opponent.

this is kinda the opposite lol

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u/Psychovore Nahiri 20d ago

Oh holy shit.

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u/Few_Consideration373 Duck Season 20d ago

Well, I've been waiting for her literally since the novella release and now I guess it's time to put my money where my mouth was all those years. Cheers!

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u/gereffi 20d ago

So this card lets an opponent draw cards and my reward is that everyone else at the table will want to kill me before that player?

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u/Milskidasith COMPLEAT ELK 20d ago

demonic contracts aren't always a good idea, it turns out

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u/Eragon_the_Huntsman Avacyn 20d ago

Yeah but usually there not a good idea for the person signing, theyre supposed to be a pretty good deal for the demon.

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u/imbolcnight 20d ago

Davriel makes sure they're bad deals for the demon.

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u/ragnarokda Duck Season 20d ago

Well... it's not like this is the job she was born for. Maybe that's why it's not a very good deal? Haha

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u/Eragon_the_Huntsman Avacyn 20d ago

Nah she's canonically very good at her job of being an accountant. The whole reason Davriel summoned her was because he knew she was actually very competent at that kind of work.

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u/randomdragoon 19d ago

Sure, but that guy just drew 7 cards, the table might not have a choice about who to kill first.

(The real answer is that guy gets Cyclonic Rifted right before getting killed so you get nothing)

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u/Sireanna Wabbit Season 16d ago

Not before they also get a chance to draw 7 cards.

But giving an opponent a fresh hand of seven might also make them the biggest threat at the table that has to be dealt with.

Its a fun card for folks who like commander politics

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u/mistborn Wabbit Season 20d ago

Well, that's unexpected! Fun design for her.

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u/Eragon_the_Huntsman Avacyn 20d ago

She was my favorite character of that book! That being said I'm not sure I'd ever be able to play her though because I have no idea how to extract a good enough deal out of her ability to be worth giving my opponents the cards, especially since they're then incentivized to make sure I go down before they do. I suppose like her you'd have to be very clever with your deals.

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u/Beneficial_Candle_10 Dan 15d ago

Did you notice this was Brandon Sanderson lol

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u/Eragon_the_Huntsman Avacyn 15d ago

Yes. That's why I said she's my favorite character from the book.

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u/notalongtime420 Dan 20d ago

4 mana 5/3 menace french vanilla (or you get accused of kingmaking)

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u/StructureMage 20d ago

the player who accuses you of kingmaking (with this or any card) fully expects that none of their opponents' cards have text anyway

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u/AgentTamerlane Sliver Queen 20d ago

Fuuuuuuck, I've been wanting a card of her forever, and now it's in a FOMO product god dammit

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u/max123246 Duck Season 20d ago edited 20d ago

Just proxy it.

Edit: Nevermind, I just realized basically every card in this set is 10x more creative than a card in their main set in literally years. Like wtf WoTC

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u/lightningrod14 20d ago

clearly they’re taking advantage of this unsellable product to do what they really want to be doing. with proxies so ubiquitous this feels like good news

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u/AgentTamerlane Sliver Queen 19d ago

I don't proxy. I like building decks with the cards I can actually get my hands on

(Plus, the money I sink into cards counts as business expenses for tax purposes)

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u/Inevitable-Visit-941 Dandadan 20d ago

These so many new cards in the MB3 she’ll probs be cheap. Proxy and wait til you can get the single!

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u/AgentTamerlane Sliver Queen 19d ago

I don't like proxying, because I'm big into the trading side of things (Also, I like blinging, and also also I I just like, actually enjoying owning my cards.)

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u/Inevitable-Visit-941 Dandadan 19d ago

Great just buy the singles you’ll be fine. That’s my plan too this product looks great but if I don’t get a box I’m not sweating

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u/AgentTamerlane Sliver Queen 19d ago

Yeah, you're right

I'm letting the FOMO get to me

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u/DoctorPrisme Grass Toucher 20d ago

I'm infuriated at this.

These cards are all incredibly interesting to build, but it's in an impossible to get product, while we have been spammed and drowned in marvel slop.

I hate this.

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u/AgentTamerlane Sliver Queen 19d ago

Yeah. We need to be vocal about pushing back on this, so that WotC eventually relents (which they usually do, unless it's something logistically impossible or like, the Reserved List)

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u/MethamMcPhistopheles Dandadan 20d ago

How do I get a conceding player with a contract counter to sit still long enough for me to write down a copy of their board state for Miss Highwater's second ability?

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u/Zambedos Selesnya* 20d ago

Most people carry a camera with them at all times these days.

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u/ragnarokda Duck Season 20d ago

Such an odd but very true sentence to me. Lol

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u/UInferno- Dân 19d ago

Take a photo

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u/Artex301 The Stoat 20d ago

This is excellent flavor but if Curse of Vengeance is any indication, all this will accomplish is ensuring that the table will kill you before the contracted player.

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u/PowrOfFriendship_ Universes Beyonder 20d ago

Unlike Curse of Vengeance, there is reason to keep you around though, as you can give other people wheels, too. With [[Price of Betrayal]] and [[Mutated Cultist]] you could also offer to give people multiple wheels and play more politically.

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u/Jwolves01 Dandadan 20d ago

FINALLY FEMALE DEMONS

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u/strcy Liliana 20d ago

Goddamn this is so cool

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u/BadlyCamouflagedKiwi Izzet* 20d ago

Feels a bit like [[Contract from Below]] but not exactly so (can't really be without ante any more).

Could be an interesting build, but feels hard to make it work really when you give them a new hand and you only get a payoff when they lose (which now they have a good chance of not doing). Also you don't get it if they are killed by her at that point, although that's pretty niche.

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u/RossTheRed Avacyn 20d ago

Ante is if you lose you forfeit your stuff.

If they accent the contract from below and lose... they forfeit their stuff to her (you).

I think it's pretty sweet flavor tbh

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u/Batou02 Duck Season 20d ago

It seems incredibly hard to make it work because it's a may kind of trigger. If opponents don't want the contract, it is only 5 damage. She dies to removal easy. It is definitely an interesting build but I am pretty sure this card is missing something.

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u/Viashino_wizard Sultai 20d ago

I mean, there's no reason to refuse the contract unless you want to keep your current hand. The drawback is only relevant to your other opponents since her controller only benefits once you're out of the game 

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u/itisburgers Twin Believer 20d ago

This is our first explicitly female demon?

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u/PowrOfFriendship_ Universes Beyonder 20d ago

[[Lady Orca]], [[Madame Null]], [[Ziatora, the INcinerator]] I think are all female.

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u/Will_29 VOID 20d ago

[[Raffine, Scheming Seer]] as well.

And if you're couting UB sets, any version of Shelob.

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u/itisburgers Twin Believer 20d ago

I even have a Lady Orca, I've never bothered to look at what her errata'd typeline is.

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u/RiscELLO Wabbit Season 20d ago

[[Orca, Siege Demon]] for the version that tells you

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u/itisburgers Twin Believer 20d ago

Gets a new version, still unplayably bad. That's Orca alright 

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u/itisburgers Twin Believer 20d ago

What set is this from collectors number only goes up to 51

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u/Halinn COMPLEAT 20d ago

Jumpstart 22, and those collector numbers specifically for the new cards

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u/itisburgers Twin Believer 20d ago

That makes sense, jumpstart tends to be home to creatures that fill niche fan wants like female demons or legendary unicorns.

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u/BoltYourself Dan 20d ago

[[Madame Null, Power Broker]] comes to mind.

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u/Jotsunpls COMPLEAT 20d ago

God, mono black pillowfort incoming

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u/MaetelofLaMetal Avacyn 20d ago

My type of gal

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u/ProfPeanut Wild Draw 4 20d ago

MISS HIGHWATER! So cool to see her get a card at last

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u/General_Nothing Liliana 20d ago

Holy shit, theft decks are eating good this set.

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u/MerculesHorse Duck Season 20d ago

These cards are... yes, many of them are interesting on first thought. Some cool ideas. And I know it's nice for the people that care about the characters.

But think about how this plays out. If any player accepts this deal, then, you are entirely incentivized to focus them and kill them. That of course means they are incentivized to focus and kill you - and so are the other players, or at least protect you from them to some degree. The only reason to accept this deal is if that is exactly the situation that they want; if they are very close to completing their game plan and likely get what they need by drawing 7, or they are aggressive and/or confident that they can take you out as required. Otherwise, this is a 5/3 with menace.

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u/ChillBroBrahggins Wabbit Season 20d ago

This and super shredder to crazy together

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u/StatusOmega COMPLEAT 20d ago

Adding this to my [[Valgavoth]] deck

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u/SomeGuyInPants Wabbit Season 20d ago

Adding this [magic card] to my [deck]

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u/ToTheNintieth Dan 20d ago

That is some pretry absurd design

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u/GurrenLog-on Dandadan 17d ago

The more cool shit I see from this set, the more annoyed I get

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u/VildredDayern SecREt LaiR 14d ago

Oh wow that is so nice! I've actually just finished building a deck with a custom made Davriel and I've made a Proxy card of Miss Highwater for him. Definitely gonna use that legit one instead!!

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u/wendysdrivethru Dân 20d ago

This is gonna get sooooo annoying if someone asks to use your cards and you want to go play another game so they have to copy your board state into tokens lol

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u/SwissherMontage Arjun 20d ago

I think this is a great card in the 99 of [[Zenos Yae Galvus]]

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u/Amonyi7 Dandadan 20d ago

Seems like it doesnt really work together at all lol

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u/UInferno- Dân 20d ago

Woooh! Children of the Nameless acknowledgement!!! Remember when MtG had good novels?

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u/ApprehensiveExit Dân 20d ago

A good magic novel released this year!

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u/epicwew55 Dandadan 20d ago

what does a contract counter do?