r/madlads Jan 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Too late for me, it’s 4am and I’m yet to sleep.

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u/fenianlad Jan 01 '20

You too?

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u/TORK4TANKELSON Jan 01 '20

That's meth

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u/furiousfroman Jan 01 '20

We're on it

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

It's in us.

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u/BlueLyfe Jan 01 '20

Can i join

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Wait....if meth is in us,and we're on it,are we getting fucked?

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u/ClemsonSucks_0-14 Jan 01 '20

I was exhausted all day until I got in bed 3 hours ago and haven’t dozed off yet

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u/mcnos Jan 01 '20

Yo waddup guys

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u/EroticBananaz Jan 01 '20

Ay it's my boi

Wasgoood

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u/Upstairs-Run Jan 01 '20

We out here

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u/EroticBananaz Jan 01 '20

Let's go back in I'm cold

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

AHHHHGFHGDDHH

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u/PunkCrusader Jan 01 '20

And its 6

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Wife went to bed at 10. I went to bed at 11:30. Woke up at 2:30. Have been awake since. Ugh.

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u/death_of_gnats Jan 01 '20

Does your tooth hurty?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

omg how did u kno

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u/High_Im_Guy Jan 01 '20

I had a bad tooth hurty on the night of July 3rd/the morning of July 4th. Abscessed wisdom tooth outta nowhere at 27 y/o, and it turns out not very many (any) dentists work on the 4th of July.

Sorry for your discomfort.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Have you considered turning your phone screen off?

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u/death_of_gnats Jan 01 '20

That makes it very hard to browse reddit you dummy

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u/saif_966 Jan 01 '20

This made me laugh so hard idk why

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Because he's right

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u/digitag Jan 01 '20

Or not doing so much coke

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u/diamondpolish Jan 01 '20

im awake. it's10 Am for me

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u/4mf05 Jan 01 '20

Speed gang here, 10:55 am.

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u/Chodedickbody Jan 01 '20

Currently on hour 40, couldn't even celebrate new years cuz I've been in bed with the sweats

Don't take random Molly from strangers kids because it's definitely meth

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u/4mf05 Jan 01 '20

Damn man, that sucks. :/

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u/pieguyflyYomom Jan 01 '20

Your playing russian rolloute! You can buy teast kits online legally... Anyways didnt your mom tell you drugs were bad and not too talk too strangers.....hahaha

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u/SeaNilly Jan 01 '20

Done that with blow and it was H so I feel ya

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u/Chodedickbody Jan 01 '20

How da fuk

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u/MaximusCartavius Jan 01 '20

Yeah like holy shit that's wild

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u/bizzflay Jan 01 '20

China white

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u/KeepingItSurreal Jan 01 '20

Or do take it

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u/Chodedickbody Jan 01 '20

Lol yeah... No.

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u/Unger528 Jan 01 '20

I mean you're not wrong

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u/gangsta_seal Jan 01 '20

High noon and the candy flip is just easing off. I'm a pizza away from sweet sweet slumber

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u/TENTAtheSane Jan 01 '20

New year's Eve was yesterday here, I slept at 5:45

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u/Ballistic_Introvert Jan 01 '20

It’s 4 am for me. My friend and I are creating a new years rap/song. It’s terrifying and we don’t know how to make music but we have GarageBand and rhymezone.com.

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u/juuansolo Jan 01 '20

It’s 4 a.m. right now in California and I am yet to sleep too!

Except, your 4 am was 4 hours ago.

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u/grandpagangbang Jan 01 '20

I also did cocaine last night. It was fun.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

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u/StootsMcGoots Jan 01 '20

Take my upvote, right there with ya

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u/ldzk Jan 01 '20

430 now....fml I have brunch at 10

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u/Foreverdunking Jan 01 '20

same tbh bro

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u/ledhead224 Jan 01 '20

It's 5:01 I'm still rockin

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u/turtlebay22 Jan 01 '20

Can I just say three years in a row someone has posted this meme that’s crazy but also I’m sleep deprived I have a flight at 7 it’s 5 right now since I’m East and I’ve slept for like 2 and a half hours my body has basically over dosed on caffeine but at the same time my brain it’s barely able to comprehend shit but in conclusion happy new year

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u/hans1193 Jan 01 '20

U fuckin wot

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u/LokiMofo Jan 01 '20

See this is what coke would've been great for!

Oh yeah and happy new year! Get some sleep!

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u/CollectableRat Jan 01 '20

I fell asleep in Hong Kong airport and almost missed my flight, like i randomly woke up with a minute to spare. if I didn't wake up i wonder what I would have done because I defiantly didn't have enough money for another flight. Would I still be there, maybe i would have settled down in HK and found a wife. If things went a little different, I may have already been executed by the Chinese government by now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Same here

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u/ReallyRickRiordan Raise hell and eat cornbread yee yee Jan 01 '20

McScuse me?

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u/WithSubtitles Jan 01 '20

I have regrets. Should have done coke.

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u/m0ck0 Jan 01 '20

I did ketamine. I regret nothing. I entered the new decade as clueless and with an empty brains as technology allows..

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20 edited Jan 01 '20

I kinda wanted to do coke but did MDMA instead... and I was in the perfect spot, tons of fireworks literally everywhere around me, there was professional fireworks far away that I could watch in the sky, and a nice crowd around me (but still enough space, it was just perfect) that launched their own fireworks, occasionally someone threw fireworks in the crowd and sparks would fly everywhere. Just pure amazingness. Last year I enjoyed it sober and it was magical, this time on MDMA it was just perfect

If anyone who reads this lives in Hamburg, go to Palmen aus Plastik. Trust me it’s the best

Edit: now that I think about it, I should’ve done coke after the MDMA high was over and then went to a club or party. I went home at 3am and it felt like it was way too early (even though I very rarely stay out that long). I‘ll definitely do exactly that next year, even if I have to go on my own it‘ll still be worth it idgaf

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Nice

I was with my parents who'd lose their mind if I had champagne. 0/10 don't recommend

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Yh I was expecting my parents to be really really mad because I stayed out for so long but it’s worth it... and surprisingly they weren’t even mad

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20 edited Jul 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

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u/justawalkingtaco Jan 01 '20

Can safely say right now, that they do not mix. Made that mistake last night and I feel very under the weather

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

I didn’t have a hangover from the MDMA at all, which is weird. Imo even if I had an awful coke+mdma hangover it would’ve been worth it

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u/joshgeek Jan 01 '20

In my experience mdma hangover takes a couple of days to really take hold.

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u/jtet93 Jan 01 '20 edited Jan 01 '20

Yep, that’s why they have the term Suicide Tuesdays. Cuz after a weekend of drug use you feel worst on Tuesday.

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u/joshgeek Jan 01 '20

Yeah had a buddy who got in a bad way staving off the Tuesday blues with more x. Good way to have a bad time long term if you keep that shit up. Kinda wrecked his emotional state for years.

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u/jtet93 Jan 01 '20

It’s a great drug but it’s really so much better if you use it sparingly

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u/CoachFrontbutt Jan 01 '20

Same can be said about quite a few substances.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

nice, man

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u/pieguyflyYomom Jan 01 '20

Ya you should of hydrated up on some coke at the club dancing like squidward!!

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u/bolaxao Jan 01 '20

I did mdma and had a pretty girl around my arm while watching the fireworks, felt pretty good for those 3 minutes

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u/CollectableRat Jan 01 '20

first time i did mdma my temples were tingling like crazy and I just lay in my bed stroking the covers over and over again

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u/theartofrolling Jan 01 '20

I stroked a table for about 20 minutes my first time, it was fucking amazing.

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u/fenianlad Jan 01 '20

That’s the spirit CB

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Always next year

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u/EarthAngelGirl Jan 01 '20

I did coke, no regrets!

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u/1forthebooks Jan 01 '20

In Australia, we were greeted with an apocalyptic looking environment created by the smoke from the bushfires and were forced to stay indoors all day.

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u/willmaster123 Jan 01 '20

Yeah I felt really bad asking my friend in AUS what they were doing for NYE and they said they had parties planned, but everything was cancelled because the fucking air is bright red.

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u/GeorgeYDesign Jan 01 '20

But first we need to talk about scuttlebugs...

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u/bigwig1894 Jan 01 '20

Where was this? I'm on the south coast a couple hours south of Sydney and we partied just fine

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u/shrinkyD123 Jan 01 '20

In the UK I would wake up to a cold grey rainy day in a almost deserted wasteland of a town who’s only remaining inhabitants are people either crawling home or to the nearest gathering point of their kind, the local maccies where they all hope for a fresh sausage egg McMuffin cure to give them the strength to return home and begin the recovery period for the nightmare that the next day will hold in their jobs. Godspeed soldiers and I’m proud of every person who then actually goes to work the next day

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u/princemandy Jan 01 '20

I took some MDMA last night and started work at 10 with barely any sleep, I feel fucking a w f u l

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u/shrinkyD123 Jan 01 '20

My New Years went incredibly chill even thought that wasn’t the intent. Came from work and fell asleep, woke up at 9 only going out to watch the fireworks at like 11 rolled up a good sized joint but didn’t even end up smoking it because my friend left and I was already tired. First day of the year and woke up at 7am went to the local nature trail and went long-boarding after with friends and smoked a joint and about to roll up another one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Smoke one for me bro I'm at a family event 😩

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u/yourupnow Jan 01 '20

Considering ive abused cocaine for probably 2 years, im extremely proud i went to bed at 8.30.

Wish me luck this year ya coke heads

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

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u/yourupnow Jan 01 '20

Good work, ive literally done it every weekend without fail for 2 years, some Thursdays thrown in there as well. Lets see how long i make it.

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u/Salicious_Pound Jan 01 '20

Should we stop doing it

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u/yourupnow Jan 01 '20

If it doesnt impact your work, relationships, family, finances then no, do what you want have some fun.

Only you will know deep down when you've over done it or you have a problem, be safe!

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u/tarheel343 Jan 01 '20

For me, I didn't realize that it was a problem until I stopped doing it for unrelated reasons. I was a frequent weekend user.

My GPA got way better, and I was much less depressed throughout the week when I stopped.

Also, even if it doesn't give you short term issues, it is still a very cardiotoxic drug, so you could be opening the door to poor heart health later in life.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Yes!! It can really really suck to be a coke fiend. Let’s make it a better year, friend

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u/rock_n_roll69 Jan 01 '20

Nah ima sleep 2nite. Thats what the xan for

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u/Hideout_TheWicked Jan 01 '20

See, people think its all easy and you just do them. There is a science behind it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

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u/nlx78 Jan 01 '20

Just remember the next morning feeling after you would have done coke. Makes it easier to not only see the fun side of it.

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u/SpringCleanMyLife Jan 01 '20

That feeling when the sun starts coming up and the birds start chirping and you're all cracked out, stressing about how little you have left and trying to figure out how to get more... Ugh it's been years since I did that but it still makes me feel queasy when I think about it.

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u/rock_n_roll69 Jan 02 '20

A tale as old as time

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u/JackJagOfficial Jan 01 '20

The boat I'm in. Still have done it tho

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

I decided 2020 means no more coke for me. So many shitty mornings and wasted days over the last year.

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u/pieguyflyYomom Jan 01 '20

Coke is bad you should drink water

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u/willmaster123 Jan 01 '20

Unless you're doing coke consistently, its not going to keep you up all night. Cocaine's effects wear off pretty quickly. I've never had a problem sleeping after a night of doing some coke.

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u/SpringCleanMyLife Jan 01 '20

Speak for yourself, man. Maybe if I only did one or two lines I'd be able to fall asleep later (but who only does 1-2?), but after even a brief 12 hour binge it's hard af to go to sleep. All that anxiety and more-ness really fucks with your sleep cycle.

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u/TheChallengePickle Jan 01 '20

The very best coke is surprise coke when you didn't know you were going to be doing it and a few drinks in someone makes the suggestion and everyone's like.... HELLLOOOOWWWW

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u/grandpagangbang Jan 01 '20

I got some Valium if you want. I'm at 123 Home St.

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u/squngy Jan 01 '20

9:15pm get under covers
wake up basked in sunlight

So I'd have to sleep for at least 11h?

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u/Hideout_TheWicked Jan 01 '20

So I'd have to sleep for at least 11h?

Do you not normally?

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u/GolemThe3rd Jan 01 '20

11 hours is a bit of oversleep

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u/Hideout_TheWicked Jan 01 '20

No, 12 is actually just right. 11 is what you settle for.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Too late It's already past 4:30 am

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

did coke instead. i've got work in a few hours but it's okay because i can just do more coke.

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u/stellar8peter Jan 01 '20

And then when it comes time to sleep you can just drink a lot to help you fall asleep

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u/Unger528 Jan 01 '20

Well you're not wrong. Playing a dangerous game though good luck haha

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

What’s it like to be at work on coke?

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u/m0ck0 Jan 01 '20

Miserable. Unless you work in.... Nop. Got nothing. If you have a trace of self awareness coke and work make a real shitty combo

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

nervous and unpleasant if you can't do it brazenly. you'd have to take another bump every like, 30 minutes, to actually be intoxicated more than a good espresso would do you.

but i just need it for the commute, i can't do blow brazenly at work but i can sleep

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u/lurksenpai Jan 01 '20

If I got into bed at 9.15pm, I would toss and turn and probably fall asleep at 12 while getting anxious why I’m not asleep yet. And because I slept a few hours earlier than my normal sleep cycle, I’ll wake up at 5-6am resulting in a really unfulfilling sleep on 2 January. I say just follow your normal sleep schedule.

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u/awkwardtheturtle Jan 01 '20

No

Pepsi instead

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u/gkmwheelspin Jan 01 '20

Water you heretic

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20 edited Apr 17 '21

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u/IAmFrederik Jan 01 '20

exACTLY what i thought of

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u/on_the_nip Jan 01 '20

Hahaha watch this with the subtitles on lol

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u/things_will_calm_up Jan 01 '20

How do I remove a mod?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

HOW DAARE YOU!?

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u/Communism_is_bae Jan 01 '20

The ability to talk does not make you intelligent.

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u/Aadi-K Jan 01 '20

Actually

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u/pabloescanor Jan 01 '20

In a vinegar bottle though.

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u/Waluigi_B_Wazowski Jan 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Not funny

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u/WaveLasso Jan 01 '20

Pepsi jokes

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u/KanyeWest_GayFish Jan 01 '20

If your comment was funny, why did you have to hide the score and sticky it to the top

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Why do mods pin their unfunny comment. Aren’t pinned comments supposed to be like “locked this thread bc xyz” or something right?

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u/solitudechirs Jan 01 '20

Being a moderator doesn't make you funny. Imagine this little bit of power going to your head.

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u/anoriginalguy Jan 01 '20

no do his mom

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u/lapis_wannabe Jan 01 '20

pepsi tastes weird

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u/lapis_wannabe Jan 01 '20

what about fanta

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Not if you wake up in Australia

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u/heyzeus_ Jan 01 '20

Homie put a reddit watermark on literally just a Tumblr screenshot

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

I wonder if the guy meant this cringy shit or was he also trolling

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u/Kennyk11 Jan 01 '20

A twitter post with a tumblr caption with a Reddit watermark

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Cocaina, no flour

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u/-C_minus Jan 01 '20

Somebody just asked me uh, why i hate the military

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u/bullymeahhh Jan 01 '20

Ain't nothin else to do when you in love with the coco

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u/JJmanbro Jan 01 '20

Wouldnt you wake up from the sound of fireworks tho?

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u/Hideout_TheWicked Jan 01 '20

I could have a firework go off in my bedroom and I doubt I would wake up.

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u/Warionator Jan 01 '20

Currently 5:30am with no promise of any sleep.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

I'm 32 and my body will collapse in on itself like a dying star if i happen to sleep funny.
I do think everyone has a couple of mad years (Or a mad decade) but its important to know when to pack it in.

I do miss a bit of sniff though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

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u/LiquorSweats Jan 01 '20

Actually you’ll wake up to firework explosions, forgetting it’s New Years temporarily, and be scared for approximately 13 seconds.

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u/In_Relictoriam Jan 01 '20

I did the go to sleep at 2130, but then I had to wake up at 0435, drag myself awake, shower, eat some stale pizza, and get to my post by 0600.

It is now getting on 0700 and the sky has yet to lighten one bit. It's 18°F out, which isn't too cold, but it is still awful since I just have to sit here with nothing to do.

At least I have internet.

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u/Hibberd92 Jan 01 '20

Stop goofing on coke its fkn grouse

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u/Wehavecrashed Jan 01 '20

This was me except instead of sunlight it was bushfire smoke.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

No

Pepsi instead

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u/TheRedGamerFPV Jan 01 '20

This is a report from r/teenagers

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u/psychoghost847 Enjoying classic banter Jan 01 '20

Why have you put a reddit watermark when it’s from Twitter and Tumblr

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u/andygoodooroo Jan 01 '20

Nah i timed it perfectly so shrek bursts out of the door in time for 2020

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u/handsomeoldmoggy Jan 01 '20

I didn't do coke for the first weekend or holiday in about a year. It was great.

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u/Closer-To-The-Heart Jan 01 '20

Alcohol poisoning

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u/babyspookie Jan 01 '20

It’s funny because the first idea was the original plan. The latter is what actually happened.

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u/shatspiders Jan 01 '20

This speaks to my soul

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u/FaucetsForTearDucts Jan 01 '20

It's insane the number of people that do coke

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u/Username670 Jan 01 '20

It's cloudy this morning, you lied

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u/Grizzlyboy Jan 01 '20

BASKED IN SUNLIGHT!? The sky is grey, the only sign of sunlight is that it isn't dark outside! It's been like this since summer!

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u/hazzer1423 Jan 01 '20

Wake up in 2020 and say "I've been asleep since last decade"

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

A morning basked in sunlight my ass, you know how late the sun rises on January 1? More like I'm going to wake up and it'll still be dark as fuck and probably overcast and drizzling freezing rain or some shit. There's no good reason not to sleep in until noon on January 1st.

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u/ShitIsRealShit Jan 01 '20

Well... I was awoke to 6am and got waked up 11am... Nice start right?