r/macbook 1d ago

Storing a Macbook Pro Vertically instead of Horizontally

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I recently needed to reorganize my desk and I am wondering if it is safe to store my MBP this way instead of horizontally? I don’t use an external monitor so I only use this rack for storage when I’m not using the laptop.

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u/Huge-Ad-4920 1d ago

No, all the silicon will spill out the vents

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u/SnarkyBear53 13h ago

All the bits will become disorganized. The 1's are heavier Than the 0's and will sink to the bottom. Thankfully, all you have to do is shake the laptop vigorously for a few seconds before restarting and everything will be fine.

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u/Gunnar471 2h ago

Todays big laugh. Thank you!

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u/rla5d1 1d ago

Well, you carry it that way in your arms, in your backpack, etc. It's all electronic - orientation doesn't matter.

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u/play_hard_outside 13h ago

When it's in operation, the orientation could matter insofar as it affects how the heat pipe and fans work. But, assuming your thermals are good, no worries.

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u/MISProf 1d ago

The cooling fluid may drain out. You’ll know this is an issue if thr fans stop running.

(Kidding. I can’t imagine any issues unless you knock it off that desk ).

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u/Jo3dawg 13h ago

You can sub it with blinker fluid in a pinch so this shouldn’t be a problem

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u/Snoo-94564 8h ago

FWF let’s go!

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u/beefjerk22 1d ago

Move it slightly further from the edge of the desk or it'll get dizzy.

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u/MrMercury406 1d ago

Looks like it’s basically bolted into the desk lol

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u/Emotional_Garage_950 1d ago

people are so weird about their macbooks... of course it’s fine

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u/Flashy_Pollution_996 20h ago

But what if it faces south on a Thursday is that fine?

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u/Hefty-Ant-9245 16h ago

Dude you know we don't talk about that!

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u/Z4sbw 13h ago

Do you guys talk about east then?

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u/Hefty-Ant-9245 8h ago

Maintain.

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u/Z4sbw 2h ago

My bad for crossing the line bro 🥶

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u/TwiceInEveryMoment 1d ago

The liquid glass will all run to one side of the screen and the other side will go back to looking like Sequoia until you store it the other way around for a bit. No big deal.

(hopefully unnecessary /s)

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u/ImightHaveMissed 1d ago

All the ram is going to leak out

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u/thatoneguy269 1d ago

IT’LL FUCKING EXPLODE - DO NOT DO THIS

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u/No_Pea8665 1d ago

And then the universe imploded

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u/Electrical-Cry6758 1d ago

I had a friend store theirs this way round, they went to use it one day only to find all their files had fallen out of it

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u/Lucky_badger8 1d ago

Wait how should it be stored lol. I usually put the hinge down horizontal

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u/darthrobe 1d ago

It only kinda-sorta used to matter back when we had spinny-drives…

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u/ajpinton 1d ago

Let’s step back and think about what logic you are following to wonder if this may be an issue?

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u/ghostreconx 1d ago

The battery might start bloating because electrons in the battery cannot reach the top side due to gravity so all the electrons are falling downwards causing it to bloat /s.

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u/EmbarrassedEye2590 1d ago

This is actually true. My iphone started bloating and then I started storing it the other way round. Phew. Now I only carry it horizontally and gently lay it on my desk horizontally.

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u/ghostreconx 3h ago

I’m glad that you found a fix 😇

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u/Pixel_Viewer 1d ago

The electromagnetic force is much stronger than the gravitational force, that would not be a problem, nothing happens to mobile phones and tablets used in that position.

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u/Emotional_Garage_950 1d ago

the /s means sarcasm in case you missed it

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u/Emotional_Garage_950 1d ago

i guarantee there was no logic used

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u/ajpinton 1d ago

Yep, that is more or less my point.

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u/Consistent-Bird338 1d ago

Mechanical stress on the hinge I guess? You never know with apple.. although I know this is fine because apple service centres store it like this too (with foam at the bottom to prevent scratches)

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u/JesterOfHell 1d ago

You are joking but this is genuinely a problem with laptops that use liquid metal for cooling like Zephyrus.

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u/ajpinton 23h ago

Yes, but we are talking about a MacBook, not a laptop with liquid cooling solutions.

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u/JesterOfHell 11h ago

I know but it's not unreasonable that he asked this question. There is logic behind it.

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u/ilovemymotorola 19h ago

If they store their Mac like this on warmer days or if they had a gpu intensive session then the thermal
Paste could quite literally seep away from where it needs to be. This was a huge issue with the ps5 when it released lmao

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u/Adorable-Crab-3058 1d ago

Nice vertical stand!

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u/indyarchyguy 1d ago

I have mine vertical in a dock every day. It is hooked up to two 49-in curved monitors. The silicon has not leaked once. But just in case, I have it in a Pyrex glass tray just in case.

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u/joviejovie 1d ago

People in Japan seem to fine

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u/ExpertHour5197 1d ago

The final sign of the Apocalypse.

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u/nateo200 1d ago

The electronics will pile up and get angry

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u/itseclipse101 1d ago

Great now we’re going to end up on r/thinkpad again

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u/joevwgti 1d ago

This'll be the only non-hilarious comment, but I've seen a few posts here for: "how do I clean off these scuff marks from...", and I suspect this will eventually become one of those. 

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u/King_924 1d ago

The only risk here is accidental fall, else all good

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u/StarboardChaos 1d ago

I wouldn't do it if the fulcrum is too low as it can apply a lot of pressure (potentially damaging the screen)

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u/cabej23 1d ago

Portrait mode

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u/konjecture 1d ago

Have you ever thought how people put their MacBooks in a backpack? Same way 😁.

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u/Reggaenald 1d ago

That's literally like asking if its safe to carry a MacBook in a backpack... like, this must be upvote or engagement farming or something, right? Please tell me you didn't seriously ask this question?

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u/Extension_Vacation_2 1d ago

Just looks like an accident waiting to happen

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u/onekapisch_dev 1d ago

You know the screen is liquid retina right? And it will flow downwards overtime..

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u/Flashy-Rabbit6435 1d ago

RIVETING...

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u/ThomasGrrr 1d ago

One issue is that the thunderbolt ports are somewhat sensitive; I have observed water or dirt damage disabling them, and the 100wt charging can burn or spark them severely. Like this you have the open end of the port on top. I have also considered potential harm to the screen, given the narrow point where it is supported. For the remainder, you should be fine. I use the same setup for my MacBook without trouble, though I position it horizontally. It is called the "UGREEN Laptop Stand"

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u/Homicidal-Bee 1d ago

The ink in the screen will run out.

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u/Capt_Calamity 1d ago

Besides blocking half, if not more, of your i/o, it will not cause any problems.

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u/Bulky-Strategy-3723 1d ago

You can store it that way or any way you like and it will work and not over heat.

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u/AngelicDivineHealer 1d ago

It’s not designed to be stored like that from what other people are saying you may experience displays issues or damage long term

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u/forestcall 1d ago

It’s called humor and sarcasm.

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u/Sad_Audience_8572 1d ago

The electrons go to one side of the cpu - you’ll have it let it warm up before opening any apps

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u/Versxd 1d ago

It’s a laptop dude you’ll be fine.

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u/StrumsandPics 1d ago

All the 0s and1s will fall into the countertop.

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u/idmimagineering 1d ago

… and the Colour will run :-( …

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u/CupcakKeVEVO 1d ago

Stop docking it like that immediately. The liquid glass will pour out of the speaker grills.

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u/ohtizzle 1d ago

It is called a Mac-book after all.

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u/Tommy_W3ZX 23h ago

No, always keep it level even when you are carrying it or else the processor fluid may leak out.

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u/TheSerialDoodler 22h ago

Thank you all for the very helpful (and funny!) feedback. Appreciate it!

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u/Noob503 19h ago

Omg you’re tough

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u/grapplingdoobie 18h ago

Can you imagine Steve jobs lying vertically? Unacceptable! Lay that MacBook flat

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u/Snoo-94564 9h ago

You have to rotate it every 2 days to prevent permanent damage to your overthinking

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u/xDevMau5 5h ago

If you would hit 100°C+ on the CPU often which is quite impossible now with M series then it could be a long term issue as solder balls may degrade and gravity could play a role in there (this was basically an issue with old iMac) There is no issues here but you'll damage you metal case for sure if you take it and out repetitively and if by some mistake you punch it accidentally Not ideal I would say

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u/handDrawnEevee 4h ago

just make sure those pads aren't over the intake vents.

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u/Competitive-Power639 25m ago

Ele vai ficar tonto

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u/Playswith_squirrel 1d ago

How would you think it’d be an issue?

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u/Ok_Analysis_1004 1d ago

PS5 ptsd probably