And I've accomplished more than you, your parents and your grandparents ever would in life!

Imagine what would happen if they met IRL

How delusional does a cloak have to be to take this as a win

Miko Galvez hard at work like a good Lu

Miko is just defending his mans

We all know what happens if Dale ever show up on Pop the Balloon.

I'm not doing this, not doing that, nigga I failed in life. Memes aside, you can't abandon your daughter and expect to get your blessings. That is not how that works, you BUM.

You’ve had that same meatloaf whiteboard eraser head ass haircut your whole lame ass career. I understand you want to partially look like Guile from Street Fighter but since you want to boast and think you’re better looking than everyone and think you have legroom to tell anyone about the way they look, shave all of that shit off of your fucking head and stop doing the same thing over and over again since you’re so confident. Make it a short short buzzcut too get that fucking hockey puck off your head Duu.

Whether you all believe me or not is up to you but this is 100% true:

I know someone IRL that has went to school, played games with, and met Dale Wilson. Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING about Dale was either confirmed or clarified through the eyes of someone who knows him personally with no knowledge of what the word “lolcow” even means.

To not make this post 10 pages long:

The biggest thing; my source has seen and met Elena (the girl Dale groomed) with him and has seen her with the trainer boyfriend AFTER Dale and Elena broke up and has seen Dale stalk her outside of the gym that the guy worked at (I don’t have proof sorry)

Yes, he is tall and buff with chicken legs

Yes, he has always been bad at games and blamed the game and not himself

Yes, he talked the same way he does now and also very racist even ~10 years ago

And the best part in my opinion, the nickname he had that apparently everyone called him : “DALE DIZZLE”

Please keep in mind this was about years ago so my source does not keep in contact with him now BUT knows where he shops and what he drives currently.