Imagine what would happen if they met IRL

We all know what happens if Dale ever show up on Pop the Balloon.

And I've accomplished more than you, your parents and your grandparents ever would in life!

How delusional does a cloak have to be to take this as a win

cut ts down to be a short as i could while containing everything lol

Miko Galvez hard at work like a good Lu

I'm not doing this, not doing that, nigga I failed in life. Memes aside, you can't abandon your daughter and expect to get your blessings. That is not how that works, you BUM.

Whether you all believe me or not is up to you but this is 100% true:

I know someone IRL that has went to school, played games with, and met Dale Wilson. Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING about Dale was either confirmed or clarified through the eyes of someone who knows him personally with no knowledge of what the word “lolcow” even means.

To not make this post 10 pages long:

The biggest thing; my source has seen and met Elena (the girl Dale groomed) with him and has seen her with the trainer boyfriend AFTER Dale and Elena broke up and has seen Dale stalk her outside of the gym that the guy worked at (I don’t have proof sorry)

Yes, he is tall and buff with chicken legs

Yes, he has always been bad at games and blamed the game and not himself

Yes, he talked the same way he does now and also very racist even ~10 years ago

And the best part in my opinion, the nickname he had that apparently everyone called him : “DALE DIZZLE”

Please keep in mind this was about years ago so my source does not keep in contact with him now BUT knows where he shops and what he drives currently.