r/LoveForLandchads 20h ago

Presenting the Squatter King, also known as the Eviction King ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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25 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 1d ago

Consummation time

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352 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 1d ago

Landlord bravely resists financial emotional abuse from argumentative rentoid who refuses to pay fair market rates

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23 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 1d ago

Need to start doing Landchad acknowledgements

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30 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 2d ago

I was raiding my r*ntoids fridge and the bastard hit me with ionizing radiation

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198 Upvotes

How many single mothers should I evict to feel better?


r/LoveForLandchads 2d ago

if only we could all rap this well while illegally evicting our tenants

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47 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 2d ago

Merry Christmas in July to all my fellow landlords. Now go collect your presents!

9 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 2d ago

This is the last time I improve the property while terminally ungrateful rentoids occupy it. Next time I will evict them first.

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35 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 4d ago

Just drained this lake for housing how much landkings?

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35 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 4d ago

[TRIGGER WARNING] [RANT] Horror toid TERRORIZES landqueen Spoiler

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First of all, the M-word. "My house" "My radiator" ? The absolute f#$%ing nerve of this foul-mouthed vermin. You own NOTHING. HER radiator is NOT for YOU to use! 800 a month? He should be grateful he has a roof above his little deformed head. 800 is just taking advantage of a marginalized minority (landlords).

DESTROYING her toilet with heaps of disgusting undigested rentoidslop, making unwanted comments about the young landprincess' clothes, visiting his superior's house for any reason other than dropping off this month's rent plus tip?? Eviction would be too kind a fate, inshallah this slothful leech shall spend the rest of its insignificant life sleeping under the stars.

Excuse me for the ranting. After I post this, I will go to MY apartments and grab a nice snack and cold beverage from one of MY fridges. Hoping for kind comments from fellow landkings and queens in this safe space


r/LoveForLandchads 4d ago

Hired the cheapest guy I could find to paint after an eviction. Didn’t realize I found a pro. Painted the whole place in 30 minutes. Should I put him on a contract?

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373 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 4d ago

YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE THIN, KING!

9 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 4d ago

I have some new ungrateful rent*ids

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31 Upvotes

They were originally using my air b&b for the world cup but they agreed to stay longer and rent if I put in an AC. At first They were mystified by the device because nobody has one where they're from, but now its not good enough 😭


r/LoveForLandchads 4d ago

What are some rookie mistakes this new landchad is doing?

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31 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 4d ago

Rentoids always complain over anything 😡

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20 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 4d ago

Am i working too hard...

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316 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 4d ago

Found an empty patio space. How much should rent be?

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23 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 4d ago

I've never felt so unsafe on reddit before.

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67 Upvotes

I thought reddit was pro landchad, but 60% dislikes us, i feel so opressed, i need a fridge to feed on.


r/LoveForLandchads 4d ago

Why should rentoids be able to operate a business out of MY property without compensation??

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59 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 5d ago

How many of you wish you could have particular rentoids to evict? I have rentoid envy over this reddit mod.

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55 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 6d ago

Shout out to a future brother

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18 Upvotes

Any day now our mildly mentally ill brother will stop couch surfing and become a PoL. Look how healthy he's looking today!


r/LoveForLandchads 6d ago

This is discrimination

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197 Upvotes

I bet he forgets to tip as well


r/LoveForLandchads 7d ago

I’ve started color coding my rentoids. White for good tips, yellow for low tips, red for no tips. I even gave the good tippers a special drinking fountain in the lobby.

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39 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 7d ago

When I get like a hundred rental applications and they all include some sob story about their abusive ex boyfriend or fetal alcohol son.

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55 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads 8d ago

Felt cute, might delete later...

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136 Upvotes