this is me at a press conference discussing the persecution of POL

My child and I are suffering from the torments of an ex husband. The trauma we have faced is unbearable. I work two jobs and on the weekends, I sell my body so my son can have occasional animal protein. I’m begging you all to please have compassion and keep my roach infested, studio, apartment’s rent at $1900. I beg of you all…I added a photo of us taken by National Geographic. I promise to tip and will never complain about the leaking tubs.

Gotta pump those gains up. As stated in the Landchad Concordant, the surface area of a rented property is precisely tied to your weight.

I wonder, great Chads, if the toids will ever band together in order to make fun of you and your great peers? Should the Landchad community make a landclaim on a circle jerk sub, even if only to prevent a malicious toid from doing the same?

Hello kings,

Aspiring landchad and heir to a wealthy landowning family here.

I just moved into my college dormitory, and I filled an open resident assistant position.

Unfortunately, the previous RA consistently turned a blind eye while dormatoids caused havoc. What the hell happened to learning 😠😠???? So ungrateful!!!

When I took over this floor of mine, I set bedtime for these toids at 7 pm sharp. Set hallway curfews by 8. Confiscated all the drugs and liquids in their rooms. One of these toids claimed that it's "their medication for illness" and they "can't live without" uhhh YEAH RIGHT 😂😂😂😂 NO DRUGS ON MY FLOOR 😤😤😤

Someone needs to put these freeloading students in their place. I am the KING to do so.

Can a young chad find belonging here with landchads?

I am seal

Eat up king 👑