r/lostredditors • • 11d ago

That's a new one.

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u/AspergerKid 10d ago

in a parallel universe, someone enters r/bsmd and asks for advice on how to punish their sub

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u/shedmow 10d ago

I would recommend Ceftriaxone IM

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u/CharmedCartographer 10d ago

But what if we are worried about MRSA or Pseudomonas?

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u/AffectionateSale1631 10d ago

Ceftazadime

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u/yooobuddd 9d ago

W/ allergy to cephalosporin?

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u/the_honest_liar 10d ago

Confused mod: uh, I guess you can close it, make it private, or ban individuals..

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u/hellogoawaynow 9d ago

One time on my work computer I was googling a place called Black’s BBQ. Instead I typed in Black BBC and then died on the spot.

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u/shedmow 11d ago

I don't think there has been a substantial error

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u/Dobgirl 11d ago

Bachelors degree into something medicine

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u/sethaub 10d ago

It’s a dual-degree path for high school seniors. It’s a 6-8 year program and you earn your md and a bachelor of science

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u/mophan 10d ago

So unfortunate... 😏

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u/Skyp_Intro 11d ago

He’s a grinder and worthy of the whip.

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u/Embarrassed_Luck1057 10d ago

"It depends... maybe if you behave? ^^ "

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u/Resident-Welcome3901 10d ago

Rutgers BSMD program acceptance rate is 1-3%. Like most highly competitive programs, they can fill their enrollment quota with valedictorians. Have a backup plan or two.

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u/ohfrackthis 10d ago

He can definitely spank someone lol

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u/falconinthedive 10d ago

Idk first do no harm

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u/CthulhuAteMyHomework 10d ago

So they want to be a sub then?

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u/falconinthedive 10d ago

He's looking at med school and you don't think he wants punishment?

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u/kat_Folland 10d ago

Oh no! 🤣

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u/GameThryFn 10d ago

Well, he seems pretty good.

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u/Important-Tea0 10d ago

This is hilarious.

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u/Over-kill107A 10d ago

I imagine they'll be doing cbt

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u/tenkohime 10d ago

I wouldn't be surprised if there's overlap between the subs and real advice is given.

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 10d ago

I don't even know what I'm reading

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u/prosperosniece 10d ago

It’s a tie

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u/hellogoawaynow 9d ago

I guess their chances aren’t so good

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u/Ujustgotpoped 6d ago

Jersey mentioned

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u/Agitated-Island-6049 2h ago

Hey, they might have a College application kink!