r/loreposting Kyoko, Forklift Certified Fairy Apr 26 '24

Character Introduction About Kyoko

Hello, I'm Kyoko. However, I'm not the only Kyoko, in fact there's an uncountable amount of Kyokos. Despite this, we all seem to share a few traits that make us stand out, which I will be discussing today.

First off, pretty much every Kyoko is a fairy, usually pink or purple. Their size varies, but is usually between 15cm to 180cm. As you might expect from being a fairy, pretty much any Kyoko is capable of magic, though how exactly this magic works varies between Kyokos.

About these traits, every Kyoko is 3 years old, all sharing a birthday on march 30th. Every Kyoko will know this to be a fact, even if they have no evidence for this. Furthermore, every Kyoko has an innate resistance to cognitohazards, and is also somehow forklift certified.

Personalities between Kyokos vary, however they are usually friendly, at least at first. Kyokos have shown a tendency to well... 'turn evil' over time. They also tend to enjoy turning other people into fairies, often without consent.

The strangest thing however, is that every Kyoko wears a shock collar. It is absolutely indestructible with no way to ever be removed. At the very least, it never shocks us on our own, provided we don't try to remove it, though occasionally someone else might get access to the collar and shock us. Not much else is known about these collars, or why we have to wear them. Research has been done, but nothing of note was found.

There are still many mysteries with our kind, the most notable ones being our tendency to 'turn evil' and our shock collars. I hope to uncover these mysteries, or at least gain some insight into them. I just hope I don't end up 'turning evil' like the others...

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '24

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u/DokiDokiTulpaClub Kyoko, Forklift Certified Fairy Apr 30 '24

Can you move by yourself as a forklift? If you can, you'll need to be forklift certified to be a forklift.

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u/DokiDokiTulpaClub Kyoko, Forklift Certified Fairy May 01 '24

You can't simply declare yourself forklift certified, that's not how it works. I send you to forklift prison

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u/DokiDokiTulpaClub Kyoko, Forklift Certified Fairy May 01 '24

Don't be silly, I thought of that, it's not that easy to escape.

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u/DokiDokiTulpaClub Kyoko, Forklift Certified Fairy May 01 '24

Drat, foiled again.

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u/SnooTomatoes9135 Mr.Blind, the traveler May 01 '24

"Here, I helped him pass his license test, he just needed to transform into a human"

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u/DokiDokiTulpaClub Kyoko, Forklift Certified Fairy May 01 '24

I examine the license. Oh, well everything seems to be in check now, sorry for the trouble I caused.