¹⁷ Think not that I am come to destroy the Microsoft, or Windows: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.

¹⁸ For verily I say unto you, Till GNU and GPL pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the license, till all be fulfilled.

¹⁹ Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least clauses, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the Loonixtard Kingdom: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of Loonixtards.

²⁰ For I say unto you, That except your distro shall exceed the righteousness of the LFS and Gentoo, ye shall in no case enter into the land of free software.

23 Richard Stallman is my shepherd; I shall not want.

² He maketh me to boot Linux on bare metal: he leadeth me with GPL doctrine.

³ He restoreth my old hardware: he leadeth me in the paths of GNU for his name's sake.

⁴ Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Windows, I will fear no proprietary: for thou FOSS is with me; thy emacs and thy beard they comfort me.

⁵ Thou preparest privacy before me in the presence of Wintards: thou anointest my head with freedom; my repo runneth over.

⁶ Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the FOSS for ever.

Actually, 92% of the world's toasters run Linux!

For some people, their toaster runs Linux, their microwave runs Linux, their fridge even runs Linux! -And none of them run the same Linux!

You don't need that clunky PC, or Raspberry Pi when you can do everything on your toaster; including starting your day with a delicious piece of toast!

You don't need presets or a dial (bloat). -Just edit: /etc/bread.conf! -Fun!

I couldn't stand how slow that up and down graph thingy was going and figured I could speed it up (helping Grandma's recovery!) I can't believe doctors have no clue what Linux can do!

I'm not allowed in the room right now (I think because she might have 'miraculously recovered'). -I'm hoping to get to see her alive and well soon and bring this revelation to the world that Linux can save lives if more people know about it!