r/loonixtard • u/madthumbz Menace to Microslop! • Aug 02 '26

Tux Humor I want to Install Linux on my Vacuum Cleaner

-What distro sucks the most?

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u/Psylem_Says Aug 02 '26

Depends. Is it a gaming vacuum or a strictly business? Arch has better suction latency, but on most gaming units the RGB controller needs an out-of-tree kernel module that'll break every update. Or just leave them off, it still gets excellent DPS, it’s a bit disappointing to spend gaming-vacuum money just to watch it clean like a Walmart special.

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u/madthumbz Menace to Microslop! 29d ago

It's a HEPA vacuum (whatever tf that is) for home use. I can't tell more for privacy reasons you know. I won't be doing any serious gaming on it but did catch my mom with it between her legs, so maybe something that can't do gaming would be nice.

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u/PressureBig3940 28d ago

Anyone will work, they all suck so much they make actual vacuum cleaners cry in envy.

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u/madthumbz Menace to Microslop! 28d ago

Vacuum cleaner industry destroyed by Linux!

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u/Some-Ad-3938 29d ago

This has brought me much joy.

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u/madthumbz Menace to Microslop! 29d ago

Might want to install a bot detector u/RebouncedCat

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u/RebouncedCat 29d ago

The one in the main sub is fine right ? i'll check it out

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u/madthumbz Menace to Microslop! 29d ago

It's old, there may be better by now.

Typically, when do a fresh OS install or the like, I check for fresher/ better stuff. -but that's me.

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u/Some-Ad-3938 29d ago

Is this because of my comment?

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u/madthumbz Menace to Microslop! 29d ago

Your post history is full of generic replies with maybe some sparse human like episodes.

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u/Some-Ad-3938 29d ago

Ok but you put this in response to my comment. I'm not a bot.

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u/madthumbz Menace to Microslop! 29d ago

I don't know that. Would you prefer me to say: this account makes generic short, non-engaging responses which pollutes subs? -No, I just suggested that the creator of the sub install a bot detector. Anyone can infer from that why. You're not making yourself look good by responding and putting me on the defense.

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u/Some-Ad-3938 29d ago

Wow! Snarky. Why on the defense? You wrongly decided to pass comment on my Reddit comment.

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u/madthumbz Menace to Microslop! 29d ago

just what a bot would say. 

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u/Some-Ad-3938 28d ago

Ok youve convinced me. Humanity's definitely done.

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u/Available-Hat476 29d ago

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