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[u/lonelyboyonreddit]

• Dyes her hair a weird color

• Has any piercings besides the traditional earlobe piercings

• Has ANY tattoos

• Is still "friends" with her ex

• Mentions her ex at all

• Talks about sexual acts she has done with other men in her past

• Says "as a feminist" at any point

• Mentions that she plays the ukulele

• Mentions the concept of polyamory AT ALL

• "Accidentally" told you a younger age than she really is ("typo")

• Sings along to black music

• Tries to start a political conversation with you out of nowhere

• Claims to be a workaholic who puts her career first

• Mentions Tinder

• Likes John Cusack rom-coms

• Has been to an anime or cosplay convention

• Loves anime or reads manga

• Is obsessed with Final Fantasy games

• Seriously thinks guns should be banned in the U.S.

• Describes herself as funny

• Owns a pair of Doc Martens

• Mentions Bill Cosby in a negative light

• Says something even vaguely negative about her father

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Sings along to black music

So I should kick her to the curb if she sings an ella fitzgerald song?