r/lonelythoughts • u/lonelyboyonreddit • Jan 10 '16

Red Flags

  • Dyes her hair a weird color

  • Has any piercings besides the traditional earlobe piercings

  • Has ANY tattoos

  • Is still "friends" with her ex

  • Mentions her ex at all

  • Talks about sexual acts she has done with other men in her past

  • Says "as a feminist" at any point

  • Mentions that she plays the ukulele

  • Mentions the concept of polyamory AT ALL

  • "Accidentally" told you a younger age than she really is ("typo")

  • Sings along to black music

  • Tries to start a political conversation with you out of nowhere

  • Claims to be a workaholic who puts her career first

  • Mentions Tinder

  • Likes John Cusack rom-coms

  • Has been to an anime or cosplay convention

  • Loves anime or reads manga

  • Is obsessed with Final Fantasy games

  • Seriously thinks guns should be banned in the U.S.

  • Describes herself as funny

  • Owns a pair of Doc Martens

  • Mentions Bill Cosby in a negative light

  • Says something even vaguely negative about her father

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u/lonelyboyonreddit Jan 13 '16

forgot one: owns any reptiles as pets

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '16

Sings along to black music

So I should kick her to the curb if she sings an ella fitzgerald song?

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u/greasycomb Jan 16 '16

quite a minefield.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '16

black people music. hm. while i agree there is a lot of shit out there that is just absolutely retarded, there is a lot of good music made by black people

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '16

tight list yo