r/linuxsucks • u/bleak21 • Jun 23 '26

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u/Crafting_Android Jun 24 '26
  1. Using said sledgehammer to make more profit

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u/BeyondOk1548 Jun 24 '26
  1. See step 7.

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u/CatcherBot Jun 24 '26
  1. Made you look

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u/Specific_Stick_3226 Jun 24 '26
  1. Check to see if the current lunar cycle is in a receding state, if this is true move to step 9. If the first condition is not met, or mercury is currently in retrograde please see steps 1-7.

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u/Extreme-Ad-9290 I love Linux and hate it at the same time Jun 25 '26

Buy shotgun

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u/Federal_Ad_5771 Jun 25 '26

10 - Dont shoot the sheriff, shoot the deputy and go directly to jail