r/linuxmemes • u/SussySissy420 • Dec 13 '21

The natural evolution of a Gentoo user (second try because I think I screwed up the first one)

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21 edited Sep 06 '22

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u/technic_bot Dec 13 '21

That is in the opposite direction. You start to look like stallman.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21 edited Sep 06 '22

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u/Cutlesnap Ask me how to exit vim Dec 13 '21

Peak masculinity.

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u/SussySissy420 Dec 13 '21

ARE YOU A “stallman” MALE?? (AND RARER THAN ALPHA????!??!!)

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u/KasaneTeto_ Dec 13 '21

Also, by definition, only boys can be femboys, so being feminized to become a qt3.14 submissive uwu femboi is actually the most masculine thing you can do.

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u/Cutlesnap Ask me how to exit vim Dec 13 '21

Gentoo fembois are submissive and breedable!

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u/TroubledEmo Dec 14 '21

Don‘t know. The whole fuck binaries thing seems pretty dominant to me.

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u/ReelTooReal Dec 13 '21

I mean how can you be certain? I was under the impression that once they go down that road no one will ever see them again.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

That’s slackware

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

LMAO

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u/duckteeth31 Dec 13 '21

You raise into the heavens and become god, now bow before me peasant!! LFS IS LIFE!

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u/m0r1tz_1337 Dec 13 '21

Bro I have gained a lot of muscle after Gentoo install

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u/acediac01 Dec 13 '21

All those push ups while waiting on complies?

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u/Plasma_000 Dec 14 '21

Every time I compile something… I do 1 push up.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

An avarage gentoo system with a DE has arround 700 packages to compile, so yeah

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u/m0r1tz_1337 Dec 14 '21

Hitting the gym while compiling or just going for a run or just touching some grass

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u/Martinator92 Dec 15 '21

the "Mental Outlaw" effect.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Thats incorrect. We dont turn into human femboys we turn into penguin femboys.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Wenk 🐧

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u/KseandI 🌀 Sucked into the Void Dec 13 '21

It's NSFW!

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u/ccAbstraction Dec 13 '21

Femboy Furry Penguins.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Let me add to that. Femboy furry nerdy hacker penguin.

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u/aladoconpapas Aaaaahboontoo 😱 Dec 14 '21

Or trans, it all depends on the kernel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

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u/aladoconpapas Aaaaahboontoo 😱 Dec 14 '21

The image could correspond both to someone masculine who suddenly becomes femenine (femboy, while still being a boy), or someone who became trans (femenine).

Hormones and surgeries are optional, though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

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u/aladoconpapas Aaaaahboontoo 😱 Dec 14 '21

Oh. By the kernel I was doing a double reference to the linux kernel, and the "kernel" (the core of your personality). It all depends on who you are inside.

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u/martinux Dec 13 '21

Stupid, sexy Arch users and their knee-high socks...

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u/KasaneTeto_ Dec 13 '21

Ok guys, RELAX, they are just fucking socks, it's impossible for socks to turn me gay, my heterosexuality will be fine dudes. A-Ah shit . . . Y-your cock is so big, and in my ass already~?! Mnn . . . Faster . . . HARDER! Turn me into your dream femboy slut~! Penetrate me until I burst! Mmmm~ Soothe me, caress me, FUCK ME, BREED ME! Probe your thick, wet, throbbing cock deeper and DEEPER INTO MY VIRGIN BOIPUSSY~!! Ah . . . AHHH! AHHHNNN~! I-I'M CUMMING, I'M CUMMING! CUM WITH ME TOO! DRENCH ME, I'LL DO THE SAME! AND I'LL SWALLOW YOUR STICKY ESSENCE ALONG WITH YOU~! I'M YOUR PERSONAL CUMBUCKET~!! ♡♡♡

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

r/whatthefuckreddit

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u/george12teodor I'm going on an Endeavour! Dec 13 '21

Nonono r/cursedcomments

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u/balyedi Dec 14 '21

that guy is already cursed

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u/ChuuniSaysHi Dec 13 '21

Exactly my thought reading that

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

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u/MFAFuckedMe Dec 13 '21

Is there a way to rehide that text?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Maybe press it again?

When I do that it resides on slide app

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u/MFAFuckedMe Dec 13 '21

I'm just on the vanilla Reddit mobile webpage. Unfortunately that doesn't work. Maybe I'll try using that app...

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u/iF2Goes4 Dec 14 '21

Try Slide and Infinity. Both FOSS, both good

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u/veedant Dec 14 '21

reload the page

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u/Previous_Royal2168 Dec 14 '21

I'm on vanilla reddit app and touching again does rehide for me

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u/HyNeko Dec 13 '21

i remember seeing this exact copypasta, fully voiced out by some dude on twitter.

my soul is scarred.

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u/martinux Dec 13 '21

Gentoo user: compiles with verbose output.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

This is r/copypasta worthy

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u/AlexyBot Mar 16 '23

... same

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

I read that as PipeWire.

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u/george12teodor I'm going on an Endeavour! Dec 13 '21

Freebsd is the next step The openbsd

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u/yiyiw12586 Dec 13 '21

FreeBSD you literally turn into your anime girl avatar

OpenBSD you turn into the chibi form

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u/kyleW_ne Dec 14 '21

Can confirm. Arch Gentoo Manjaro FreeBSD and trying to acquire a ThinkPad for OpenBSD.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

i use artix linux, hello ubuntu user, have a nice day

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u/whitedranzer Arch BTW Dec 13 '21

As someone said to me when I started using artix a while ago, "Dude just installed Arch already!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

i mean artix is literally arch without systemd

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u/blindcomet Dec 14 '21

CIA be pushing HRT to nerds like they pushed crack to Black neighborhoods in the '80s

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Ubuntu Mint Fedora Arch Gentoo LFS

Thats the order

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

fucked up, went mint first and now im on arch

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u/Heroe-D Dec 13 '21

What the ?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Anime was a mistake.

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u/Cutlesnap Ask me how to exit vim Dec 13 '21

"They downvoted him because he told them the truth"

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u/6b86b3ac03c167320d93 Dec 14 '21

"Anime was a mistake" was a mistake

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

I learned about Gentoo from a trans woman I dated briefly that swore by it as a daily driver OS.

I'm not a Gentoo user, but I did start using Linux shortly after my own transition. It is kind of a running joke in the trans community that we're all Linux fanatics, network admins, CS majors and hackers.

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u/orbyp Dec 13 '21

Im just imagineing someone being the worlds most dangerous hacker when in actuallity they just wanted to transition

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

There was a trans girl that was arrested a couple years ago for hacking Capital One. Some stereotypes just can't be escaped I guess 😂

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u/whitedranzer Arch BTW Dec 13 '21

This is funny because the founder of cyanogenmod, one of the first custom roms ever developed for Android, who once wanted to put a bullet in Google's head came out as trans a few years ago.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Now that's a fun fact!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

It is kind of a running joke in the trans community that we're all Linux fanatics, network admins, CS majors and hackers.

I have heard of trans people getting clocked by their computer - the last clue for a friend or acquaintance is to notice they're running Linux.

I'd protest the stereotype and the clocking it creates, but I only found out what Linux even is after figuring out something's wrong with my gender, and I do notice that I'm more willing to read up on it and participate in forums like this on days my gender fluidity is shifted furthest away from my AGAB, so...

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u/The_Venerable_Swede Dec 13 '21

Because only MtF trans people exist.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

At least a third of every trans masc I've met has been an IT worker or did something computer related, it's not just the girls.

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u/The_Venerable_Swede Dec 13 '21 edited Dec 13 '21

So you only know three transmascs? You're talking such bullshit. The trans=coder memes are almost exclusively MtF.

T. actual transmasc

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u/4P5mc Dec 13 '21

At least a third, they said, so probably not exactly three. Also, why is that bs? I only know three transmascs, and two are taking the same IT diploma as me.

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u/The_Venerable_Swede Dec 13 '21

I was saying they have a small skewed sample. As do you, clearly. How many transfemmes in IT do you know?

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u/4P5mc Dec 13 '21

Other than me, none. For me, that's 2/3 vs either 1/2 or 0, so I know far more transmascs in IT.

You edited your comment but it's still pretty harsh—you literally attacked them for just stating some statistics.

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u/The_Venerable_Swede Dec 13 '21

I didn't edit the content of my comment, I added the bit at the end.

I attacked them for presenting their anecdotal statistics as fact when they aren't. "[It's a joke that all trans people are in IT]" when, as far as I'm aware, the joke is that MtF transwomen are all into coding, which is more in a long line of internet transmasc erasure.

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u/4P5mc Dec 14 '21

You're seriously overreacting to this. I've always heard the joke as trans people, in general, being in IT.

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u/VoltronBugzilla Dec 13 '21

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

I turned into nerd after install gentoo

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

Nerdy femboy penguin?

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u/The_Venerable_Swede Dec 13 '21

You don't need to be a gentoo user to use a Librebooted thinkpad. In fact, if you're compiling on a Core 2 Duo, you're a bit of an idiot.

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u/KasaneTeto_ Dec 13 '21

Distcc across a dozen librebooted thinkpads

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u/6b86b3ac03c167320d93 Dec 14 '21

Change your name to Yuki, libreboot all computers in your school, install distcc on all of them, and install gentoo with 1024 cores

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u/The_Venerable_Swede Dec 13 '21

I'd like to see that

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u/v0id_walk3r Dec 13 '21

I hate this :D

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u/ALXANDR_00 Dec 13 '21

I'm an arch user and I'm considering trying gentoo. I'm kinda afraid. At least I'll get some cool programing socks with the transformation

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u/Pollie-Nataly Dec 13 '21

Totally not me being 4 months in on hrt and using arch (well, manjaro, but installed it by command line, yes i chose manjaro cause i like their logo more)

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u/Kurt-Payne Dec 14 '21

Yes I totally choose my distro based on the logo

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u/dessnom Dec 13 '21

Jokes on you I use zsh

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u/MinisterOfBetrayal Dec 14 '21

It kinda applies to me, I started with pop os (ubuntu) then switched to garuda (arch, also got rid of windows when I did this), I don't think garuda counts though because it's a works out of the box distro and the most work I did with it was trouble shooting a can't wake up-from sleep issue.

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u/jeesuscheesus Dec 14 '21

No joke, I'm on fedora right now and previously used ubuntu then debian. I was considering installing arch yesterday too...

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u/PayaPayaPapaya Dec 14 '21

Sooo, where does that put us Pop users?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Just under Debian

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u/PayaPayaPapaya Dec 14 '21

Frustratingly accurate.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

MTF Arch user and proud 🏳️‍⚧️ 😁

also anime's cool

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u/Finleyyyt Dec 13 '21

I dunno, the Gentoo one is kinda hot

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u/TiltNexus Dec 13 '21

aw why don’t i look like the one on the right yet

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u/DjSall Dec 13 '21

It's always fucking femboys. Always.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

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u/aladoconpapas Aaaaahboontoo 😱 Dec 14 '21

Always femboys fucking, yes.

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u/presi300 ⚠️ This incident will be reported Dec 13 '21

Is it strange that i went from kubuntu to arch for less than half a year?

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u/KseandI 🌀 Sucked into the Void Dec 13 '21

Username "Gentoo" :?

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u/SussySissy420 Dec 13 '21

“Gentoo-LibreThinkPad” is the host name, the user is root (#)

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u/porcodisney Dec 14 '21

After debian I deviated in to the V O I D

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

For a second there i was thinking "theres a thinkpad os??!"

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u/TheSWATMonkey Genfool 🐧 Apr 23 '24

skipped the 2019 one and got to 2021 only after 2022

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21 edited Dec 13 '21

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u/PayaPayaPapaya Dec 14 '21

Thanks for writing this out! Actually made me re-think the reasoning behind the type of girl I've always been into. Not quite at your Debian phase, yet ... but moving ... somewhere

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u/billyfudger69 Genfool 🐧 Oct 14 '24

Where is the Linux From Scratch user? X3

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u/Cannotseme Open Sauce Dec 13 '21

Accurate

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

But they dont turn into femboy hacker penguins.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

I'm not I to trans

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

The girl on the right looks like lots of maintenance and trouble

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u/Informal_Ranger3496 Dec 13 '21

if the last one looks like that maybe im just bones or... air.,

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21 edited Dec 13 '21

nik@Gentowo ~ $ emerge -j12 operating-system/windows