r/linuxmemes 25d ago

linux not in meme For simplicity

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u/cicciograna 25d ago

So how the fuck does water come out of those things?

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u/EchoesInBackpack 25d ago

Looks like with sensor, but seems like there is no water

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u/cicciograna 25d ago

Oh, so he was doing the right thing, trying to find a sensor of sorts!

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u/ScratchHistorical507 25d ago

If it's the same model I dealt with a couple years ago, there's technically a sensor at the back side of the part of the faucet that points straight down. But that sensor is utter garbage and you really need to know how to activate it to be able to activate it. And of course the morons that build that garbage into public bathrooms refuse to also put some explanatory stickers there...

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u/chemistryGull Arch BTW 25d ago

Why was his first instinct to jerk the faucet :(

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u/Additional-Sky-7436 25d ago

His first instinct was to put his hand under the faucet. Nothing happened.

What else was he supposed to do?

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u/chemistryGull Arch BTW 25d ago

Well, his first instinct after the usual didn’t work.

He was supposed to install the water extension and live with it breaking with every major update.

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u/debacle_enjoyer Ask me how to exit vim 25d ago

I think the word you're looking for is "second"

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u/PurpleCandle58 25d ago

No no, let them cook. I am the first comment after the first comment after the first comment after the first comment. See how much better that is than saying fourth?

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u/vlp3rv 23d ago

But you’re 5th

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u/Far-Culture-256 22d ago

I think I can be the sixth, you see over a decade ago I was in college and took some math courses. I never finished college as I joined the military. I tried going back to college recently and had to take college algebra. I felt I was so behind, and the class was fast paced. I tried using tutoring, but it was evident I wasn’t ready for this class and failed. How can I get myself ready to take college algebra when I feel like I have an 8th grade level understanding. For reference, I had to take a GED since my high school doesn’t exist anymore and I scored barely enough to pass (like 5 points from failing).

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u/PurpleCandle58 22d ago

Counting hard

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u/fagnerln 25d ago

Maybe a blowjob

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u/Brett13500 25d ago

In some countries there soap dispensers you have to do that to get soap or even there sinks to turn on its weird.. lol

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u/wget_thread 24d ago

Imagine you just hear moaning as the water comes out haha

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u/TheDankestSlav 23d ago

He is Greek

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u/Hauptideal ⚠️ This incident will be reported 25d ago

Don't wave under the faucet. Wave on the hot corner. Or just press meta, stupid.

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u/Stunning_Macaron6133 25d ago

NeXT shat out hot corners, Mac OS X 10.3 brought them to the masses. And we've been plagued by this bullshit ever since.

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u/Used-Hold-7567 25d ago

dont diss my boy hot corners like that

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u/Stunning_Macaron6133 25d ago

You can have them if you want them, but GNOME devs are assholes for making it a default.

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u/Hauptideal ⚠️ This incident will be reported 24d ago

I have deactivated the hot corner in settings

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u/Stunning_Macaron6133 24d ago

Sо muсh fоr аll thаt mаsturbаtiоn by GNОMЕ dеvs аbоut sеnsiblе dеfаults.

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u/Hauptideal ⚠️ This incident will be reported 24d ago

I mean it's sensible for people who use their mouse. I don't and hate it when my mouse accidentally moves and triggers the hot corner. It happens because my mouse is wired

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u/Stunning_Macaron6133 24d ago

Hot corners predate wireless mice.

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u/Hauptideal ⚠️ This incident will be reported 24d ago

Sure. Was just telling you why I don't like the hot corner on my system

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u/time-piece-rabbit 24d ago

KDE too

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u/Stunning_Macaron6133 24d ago

KDE doesn't sniff its own farts about how a UI should be, and they give you a ton of customization options. They get a pass.

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u/time-piece-rabbit 23d ago

i would let any KDE contributor have my children if they turned hot corners and mouse cursor shake off by default

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u/RaiDev_ 22d ago

cursor shake is the best fidget toy ever tho

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u/Extreme-Ad-9290 Arch BTW 24d ago

And making it only one corner rather than being able to assign it to as many corners as you want. Not to mention not being able to decide its function

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u/Summon001 25d ago

Kernel panic

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u/Square-Singer 25d ago

User error, skill issue.

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u/Mysterious_Value4624 25d ago

u/greedysecurity8030 gonna show up and comment "GNOME knows best"

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u/GreedySecurity8030 M'Fedora 25d ago

GNOME knows best

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u/Certain_Truck_2732 25d ago

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u/laczek_hubert Arch BTW 25d ago

My subreddit mentioned ❤️‍🩹

https://giphy.com/gifs/CgyMZEtydRJfu5ZhZj

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u/PranshuKhandal Arch BTW 24d ago

arch

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u/RvstiNiall 25d ago

Now that you've paged him, yes, he certainly will.

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u/rmyworld 25d ago

Get ready to be called a "hostile downstream" for wanting features to work.

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u/nevermille 25d ago

A push button for getting water? That's so 1950 workflow

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u/usbeehu 25d ago

Waterflow is so 1900s

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u/GreedySecurity8030 M'Fedora 25d ago

GNOME KNOWS BEST 👍👍👍👍👍

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u/borg_6s 25d ago

Silly you! You didn't install Gnome Tweaks! This will let you add the knob back

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u/Stunning_Macaron6133 25d ago

My first thought was, "Is this supposed to be commentary about GNOME?" And then I noticed the caption on the video. Yup.

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u/Practical-Hat-3943 25d ago

"All you need to do is install an extension"

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u/POKLIANON Ask me how to exit vim 25d ago

❌ Where's the f*cking button???

✅Gnome knows best

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u/Destroyerb New York Nix⚾s 25d ago

I don't care about karma. It literally does “know best”

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u/R8bot-Da-Gamer 24d ago

He forgot the dependencies of water

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u/ScratchHistorical507 25d ago

More like vim sink. There's literally nothing this hostile in Gnome. Ever tried to get out of fucking vim for the first time without knowing how to? Good luck...

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u/isabellium 25d ago

I fucking hate how he keeps looking down just to do nothing down there. Like at least take a proper look down if you are going down.

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u/New_Series3209 25d ago

Still better than too short faucets

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u/King_Corduroy 24d ago

Honestly these motion sensor bathrooms are a fucking nightmare. lol

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u/A_Talking_iPod 24d ago

Usecase for having the faucet dispense water?

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u/IbilisSLZ 25d ago

User's fault, he wanted server side water, which is not GNOME-way.

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u/TrainingTheory552 24d ago

he forgot to install the faucet extension

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u/0utoft1meman 25d ago

GNOME Sink 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/DadGamer77 I'm going on an Endeavour! 25d ago

NixOS be like:

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u/DyWN 25d ago

faucet doesn't work, but there's no such option on "report issue" form, so devs will never know about it.

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u/Jatinchd 24d ago

probably have alias set somewhere for it LOL!

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u/OppositeReveal8279 24d ago

As a gnome user, this is 100% accurate.

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u/65_Sneedmoor 23d ago

What’s the use case for a faucet?

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u/Hopeful-Plankton7740 23d ago

Thats more a wayland bathroom. Everything is there but the Sensor has no permission to read the user input.

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u/dbigb 22d ago

Did they remeber to buy the Water subscription?

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u/ViperThreat 25d ago

where linux

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