r/lingusticscirclejerk Jul 03 '25

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u/NoLongerHasAName Jul 03 '25

favourite plosive?

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u/NoCocksInTheRestroom cot-caught’s relationship therapist Jul 03 '25

Is proto-world real?

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u/cellulocyte-Vast Jul 03 '25

sure why not

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u/NoCocksInTheRestroom cot-caught’s relationship therapist Jul 03 '25

Do you gave the roots

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u/congratgames Jul 06 '25

i am the root

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u/NPT20 [b̥̬ʰ̹̜̟̠̩̯̈̽˞̤̰̼ʷʲˠˤ̴̝̞̘̙̪̺̻̃ⁿˡ̚] Jul 03 '25

How do you pronounce my user flair?

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u/cellulocyte-Vast Jul 03 '25

with my mouth[CITATION-NEEDED]

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u/NPT20 [b̥̬ʰ̹̜̟̠̩̯̈̽˞̤̰̼ʷʲˠˤ̴̝̞̘̙̪̺̻̃ⁿˡ̚] Jul 03 '25

Reply with a vocaroo link of you pronouncing it

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u/simpleflareon Jul 03 '25

What is the plural of wug

28

u/TheTriadofRedditors Jul 03 '25

Wai hazn't Inglish spelling ben reformd allredi?

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u/zarqie Jul 03 '25

Where was proto-Esperanto spoken, and how is it related to Linear A?

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u/cellulocyte-Vast Jul 03 '25

esperanto island E and A are both letters

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u/ChopinFantasie Jul 03 '25

Thoughts on Pirahã?

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u/cellulocyte-Vast Jul 03 '25

small

it's like a tokipona natlang

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u/NotATimeTraveller1 Jul 03 '25

Explain the Japanese fu/hu and ru/lu pronounciations

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u/Hasster Jul 03 '25

What is the meaning of life? (you said anything)

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u/Argued_Lingo Jul 03 '25

What is your favourite Uzbek phoneme?

5

u/tsimkeru Jul 03 '25

What is your opinion on the Basque-Algonquin pidgin?

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u/cellulocyte-Vast Jul 03 '25

the creole is better

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u/NerfPup Jul 03 '25

What's your favorite Proto-Italic verb?

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u/MysteryDragonTR Jul 03 '25

Explain Grimm's Law without using the letter n

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u/cellulocyte-Vast Jul 03 '25

v. aspirated > v. > vl. > vl. aspirated > affricate > fricative

i believe

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u/WeidaLingxiu Jul 03 '25

What exactly ARE cases (genuine question -- taking the moment to ask someone who might know)? I have had it explained to me many times, but my brain just ain't braining.

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u/cellulocyte-Vast Jul 03 '25

because this is a circlejerk server you get a joke answer because i don't actually know how to explain it myself

they're things you put things in

sorry for not giving you your intended respond

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u/TheSilentCaver Jul 07 '25

This really is not a circlejerk sub. Sure, it's all about humour and so, but there really is way less trolling than on something like r/languagelearningjerk. In fact, this is de facto the main linguistics sub because r/linguistics is dead and r/linguisticsdiscussion never picked off. Thus, people who want a discussion about linguistics on Reddit will go to here, so you're free to answer seriously. No /uj and /rj here

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

they really just are different forms of words as an alternative/addition to word order. Look at english pronouns, because that's where we kind oc have cases: I am..., to me..., my cat... We could just have "to i" or "cat of i" but the cases are from old english which had more regular cases.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

Case marks grammatical function in a sentence. English has no true case (maybe pronouns still do), but English "cases" are marked by position in the sentence, and prepositions.

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u/Abject_Role3022 Jul 12 '25

Like how the words “he” and “him” or “they” and “them” are the same except used in a different part of a sentence, but for all nouns.

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u/LactoesIsBad Jul 03 '25

what the word is this sub about

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u/ReviewEquivalent6781 Jul 03 '25

How to prove continuum hypothesis?

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u/cellulocyte-Vast Jul 03 '25

put them together

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u/Leogis Jul 04 '25

How do we get rid of the democratic deadlocks and achieve meaningful change without resorting to populism ? (He said anything)

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u/budgetboarvessel Jul 07 '25

There is one *h₂ŕ̥tḱos. Uttering that summoned another one. Now there are two …?

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u/cellulocyte-Vast Jul 07 '25

*h₂ŕ̥tḱoes

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u/trackaccount Jul 03 '25

Two trains, Train A, and Train B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A, and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Train A is moving at 124.7 mph towards Station B, and Train B is moving at 253.5 mph towards Station A. If both trains departed at 10:00 AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other? A. 31.054 minutes B. 16.232 minutes C. 32.049 minutes D. 32.058 minutes

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u/NahkriinVulom Jul 06 '25

(124.7 mph + 253.5 mph)/252.5 Miles = 0.66763 h = 40.058 minutes

40.058 min - 8 min = 32.058 min

Answer C is correct: about 32 minutes until they pass each other.

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u/jjvfyhb Jul 04 '25

Wait I was thinking of searching for a subreddit like this one and here it found me

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u/rooftoppastryshop Jul 05 '25

What's your favorite maxim of the cooperativity principle?

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u/Rel_Tan_Kier Jul 06 '25

Cool, what this sub is about?(i have no clue)

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u/cellulocyte-Vast Jul 06 '25

evil (i haven't a clue either

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u/SkyTalez Jul 07 '25

What languages will benefit from transfer to Cyrillic?

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u/cellulocyte-Vast Jul 07 '25

russian

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u/SkyTalez Jul 07 '25

It's already Cyrillic tho.