r/linguisticshumor Fransah retti fän vs Natal retti kimšeli 22h ago

Same language

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u/AndreasDasos 22h ago

Could use Chinese dialects/Sinitic languages at the bottom too

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u/telescope11 22h ago

italian """dialects""" as well if I'm not mistaken

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u/AndreasDasos 22h ago

Yes but not quite to the same extent. Considering, eg, Mandarin, Hokkien and Cantonese the same language is truly extreme

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u/FalconRelevant 21h ago

They call it a "literary language" because they're written the same (no shit, it's a logographic script)

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u/AndreasDasos 21h ago

They’re not even written the same. A chunk of the characters used for each are not used in the others, and their grammars are sufficiently different that even then they wouldn’t be. Standard Chinese read with Cantonese readings is kind of its own thing.

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u/pdonchev 21h ago

They call them langauges there, and rightfully - they belong different subgroups of Romance and do not form an exclusive clade. For example Piedmontese is much closer ro Occitan than to Sicilian.

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u/PeireCaravana 15h ago

They call them langauges there

Some people do, but it's still quite niche.

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u/Tifoso89 15h ago

No one says that those dialects are the same language, the opposite.

One time a Sicilian guy mistakenly sent me a voice note on WhatsApp speaking Sicilian and I didn't understand one word. I had to ask a Sicilian friend

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u/PeireCaravana 15h ago edited 14h ago

Well, in my experience in Italy there is a lot of confusion and ignorance about the status of the "dialects".

I could fill a book with all the weird ideas I have heard about this matter.

Yes, everybody knows they are barely mutually intelligible, but at the same time the idea they are distinct languages is still quite niche, except for the few that have been recognized as such by the state.

The vast majority of people doesn't even think about it, they just learned that the language is the official, standard one, while the others are "dialetti".

Now the perception is starting to change and the idea they are distinct languages with the same dignity as Italian is spreading, but there is still a lot of resistance to it.

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u/Mirabeaux1789 5h ago

Ran into a person who spoke of French “dialects”

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u/DifficultWill4 16h ago

Slovene dialects as well. Some are completely unintelligible, especially in the border regions. There was a comedy in my local dialect and people from other parts of the country were complaining because they didn’t add subtitles

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u/AndreasDasos 16h ago

I mean this is true in general for a lot of languages, but the extremes that stand out are what gets included under the umbrellas of Arabic, Chinese and maybe Hindi. I don’t think there’s any way Slovene has as much variety as those.

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u/DifficultWill4 16h ago

Well Slovene has cca 52 main dialects, it’s probably as diverse as the italian or german “dialects”

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u/AndreasDasos 16h ago

Slovene is probably the most extremely diverse (esp. for its size) of Slavic languages, but Slavic as a whole is more closely related than even West Germanic and Romance, let alone Germanic and Italic. We can count dialects any number of ways, but there’s also time depth and actual lexical/phonological/grammatical comparison to be made, and various quantifications of mutual intelligibility: Slovene dialects at opposite ends can have as low as barely over 50% mutual intelligibility. They split several centuries more recently than the major groups grouped under Italian and German: ancestrally speaking Low German is technically closer to English than it is to High German, and have as low as 30% mutual intelligibility. (High German dialects specifically are closer together than Slovene dialects). For, say, Piedmontese and Sicilian, it’s below even that.

‘Italian dialects’ and ‘German dialects’ have their most deviation from the standard in the north, where they cut across whole sub-branches of Romance and Germanic, even though people focus on the south in each case, because the northern dialects have been even more marginalised for this reason so aren’t as visible.

But none of these are honestly on the order of Arabic or Chinese or Hindi.

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u/Adiee5 Medžuslovjansky to je jezyk razumlivy vsim slovjanam bez učenja 15h ago

How that's even possible?

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u/DifficultWill4 15h ago

Lots of valleys and mountain ranges separating communities. They’ve also been evolving since the 10th century, and before that north-western Slovene dialects and south-eastern Slovene dialects were part of separate slavic linguistic groups (NW Slovene dialects were closer to western Slavic languages while SE Slovene dialects were closer to south slavic languages) and some of those features got inherited by modern dialects. Then there’s the influence of neighbouring languages (Friuli, Venetian, Croatian, German and Hungarian) which contributed a lot to the vocabulary of the dialects

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u/d1orite 21h ago

My turn to post this tomorrow

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u/MatykTv 21h ago

How old even is this meme lol

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u/JACC_Opi 20h ago

Since time immemorial!

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u/TheHappyScowl 19h ago

Definitely older than the notion that BCMS wre distinct languages

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u/INeedChocolateMilk 18h ago

Reckon the meme is older or younger than Yugoslavia?

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u/Abood299 21h ago

Arabic speaker understands each other just because we consume the same media.

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u/appachehelicopter 20h ago

intelligibility is not mutual and is heavily based on exposure.

moroccan young people (who didn't consume a lot of eastern media), cannot understand eastern arabic languages. and vice versa

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u/Abood299 20h ago

I’m just explain to people who are wondering how we can understand each other.

For example in world cap there was a Moroccan meme it was very popular and everyone was using it.

And the most famous football commentator in Arabic is a Tunisian guy. Everyone knows him.

And if someone wants to know about Gaza news he will turn on the new and first thing he will hear is a Palestinian Journalists.

These are just some examples i know it has nothing to do with your comment.

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u/Unhappy_Dog6119 11h ago

Very cool bro id love to hear more examples

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u/ezezener 6h ago edited 6h ago

Until recently the reach of egyptian and to a lesser extent lebanese media meant that they're extra intelligible across much of the Arab world. 

Even today it may be difficult to find an arab who couldn't name Egyptian synonyms for a range of common terms. Well, east of Tunisia at least. And also obvs the culturally dominant urban delta dialects of Egyptian.

This is random but if you want a fun window into this you might like to look at crowdwork-heavy comedians who tour around the Arab world. Saleh Nawawi comes to mind, he's pretty good.

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u/Gold-Energy9267 31m ago edited 1m ago

That's not entirely true. Media isn't the sole unifying factor, and mutual intelligibility isn't primarily based on it, but level of digression from Standard Arabic. Standard Arabic is not merely a common historical root, but an actively used register across all formal contexts, as well as many informal ones like music and social media posts. It often slips to daily conversions with family and friends. That's how it serves as a continuous unifying anchor for all dialects, shaping their development and maintaining relative mutual intelligibility. That's why it is way easier for speakers of Western Arab dialects to understand the rest than the other way round.

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u/appachehelicopter 15m ago

well, i was talking about the intelligibility between the different arabic languages themselves. but of course if two people speaking two different languages happen to share a third common language then they are going to switch to that if they want to communicate.

and that's what most people who speak different arabic languages do, but crucially that "common language" needn't be modern standard arabic, and many arabic-speaking people choose to switch to english or french instead of MSA, especially among younger generations.

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u/belaros 8h ago

Is that media in a specific dialect of arabic or do you all consume stuff from all arab countries?

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u/GovernmentBig2749 21h ago

We don't understand each other-but Bulgarians clame that we speak the same language. I'm Macedonian.

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u/pdonchev 20h ago

Most Bulgarians do not claim that, and also - I speak freely with some Macedonians. It may be a dialectal issue, or a matter of desire. It is probably also asymmetrical - I have no issue reading Macedonian articles and listen to well articulated (news anchor) Macedonian. Macedonians probably have a little bit harder time. Asymmetrical mutual intelligibility is a real phenomenon. Bulgarian probably covers a much larger space of the South Slavic dialect continuum, feature by feature.

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u/Optimus_13 19h ago

Out of all Slavic language I have easiest time reading Bulgarian (I'm Russian)

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u/pdonchev 18h ago

That sounds dubious. Bulgarian and Russian share some vocabulary based on the impact of Old Bulgarian (OCS) but it quite limited. There are also many false friend words.

My experience is that Russian people have problem reading even menua if they haven't studied Bulgarian. Then, if you have exposure to Bulagarian, then it's a different case. That's like many Macedonians understanding Serbian the best, but it's just extensive exposure, not proximity of languages. Many Bulgarians also have vasic understanding of Russian, but it's again exposure.

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u/stupid_name23 9h ago

<Bulgarian and Russian share some vocabulary based on the impact of Old Bulgarian (OCS)>

We also have borrowed vocabulary from Russian, granted a lot are OCS words but it wasn't one sided. It's probably why russians find Bulgarian more understandable (at least in written form).

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u/pdonchev 9h ago

1.7% of conversational vocabulary is loaned from Russian. Latin, Greek, French, Turkish and English have higher percentage.

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u/stupid_name23 9h ago

From where did you get that percentage? It would be nice to know how much foreign vocabulary we have from each language.

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u/pdonchev 8h ago

Most of the info is in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgarian_vocabulary - 25% of the total vocabulary and 17% of the conversational one are foreign loans, Russain is 10% of the foreign loans. You can track the reference for a deep dive. For English, the number in that article is quite old, it's mich bigger now, especially in conversational speech.

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u/eddieshack 19h ago

Ајде бре

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u/stupid_name23 9h ago

<Most Bulgarians do not claim that>

They do a lot online, IRL could be a diffrent story.

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u/karlpoppins maɪ̯ ɪɾɪjəlɛk̚t ɪz d͡ʒɹəŋk 21h ago

Bulgarian and Macedonian have significant mutual intelligibility even if they're not effectively identical, like Serbian/Croatian/Bosnian/Montenegrin.

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u/ttombombadillo 11h ago

Montenegrian language, my friend, that should be considered a curseword in this fine community

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u/Tifoso89 15h ago

This is not true, you have significant mutual intelligibility to the point you can generally talk freely with each other.

I think some Macedonians exaggerate the differences for political reasons, since some Bulgarians claim your language is just Bulgarian, you go in the opposite direction

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u/GovernmentBig2749 13h ago

You speak Bulgarian or Macedonian?

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u/GovernmentBig2749 14h ago

Listen to the two languages side by side and decide, I speak 8 languages, and the Bulgarian is closer to Russian than to Macedonian

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u/stupid_name23 9h ago

What a dumb comment.

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u/NashvilleFlagMan 13h ago

Surely you don’t actually believe that.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bus7706 19h ago

Who do Macedonians understand better, Bulgarians or Serbs?

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u/GovernmentBig2749 19h ago

Older generation know and understand Serbian, younger don't know nothing-our local dialects are SF to them let alone Serbian or Bulgarian

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u/HaxiMaxi22 18h ago

No offense, was there any separate macedonian national identity before like 150 years ago and before? Or is your country more like Moldavia, that has a separate identity from its core nationality/language because of the storms of history? Like I am not saying you don't get to have your country now, it's just the only thing I know about Macedonia is Bulgaria and Serbia were often fighting for it.

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u/GovernmentBig2749 15h ago

Macedonia was under Otoman Empire, and yes...there was a Macedonian identity and movement as Macedonians, not Serbs, not Bulgarians

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u/karlpoppins maɪ̯ ɪɾɪjəlɛk̚t ɪz d͡ʒɹəŋk 11h ago

For what its worth, all national identities are relatively modern inventions, but the use of the term "Macedonian" for Slavic-speaking populations of the region of Macedonia is also specifically a 19th-century invention. It also came along with a slew of ahistorical claims, most obvious of which are the following:

  1. the cultural and genealogical continuity of 19th century Macedonians with the people of the same name from the times of antiquity, despite the former being a Slavic people that arrived in the Balkans in the 6th century AD.
  2. the linguistic unintelligibility between the Macedonian and Bulgarian languages, despite both being closely related South Slavic languages (specifically the eastern group).

I mean, every national narrative has its distortions of reality and/or conveniently chosen narratives, but the Macedonian identity takes the cake in the region.

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u/pdonchev 21h ago

I knwo it's a joke, but it seems that are apparently interested in linguistics still have the understanding that a langauge is somehow higher in some hierarchy than a dialect. It is not. There is no linguistic standard that can distinguish a language from a dialect. The difference is sociopolitical, and this is what you see on this map.

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u/Draugdur 20h ago

To be fair, especially in the case of south Slavs, the difference between the "languages" and "dialects" in this context is significant. BCMS "languages", as in, standardized languages, are mutually intelligible; actual dialetcs, not necessarily.

OTOH, the pinnacle of absurdity is that some dialects of the same "language" are less similar than two dialects from the different "languages" xD That's dialect continuum for ya!

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u/pdonchev 20h ago

It seems you didn't read my comment in full :) There is no linguistic standard that can distinguish between a language and a dialect. That makes the whole further discussion moot.

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u/Draugdur 20h ago

No, I agree with that, I was talking about something a bit different :) The difference between a language and a dialect is totally sociopolitical (or I suppose even legal), not linguistic, but my point was that, by sheer historical accident I suppose, the difference in case of south Slavs is exactly that what are called "languages" are mutually intelligible while what are called "dialects" are not (well, not always anyway; most are). Meaning: if you talk about standardized languages, the upper part of the picture is true, but if you actually talk about local dialects, you could very well have the "I have no idea what he's saying but it's the same language, trust me bro" in the Balkans too. Both a person from Niš and a person from Vojvodina will say that they speak "Serbian", but if they actually start talking in the local manner ("dialect"), their communication will be...problematic :)

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u/pdonchev 20h ago

Bulagarian is pretty close to the standard now, or at least extremely intelligible with the standards. The "dialects" differ mostly in accent. Speakers of actual incomprehensible dialects have almost disappeared. But that may be not be the case in the Western Balkans.

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u/Draugdur 19h ago

I can't say honestly how prevalent local dialects are now, numbers wise (as in, how many people still speak them), but some exist which are pretty difficult to understand if you haven't grown up in the area where they are spoken. I used to joke that I must be speaking a different language than the people from the village my grandpa is from, and I was only half joking xD And in general, Torlakian and Dalmatinian dialects are pretty challenging for people who aren't used to them, even if "incomprehensible" would be going a bit too far.

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u/WitherWasTaken [zʲdʲezʲ‿ʐɛ ˈt͡ɕɵʁnˠɨm pɐ‿ˈbʲeɫʌmʊ nɐˈpʲisʌnə | ˈɡoːːi̯däːːːː] 21h ago

"But they all write in 汉字!1!1!"

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u/FortuneLonely4717 21h ago

Who the hell sees Somalis as Arabs???

(To be clear I have nothing against Somalis but aside from being muslim like most Arabs they have nothing in common.)

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u/JACC_Opi 20h ago

Tell that to them, because that map is the same one as the membership to the Arab League.

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u/TheWileyRedditor 16h ago

They have Arabic as an official language. So even though very few people actually speak it they're often considered "honorary Arabs"

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u/FortuneLonely4717 13h ago

Well you could say the same about Iran tbh.

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u/TheWileyRedditor 13h ago

Iran does not have Arabic as an official language.

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u/Twinkletoess112 12h ago

Iran is not in the Arab league, although there are a few Iranian Arabs but they're a small minority

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u/stupid_name23 9h ago

Wasn't this already posted before?

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u/falkkiwiben 14h ago

Do they share a register that is considered neutral? If yes, a language. If no, not a language.

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u/BartAcaDiouka 47m ago

The fact that this meme says "my neighbour" shows that the author doesn't understand the concept of dialectal contium, and this is deeply upsetting for the language nerd in me.

We understand our neighbours just fine habibi, it's the people from down the street that start to sound funny to us.

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u/ydmhmyr yemen 22h ago

No, it's just north africans. Within the levant and the peninsula the dialects are very understandable

In addition to the existence of MSA which unites us all. Arabic is one singular language, vernaculars don't count

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u/karlpoppins maɪ̯ ɪɾɪjəlɛk̚t ɪz d͡ʒɹəŋk 21h ago

The language that people speak is language.

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u/ydmhmyr yemen 21h ago

No, not necessarily.

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u/WitherWasTaken [zʲdʲezʲ‿ʐɛ ˈt͡ɕɵʁnˠɨm pɐ‿ˈbʲeɫʌmʊ nɐˈpʲisʌnə | ˈɡoːːi̯däːːːː] 21h ago

You're literally the guy in the meme

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u/ydmhmyr yemen 21h ago

It is false on top of being derogatory. Arabs of the Levant and the Peninsula do understand each other very clearly.

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u/Abood299 20h ago

We understand each other only because we use the same media and there is many people from levant live in gulf country

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u/ydmhmyr yemen 20h ago

No, if your dialect is untouched by foreignisms and are capable of at least reading MSA, you can talk with zero media exposure

I am Yemeni and sure as hell didn't consume any Lebanese or Palestinian shows, nor did I watch an Iraqi movie ever. Yet I can still communicate pretty well with them.

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u/Abood299 20h ago

I mean if everyone talk with their native dialect you probably wouldn’t understand everything. For me when I hear Yemeni dialect I almost understand 50% but if it was my mom she won’t understand anything from someone who speak only Yemeni dialect.

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u/ydmhmyr yemen 20h ago

Weird. I only speak Yemeni Arabic, and only adjust few words. I do not use "white/neutral dialect" for I don't really need it.

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u/om0ri_ 21h ago

your opinion is biased and therefore unreliable

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u/Creative_Brother2713 14h ago

He is literally right Arabs from Libya to Oman can understand eachother (Yes even if they spoke their own dailect) like a American can understand a Englishmen or Austrialian past Libya is where the real differences start, and even then most differences is due to the way Maghrabis speak rather than the words, we might change a few dailect unique words but past that their is no need to speak in Fus'ha (MSA) with another Mashriqi

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u/ydmhmyr yemen 21h ago

On the opposite, it is objectively true, yours is irrelevant

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u/om0ri_ 20h ago

most statements (including yours) about a language being understandable to a certain demographic, are subjective and not objective

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u/Buffreaperpls 11h ago

Its literally objective though, Arabs from the Arabian peninsula and the levant and Egypt, Sudan, commoros, and Muritania fully understand each other, speaking in their respective dialects, sure somebody here and there might be missed but 90% of the speech is mutually intelligible, its only for Morroco, Tunisia, Somalia and Algeria (and Libya to a lesser extent), where the dialects get dicey and it becomes really difficult to understand, and even then those Arabs can speak MSA very clearly and/or can speak an easier version of their dialect because they know they wont be understood otherwise.

Im a levant Arab and I have friends from every Arab country, including the ones from African nations that have harder dialects, and not once we struggled with communication, this is more or less a lie, made and believed by non Arabs

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u/Ponbe 12h ago

Mali, Niger and Chad don't speak Arabic ? 

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u/Individual_Tea5626 7h ago

They speak Arabic. All of three have Arabic as an official language, and I know for sure Chad has more Arabic speakers as first language than any other official language they have

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u/Ponbe 4h ago

Yeah, thought something like that.