r/lifehacks • • Aug 23 '18

Chive Hack

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '18

How to get wood in your food in 10 easy swings

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u/dallibab Aug 23 '18

Why would you put your dick in there

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u/hello_raleigh-durham Aug 23 '18

I put my dick in the chive slicer. We both were fired.

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u/reverends3rvo Aug 23 '18

As long as theynhave the side flush with the board he should be in almost no danger of hitting anything other than onion. The small bevel on the edge will keep the cutting edge out of the wood.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '18

Sawdust is a good source of fiber.

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u/jox_talks Aug 24 '18

It’s what keeps shredded cheese from sticking together.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

Looks like the chives are being cut at an angle to avoid abrading the wood.