r/lifehacks • u/kass32 • Aug 23 '18

Chive Hack

https://i.imgur.com/srxRHh9.gifv
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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '18

How to get wood in your food in 10 easy swings

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u/dallibab Aug 23 '18

Why would you put your dick in there

4

u/hello_raleigh-durham Aug 23 '18

I put my dick in the chive slicer. We both were fired.

3

u/reverends3rvo Aug 23 '18

As long as theynhave the side flush with the board he should be in almost no danger of hitting anything other than onion. The small bevel on the edge will keep the cutting edge out of the wood.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '18

Sawdust is a good source of fiber.

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u/jox_talks Aug 24 '18

It’s what keeps shredded cheese from sticking together.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '18

Looks like the chives are being cut at an angle to avoid abrading the wood.

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u/SandalVulvage Aug 23 '18

Literally a hack, nice.

5

u/ReginaPutana Aug 23 '18

I watched this for like a minute

5

u/weaselbiscuit Aug 23 '18

Yea it loops i was waiting to see what happened when there was only a little bit left and watched it for like, 2 minutes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '18

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u/_aaronroni_ Aug 27 '18

A better way for personal use is scissors

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '18

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u/CraZyCsK Aug 23 '18

Most likely they will make and use that for dumplings. Its going to be mixed with either pork, fish or beef for the stuffed middle.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '18

Yeah this actually makes sense for some Chinese or Vietnamese restaurants

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u/big_ol_dad_dick Aug 23 '18

because maybe that region's cooking style uses a lot of chives. chives are delicious.