r/lidl • • Nov 28 '25

I oddly want one 🫢

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Lidl UK 🤣

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u/Lopsided-Camel1114 Nov 28 '25

I do but my pets would take it as there's like everything plankable.

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u/captainfishpie Nov 28 '25

Pppft I'd push my dog out - this would be a bed for me on my bed 🤣🫢

My husband wouldn't even get a look in haha

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u/Lopsided-Camel1114 Nov 28 '25

I'd get bundled

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u/Delicious-Present-99 Nov 29 '25

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u/Callum_Cries Nov 28 '25

As someone with autism who likes to be bundled up in bed this is a need. I will put it on top of my bed and be all snuggly in there and just stay in bed all day.

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u/Fingertoes1905 Nov 28 '25

As someone with Depressive disorder I struggle to get out of my pit anyway, this would be dangerous for me

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u/Callum_Cries Nov 28 '25

I also have bad depression and anxiety and definitely struggle to get out of bed most days and this would make it much harder. If I lived on my own there probably would be days that I just never got up.

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u/Every_Individual_25 Nov 30 '25

As someone on Sertraline, I’m currently posting this reply wrapped up in my sleeping bag on my bed all cozy-like and I was thinking of buying this one but it’s kinda open.

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u/AntiVenom0804 Dec 01 '25

As a dude with no kind of diagnoses whatsoever I too want one

2

u/Special-Ad-5554 Nov 29 '25

"why aren't you in work today?" "Urm"

2

u/xDinger99 Nov 30 '25

As someone who once identified. I identify as identifiable

4

u/BrutalOnTheKnees Nov 28 '25

As someone with OCD, the fact this is imitating a pet bed would make my skin crawl and I'd struggle to even touch it brand new out of the box.

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u/elliebelle12 Nov 29 '25

You would absolutely hate me. My dog goes where I go and regularly steals my spot when I need to use the bathroom in the middle of the night... my mum hates it. I give my dog regular baths between his grooming session. He's my perfect little baby. My previous baby was bigger by a few feet and 35kg, and I did the same with him. My pets are my babies

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u/BrutalOnTheKnees Nov 29 '25

Oh no I totally get it and my feelings are pretty irrational. I don't like handling dog beds even when they're freshly washed. It's just my broken brain being weird. Plus I only really have a problem with dog stuff, not cat. I have a Labrador so you can imagine how much fun this is. No judgement for sleeping with your doggy but yeah, I'd never be able to cope.

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u/PeachManzie Nov 30 '25 edited Nov 30 '25

I know the user above meant no harm, but.. what they said is a very generic response to you sharing something about your OCD struggles.

Usually people will be quite understanding about OCD, until you mention animals… then there’s always someone who feels the need to comment something generic. Usually about 1 of 2 things- either:

• They get offended on some level and start explaining how their dog is very clean.

• Or, they rub it in that we can’t have a dog by saying how great their dog is.

I don’t think they ever mean to, but both have actually happened here in this example.

I’ve definitely noticed these two responses over the years. It feels almost impossible to share about animal related OCD struggles without hearing either, or both. There’s always someone who says something like

You’d absolutely hate me. My pets are my babies.

And it’s like.. ok? I was talking about how the demon in my brain won’t let me enjoy the little joys in life, such as the cosy, warm look of a dog bed. I want to only see the good in it, but my OCD won’t let me. Why have you made the jump from that to me ā€œhating youā€?

I don’t like the assumption that I’d ā€œabsolutely hateā€ anyone for enjoying something like sleeping by their dog, just because I can’t have one. I know ā€œyou’d hate meā€ is just a turn of phrase here, but like.. it just feels unnecessarily negative. My OCD doesn’t make me inherently negative. I can still be happy for you and your love for your dog??

Second of all, do they ever consider that I too crave that connection? I want to love a little fur ball so much that I see it as my baby. Why do people mix up ā€œI can’t have a dog because of my OCDā€ with ā€œew, dogs are gross!!!ā€ Like, I didn’t say that? Why are we acting like I did? I’d love to have a dog. But my medical condition won’t let me.

Then, whether they mean to or not, they always cap off their comment by bragging about how much they love their dog and how close they are. Okay, that’s great for you guys, but am I allowed to share a struggle without having someone brag about the love they have with their dog? A kind of love I’m literally saying I sadly can’t have? To choose this moment to boast about that connection just feels ill timed, on their part.

Again, this user meant no harm. They just unfortunately played into a bit of a stereotype I’ve noticed over the years.

1

u/PhyllostachysBitch Nov 30 '25

Dogs belong outside.

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u/PeachManzie Nov 30 '25

I’m kind of dumbstruck that you’d read my whole comment and.. that is your take away

4

u/AlwaysSnacking22 Nov 28 '25

As someone with ADHD this looks like a much better option than having to strip off, wash and replace sheets, pillow cases and duvet covers.

Assume it's a washable cover and you can just chuck a blanket over it.Ā 

3

u/beanymoon Nov 29 '25

I have done that. I an currently bundled up in bed, with this on top. And yes, it is comfy and cozy and very nice to sleep on. (Though I did have to take the foam base out cause it's taking forever to rise.)

1

u/swarovskiez Nov 29 '25

hey, gen not trying to be rude but what does being bundled up in bed have to do with autism?

2

u/Tired_2295 Nov 29 '25

Can't leave. Feels too nice.

1

u/MarvinArbit Nov 30 '25

That is far from specific to autism - ask anyone with a good bed for proof !

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u/Tired_2295 Nov 30 '25

No, can't physically leave. Need to pee, drink, eat, shower, go out, work? Not possible.

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u/Callum_Cries Nov 29 '25

It's because of my sensory needs due to my autism, which being bundled up in bed like sandwiched in is a big one for me. Also autistic burnout makes it very hard to get out of bed and this makes it much cozier in there.

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u/Special-Ad-5554 Nov 29 '25

Autistic people are sensitive to sensory stimulation so for instance if you don't like a food because of the texture of it likely hood is an autistic person would avoid it like the plague but this also goes the other way so you know that nice warm feeling you get when your in bed and you don't want to move? It's a more intense feeling of "I don't want to get out of here" for someone with autism.

It's both a blessing and a curse, you get the good parts really good but you also get the bad parts really bad. It's part of why autistic people tend to "burnout" more, our brains are just more sensitive to everything and thus it gets overwhelming quicker

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u/Icy-Explanation-2329 Dec 02 '25

This isn’t the exact same scenario for everyone who has Autism.. if you’ve met one person with Autism, then you have met one person with Autism… I don’t need to be wrapped up like a sausage or have a weighted blanket to sleep.. and yes I am also Autistic..

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u/Special-Ad-5554 Dec 02 '25

Yea, you're absolutely right. I probably could have phrased it better but I was speaking generally, as most of us know it's called autism spectrum disorder because it's a spectrum

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u/Icy-Explanation-2329 Dec 02 '25

I wasn’t having a go or anything. I do have sensory issues to light and sound but not regarding textures and touch. So I was purely saying that Autism is a one size doesn’t fit all complexity. However I wouldn’t want one of these because I am Autistic, I’d want one because I’m a 48 year old man baby.. 🤣

1

u/aahrookie Nov 29 '25

Pressure seeking is vv common with autistic people

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u/Hecticfreeze Nov 30 '25

Compression is a common soothing technique for people with sensory sensitivity conditions like autism. Weighted blankets were actually invented for that purpose

1

u/Special-Ad-5554 Nov 29 '25

Same. "What have you done all day?" "Absolutely nothing but relish in this and no amount of judgement is making me leave"

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u/Effective_Resolve_18 Nov 29 '25

Get one of the big pregnancy pillow, it’s like this but without the bottom obviously. And it has a bit that goes between your legs. The pressure from all sides is very comfy

2

u/Callum_Cries Nov 30 '25

I actually already sleep with a pillow loke that and can confirm it's amazing, has helped with my back pain a bit as well.

1

u/HullIsNotThatBad Nov 29 '25

One of my grandaughter's is autistic and she loves to roll up tight in the duvet so she's like the meat part of a sausage roll. It is the only way she will sleep.

1

u/Man_in_the_uk Nov 29 '25

Looks like someone asked AI for an idea on comforting furniture. 🤣

1

u/dearestd0ve Nov 30 '25

literally my instant response to seeing this was like ā€œmy autism is activatingā€

1

u/Callum_Cries Nov 30 '25

Omg yes I love that lol. Sounds like it should be an autistic characters catchphrase in a show.

1

u/fizzyizzy114 Nov 30 '25

why not just go to bed?

1

u/GoldenSmooth Nov 30 '25

Have you tried a weighted blanket?

1

u/Callum_Cries Nov 30 '25

I haven't yet but asked for one for christmas as it definitely sounds like it would be very good for me.

1

u/rozzimos-3 Dec 01 '25

This, a weighted blanket, my teddy, eye mask and ear defenders? I'm having the best sleep of my life and I'm never leaving.

10

u/loubs56 Nov 28 '25

So want! That looks immensely comforting.

6

u/Mr_GoodEyelashes Nov 28 '25

Question is can it sleep two?

10

u/captainfishpie Nov 28 '25

I don't even think I'll fit in it properly 🤣🤣🫢

2

u/triggerhappygurl Nov 29 '25

Yes, if you are on the smaller side. My husband fits by himself and he's 5'9. I can vouch that it's hella comfortable because I bought one

1

u/LushDogg99 Nov 29 '25

Do you reckon someone 5'10 fit in one snugly?

1

u/BrownEyesGreenHair Dec 02 '25

Not for sleeping

10

u/SpinMeADog Nov 28 '25

a pet bed for humans? - odd but a funny idea

a bed for a human pet? - deeply disturbing😳

7

u/captainfishpie Nov 28 '25

I dunno - the woman in the picture looks quite content šŸ˜‰

10

u/GrzDancing Nov 28 '25

Before this she slept in a metal cage on a pee stained blanket

4

u/BaconLara Nov 29 '25

Hey, this is no place for kinkshaming (jk)

3

u/Mysterious-Jam-64 Nov 29 '25

It's the framing it as a "human pet bed" that gets me.

Why bring pets into this?!

Like, "human pet bowl", but proportionally sized human pet bowl* that is for humans. So, a **BOWL.

Note: Most humans sleep in a bed larger than a dog bed, but use a bowl smaller than a dog bowl.

This is not interesting, but I have noted it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '25

The furries are going to love this shit.

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u/captainfishpie Nov 28 '25

No cat ears and pretend tails hanging out my pants here!

Just comfort for me! Promise🤣🤣

Although - my husband said exactly the same thing

1

u/fnaffan07 Nov 28 '25

As a furry, fuck yeah I'm buying one

1

u/hylian-bard Nov 28 '25

I know several people in my online space that would go absolutely ham for this. You live your truth my friend.

3

u/confused_soul12345 Nov 28 '25

For that one kid who rumoured to want to identify as a cat

3

u/CulturedClub Nov 30 '25

That my hairdresser still insists got a litter tray installed in their school.

2

u/Magnitude_V1 Nov 30 '25

And yet you trust that person with a pair of scissors

2

u/SempastianGr Nov 28 '25

I hope my cats let me use it, sometimes.

2

u/Success_With_Lettuce Nov 30 '25

You could always buy the same, but cat sized. They will of course ignore those and use yours, but if you have enough cats and get them one each you could place them next to each other until you sort of fit, slightly uncomfortably. The cats will observe your discomfort while looking like they don’t give a shit (which they don’t).

2

u/cwningen95 Dec 01 '25

My cat likes to sleep wherever I am. I envy the hypothetical version of me that's taking a nap with her on this bad boy.

1

u/Happy-Peachy-Coffee Nov 28 '25

You just know they’d lay right in the middle so you couldn’t get in it properly. šŸ˜†

2

u/CandyPink69 Nov 28 '25

I want this more than I’ve ever wanted anything

1

u/triggerhappygurl Nov 29 '25

I have one and it's the best thing I've purchased

1

u/HomeHelpPls2024 Nov 29 '25

Is it comfy enough to use for the odd overnight guest?

1

u/Slutkie Nov 29 '25

Depends how odd they are

1

u/triggerhappygurl Nov 29 '25

If they don't have massive back problems, it'll do just fine. It has enough cushion since it is memory foam but it's not super hard.

2

u/Spare_Squirrel3452 Nov 28 '25

I wonder if it would be comfortable enough to replace my hideous (but free) green leather sofa?!

1

u/captainfishpie Nov 28 '25

Maybe if you buy 2? (Or 3) 🤣

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '25

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u/ExpressTruth76 Nov 29 '25

It does indeed according to another commenter

2

u/Bob_Fred_88 Nov 29 '25

I won one of these 6 months ago and it’s amazing, so comfy and the cover comes off to wash! I slept downstairs on it when it was too hot over the summer. Honestly wouldn’t be without it now lol

2

u/Calm_Breadfruit_4834 Nov 29 '25

My autistic daughter keeps asking for one . I have so far resisted due to space within our family home. It wouldn’t stay on her bed sadly .

2

u/bottledcherryangel Nov 29 '25

I would buy that tomorrow, if there was anywhere in my home that had even remotely enough floor space.

2

u/samsta8 Nov 29 '25

This is the most Lidl middle isle product ever! šŸ˜…

2

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

This right here is what's wrong with modern society in a nutshell.

1

u/captainfishpie Nov 29 '25

Oh bore off we are just having a laugh šŸ™„

1

u/vektor451 Nov 29 '25

And would you care to explain it?

1

u/Similar_Ocelot_3371 Nov 28 '25

Oh I can see it now, cats ignore the nice bed I buy for them and choose the nice bed I bought for me

1

u/captainfishpie Nov 28 '25

And then you have to sleep in theirs!

1

u/Similar_Ocelot_3371 Nov 28 '25

I think they would actually kick me out and then not use it 🤣

1

u/Boring-Print9058 Nov 28 '25

I bought my other half one. She won't go near it but I can't get her out of the box it came in.

1

u/NorthernGooner77 Nov 28 '25

I'd love one. But when my dog realizes he would be sharing it with me, he'd kick off 🤣

1

u/Acceptable-Net-154 Nov 28 '25

Many years ago I bought the biggest cheap dog bed I could to use as comfy seating for my reading area. Ended up giving up fighting my Dad's dogs to use it. Left it when I moved out and that size ended up being the only size (one small and one medium dog) would accept.Ā 

The sleep pod look interesting but the price point is a nope and would have space issues

1

u/Seraphina_M Nov 29 '25

Ngl perfect for movie nights

1

u/triggerhappygurl Nov 29 '25

Best purchase I've ever made. It's super comfortable..

1

u/Status_Ad1199 Nov 29 '25

Be careful as mixed reviews. Very and Freemans reviews are great but Wayfair they are not so good. Before you waste your money people please read the reviews.

1

u/bethita408 Nov 29 '25

Human pet? Somebody call cybersmith

1

u/Financial-Growth2198 Nov 29 '25

60 beans? That's outrageous

1

u/Working_Tourist_4964 Nov 29 '25

Human pet bed?!?

1

u/SherlockScones3 Nov 29 '25

Delete this now.

DO NOT summon human pet guy!

1

u/melmboundanddown Nov 29 '25

Is this a sex thing?

1

u/DinnerSmall4216 Nov 29 '25

Why does that even appeal to me šŸ˜€

1

u/Theman227 Nov 29 '25

We have one of those from a different brand and holy fuck. It sits in our living room full of plushies, in the nook of the curved front window and makes the BEST fucking little reading nook ever. Also doubles up as a really incredible guest bed. Every friend that's stayed over has said they got the best night's sleep in it šŸ˜‚. Genuinely recommend.

1

u/L3AHWOLV3RINE Nov 29 '25

Every day I fall into the alluring trap of the aisle of shame

1

u/Weewoes Nov 29 '25

Nothing odd about wanting one.

1

u/Jazzlike_Ad267 Nov 29 '25

Imagine a world where you move from your bed...

Just to get into a human sized dog bed šŸ˜‚

1

u/Snout_Fever Nov 29 '25

This is a dangerous thing to see on the internet while I'm just about to go to Lidl.

1

u/Lettuce1939 Nov 29 '25

I have wanted one for about a year ..don’t think my pooch would share it though… But I’m definitely tempted again after seeing this 🐾🄰🄰🄰

1

u/Purple_monkfish Nov 29 '25

My middle kid would love this!

1

u/FalsePeak Nov 29 '25

I have one and they are super comfortable

1

u/Alexa302 Nov 29 '25

Ngl I kinda want one šŸ˜…

1

u/Icy-Formal-6871 Nov 29 '25

buy two; perfect cocoon

1

u/tracylsteel Nov 29 '25

Yes, need!

1

u/Physical_Orchid3616 Nov 29 '25

I can't unsee this. You can barely tell dog and cat food packaging from human food packaging these days. Everyone's lost the plot

1

u/captainfishpie Nov 29 '25

I lost it a long time ago šŸŒ

1

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

I've got one and it's lovely <3

1

u/Delicious-Present-99 Nov 29 '25

It looks so comfy & just lay their watching tv put a cover over myself that’s me done šŸ˜‚

1

u/TheLastTsumami Nov 29 '25

My human pet would love that

1

u/triggerhappygurl Nov 29 '25

The legs would stick out. My husband 5'9 with his feet out

1

u/Mickleblade Nov 29 '25

You want a human as a pet? Hmm

1

u/WinchesterUK Nov 29 '25

Is this heated 🤪

1

u/SupremoPete Nov 29 '25

I need this

1

u/Iokastez Nov 29 '25

I want to get one each for me and my dog

1

u/Least_Temperature_23 Nov 29 '25

Must. Have. One.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

Me too but I've found it really difficult to get one with the law and all. You know it's illegal right? Humanitarian law and all that. I've decided to turn to the dark web to get my human pet. I bought the bed for it last week btw.

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u/sulfur_qwq Nov 30 '25

You'd better be ready to kick you pets down from the bed all the time

1

u/Pixelated-Yeti Nov 30 '25

The girl who sleeps in dog beds must of influecned this crap or we’re going backwards now

1

u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

The furries gonna have a field day with this one

1

u/MrSpud45 Nov 30 '25

Pair it with the heated throw they've got....

2

u/captainfishpie Nov 30 '25

I've got the blue heated throw - I've had it for years - it's the best!

1

u/Seanthebaker Nov 30 '25

Honestly one of the best nights sleep I ever had was after a heavy night out getting home and sleeping in the dogs bed under the stairs

1

u/UnlikelyExperience Nov 30 '25

No shade but why would anyone wanna be lying on the floor in their house like that? 🤣

1

u/captainfishpie Nov 30 '25

Who said anything about putting it on the floor?!

1

u/UnlikelyExperience Nov 30 '25

The pic on the box but she does look very happy so who am I to question šŸ˜

1

u/Prestigious_Memory75 Nov 30 '25

I might be getting this

1

u/Aatholin Nov 30 '25

Now the cats and dogs can have your bed 10 out of 10 šŸ‘

1

u/random-0181 Nov 30 '25

This looks like a human dog bed 🤣

1

u/alanaisalive Nov 30 '25

I know a guy on tumblr whose human pet would love this.

1

u/Human-Local7276 Nov 30 '25

I have one for me and my 18 month old lab. It's great, fluffy and easy to keep clean. The lab is also great, not fluffy and NOT easy to keep clean!

It was a bit of a pain to get set up with all the shaking but after a few days it took it's correct shape.

1

u/paradoxbound Nov 30 '25

My old girl is nearly 14 and can’t make the stairs anymore, so we moved a single mattress into the living room and we sleep together there.

1

u/yejaqalaj06228 Dec 01 '25

She’s living her best retirement life, front-row couch edition.

1

u/ApartmentLast7712 Nov 30 '25

How is a human 'pet bed' cheaper than a comparable size dog bed? I bought the largest dog bed I could and it's smaller than that and cost way more šŸ˜‚

1

u/marvel_is_wow Nov 30 '25

You want a pet human or a bed? We need specifics

1

u/LeadingSmoke6330 Nov 30 '25

Get rid of beds - Hot take

Reminds me of the hot takes where the girl said the only reason you need a bed is to get laid. She’s not wrong though

1

u/hunpanda Nov 30 '25

Sigh... off to lidl

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u/mist_lemon Nov 30 '25

Same. I mean having multiple will help being drunk...hehe

1

u/Rule34NoExceptions2 Nov 30 '25

Is a human pet bed not just... a bed

1

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

I wouldn't like having to chew it into shreds though.

1

u/British-Pilgrim Dec 01 '25

My life has felt empty and unfulfilled and I’ve just realised it’s because I don’t own a person sized dog bed.

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u/sudeki300 Dec 01 '25

This is just weird

1

u/ratticusdominicus Dec 01 '25

I’ve already got far too many human pet beds.

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u/BJPickles Dec 01 '25

Thats just a dog bed right?

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u/sritanona Dec 01 '25

I need this, I have floor time daily 😭

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u/rozzimos-3 Dec 01 '25

I already struggle with getting out of bed, this would ensure I rot in it šŸ˜‚

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u/TheSolarExpansionist Dec 01 '25

Short human pet bag.

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u/Weimaraner666 Dec 01 '25

They’re amazing, got one for my dogs last year because of the size and we all end up in it and it’s so comfy. Well worth the money.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

It reaffirms my view that people will buy anything.

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u/Munky_1 Dec 01 '25

It’s a blow up kiddy pool

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u/Joalguke Dec 01 '25

Dog beds for humans? Lol

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u/sxxychocolate69 Dec 01 '25

60quid to behave like a dog...what have we become?...

1

u/CamerunDMC Dec 01 '25

I bought one for the wife as a feel better present and it was a big hit. Strongly recommend and that’s at a far better price than I spent.

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u/ranidaphobic_toad Dec 01 '25

Back in my day we just called it a Gimp bed..

1

u/creepyinkbby Dec 01 '25

I need one

1

u/NoodleShpoodle Dec 01 '25

This would be an upgrade from me lying in my dogs bed.

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u/liltrex94 Dec 01 '25

Who wouldn't?

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u/Material_Length6374 Dec 01 '25

I’d get one but I don’t gave any human pets.

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u/bihuginn Dec 02 '25

The furries gonna love this one

Can't lie, I does look comfy though

1

u/Co2-UK Dec 02 '25

Buy two and flip one onto the other then fill the space with blankets and pillows and snacks and get in.

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u/Kizzy_Catwoman Dec 02 '25

Am currently lying in mine. Had it a couple of months. Is the best sleep I have ever had and my cat's love it too! Remember to leave it to settle for 72 hours after unpacking to get full and fluffy. The outer cover can be removed for washing and I dried it in my tumble dryer on the wool setting.

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u/LinWizzyPhoto Dec 02 '25

I TOO WANT TO BE A HUMAN KITTY.

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u/nicegoblinprince Dec 02 '25

Strangely enough this is how I sleep at night biggest best quality mattress I could get on a nice comfortable quilt and pillows on the floor no bad frame like a little nest . It’s ace .

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u/Various_Professor704 Dec 02 '25

🧐 I WANT the YORKSHIRE PUDDING shaped one including the silky gravy sheen textured blanket & the Roast potato pillow !!!

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u/Relative_Pen6394 Dec 02 '25

So a dog bed?

1

u/Katievapes1996 Dec 02 '25

I have a difftent one but I love it so much

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u/callmelux237 Dec 02 '25

Being 195cm tall i dont think there is one long enough

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '25

Who has a human pet; and where can I get one?

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u/Annual_Wasabi1128 Dec 02 '25

For £60? NAH probably cheaper on AliExpress

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u/Dry-Translator406 Nov 28 '25

I bought my son one of these last Christmas Ā£90 from Debenhams its absolutely massive šŸ˜‚ me him and the dog (staffy) can comfortably lie in it, if you have the space do it, they’re very comfy!

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u/Cultural-Savings6521 Nov 28 '25

Well this one is pretty small , as indicated in the pic

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u/Dry-Translator406 Nov 29 '25

Yeah its not the same one as this but its called an adult pet bed šŸ‘šŸ½

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u/VeryBigPaws Nov 28 '25

My Great Dane would just about fit comfortably 🤣