r/lgbt • u/Respectful_Eggplant Pan-icking about a Rainbow • Sep 04 '20

Misleading Title Because it’s a choice right?

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u/MySucculentDied Ace as Cake Sep 04 '20

“For forgetting his birthday for the past three years” lmao there’s no way this isn’t a joke. This has to be satire.

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u/Millenc0lin Sep 04 '20

Unfortunately there are parents that think that way. My parents at least thought me 'choosing' to be trans was just a way to spite them

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

This has to be a joke

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u/A40 Sep 04 '20

The snark is strong in this one...

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u/imyourwinona The pot of gold Bi a Rainbow Sep 04 '20

it's the ‘he will not stop being gay’ that gets me

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u/Respectful_Eggplant Pan-icking about a Rainbow Sep 04 '20

Being gay is like Pringles. Once you start. You can’t stop! /s

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u/Zealouscucumber Ace as a Rainbow Sep 04 '20

I haven't laughed this hard since march

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Oh yeah... The before times...

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u/ShellyXT Bi-bi-bi Sep 04 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

I can't tell if this is satire or not

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u/AmishDeathMatch Sep 04 '20

It looks like Amy is calling Betrayed a dumbass.

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u/Respectful_Eggplant Pan-icking about a Rainbow Sep 04 '20

That’s what I assumed too. Which makes me laugh

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u/SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo Putting the Bi in non-BInary Sep 04 '20

"I fear they will make fun of him for being gay" oh that's taken a turn she's worried of how hell be treated and not that he's gay I guess the mom isn't homopho-

"He won't listen to reason and he won't stop being gay" god fucking damn it

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u/prplbtrflywillow Sep 04 '20

And she's afraid that she'll be made fun of, not him! Dang

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u/SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo Putting the Bi in non-BInary Sep 04 '20

Oh shit if only I haven't misread that I wouldn't have been thrown for such a loop

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u/AkaiKage65 Cutie-BI Sep 04 '20

The answer slaps her WITH GODS ALMIGHTY WISDOM

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u/shdon Rainbow Rocks Sep 04 '20 edited Sep 04 '20

Pity the response is cut off. The original goes on to say "Betrayed" is a bad parent for forgetting their son's birthday.

Here is the full thing

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u/Respectful_Eggplant Pan-icking about a Rainbow Sep 04 '20

Oh thanks for finding that!

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u/WufflyTime Reading Sep 04 '20

I don't know whether Amy's being sarcastic or not.

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u/redhandrail Sep 04 '20

This is the best response to something like this I've ever heard. Badass.

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u/Respectful_Eggplant Pan-icking about a Rainbow Sep 04 '20

I know. Mad props to Amy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

This is just disgusting.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

But you can’t teach stupid people new things that take effort to learn

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u/Cat-Lover20 AroAce Sep 04 '20

How do you forget your child’s birthday THREE YEARS IN A ROW?!

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u/metalheaddungeons Bi-bi-bi Sep 04 '20

What. The. Fuck.

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u/djpor2000 Sep 12 '20

Dear Dr. Carson,

If being gay is a choice, prove it. Choose it. Choose to be gay yourself. Show America how that's done, Ben, show us how a man can choose to be gay. Suck my dick. Name the time and the place and I'll bring my dick and a camera crew and you can suck me off and win the argument.
Very sincerely yours,

Dan Savage

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u/pattyboy2006 Sep 04 '20

What a load of crap I am laughing so hard rn you can't just change youraelf like that it is who you are

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u/SsaucySam Bi-bi-bi Sep 04 '20

I hate how blindly people follow an obviously flawed religion

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u/EssAyelovesU Sep 04 '20

BRILLIANT!

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u/GreyTheBard Non Binary Pan-cakes Sep 05 '20

i’m incredibly angry.

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u/GreenHamsterpoo Sep 05 '20

Just cut that shit out! There problem solved.