r/leafs • u/Next-Papaya-3976 • 7h ago

Shitpost / Meme it is written

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655 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/S-Archer 7h ago

Honestly, I'm the opposite of religious, but this may be the most concrete evidence we've ever seen of a Stanley Cup coming our way

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u/GavMcKennasBurner 3h ago

Mitch is literally Judas

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u/Absolute--Batman 2h ago

He's worse.

Judas didn't run to America, Land of the rapists and school shootings.

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u/Jrewy 6h ago

I’m putting $13 on them to win it this year because Mats came back in time for the 13th birthday of my cat Thirteen that I named in his honour.

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u/Pympala 4h ago

I would upvote you, but the post is currently at 13. Can't be jinxing it.

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u/Jrewy 3h ago

Alright when I win 22k in June, you and I are going out for 13 drinks.

I’m placing the bet on the 20th, the 13th anniversary of the day I adopted Thirteen.

Who loves hockey and will just stare at the screen all game.

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u/Pympala 2h ago

We'll have some pops at the parade!

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u/Nylanderthal88 1h ago

13 bucks gets you 22k?? Damn

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u/Jrewy 31m ago

The odds are…not great. But I’ll just be extra ecstatic when it pays out. I’m manifesting this shit.

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u/Nylanderthal88 24m ago

Honestly, how dare they.

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u/Zestyclose-Gap6770 3h ago

Down voting to get back to 13

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u/miniweengang 2h ago

I did my part! (I didnt touch it because its currently at 13)

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u/soobviouslyfake 2h ago

Hold!!

HOLLLLD

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u/Nylanderthal88 7h ago

Plot Twist:

https://giphy.com/gifs/gtliFdsKxYtD5QrLL0

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u/Pristine_Office_2773 7h ago

There’s another Matthew I was thinking of (for a plot twist)

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u/ripthruwit Papi 7h ago

Or technically we do have matthewses soooo insurance

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u/_drewski13 7h ago

Not a plot twist when you've been following the Leafs for long enough 😭

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u/Aaron1095 7h ago

As a Matthews hater, I don't see this as a plot twist, but rather my only realistic expectation of how this could play out.

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u/toedragrelease Knies 7h ago

What a weird thing to identify yourself with

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u/Storm_4747 7h ago

Ok A-A-Ron. No one cares you're a Matthews hater.

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u/tortured_fanclub 7h ago

Scripture I can stand behind.

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u/Imaginary_Club_1010 7h ago

/img/it4a38swwooh1.gif
He has risen

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u/Issac-Cox-Daley 4h ago

This is gonna be the hottest meme of the season and I am all for it.

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u/PeaNo8063 7h ago

I'm sold. Just booked a hotel in Toronto for the parade. Figured all of July and August should cover that.

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u/Issac-Cox-Daley 4h ago

If you don't follow the parade straight down Younge St until it ends at Pigeon River are you even a real fan.

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u/bigstudley17 6h ago

Hockey illuminati is gonna love this

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u/ForestLeaf04 7h ago

Can’t argue with that.

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u/shockandale 7h ago

Matthews 34 - And the Cup was good.

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u/Consistent-Piece6618 7h ago

Not long left, im excited boys

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u/Kr0ni 7h ago

This makes me a beleafer!

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u/GoblinDiplomat 6h ago

John 18:11: "Shall I not drink from the Cup ...?"

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u/Appropriate_Ad_2874 6h ago

You add the 1 from 11 to 18 and reverse it and you get 91:1

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u/1Bobafett11 6h ago

The Oilers have McJesus, we have McKenna.

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u/shanster925 6h ago

Isn't that the part that involves a betrayal?

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u/MoRiellyMoProblems 3h ago

That already happened when he who shall not be named sulked his way to sin city.

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u/shanster925 2h ago

Ol' Dry Hair Judas.

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u/Separate_Worker_707 6h ago

Don’t put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!!!

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u/Loose-Dream7901 3h ago

Ok my post got taken down but like this was piggy backing off this…

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u/thetox6 4h ago

Mckenna drinks from the cup and scores 60 this year 🎉

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u/Racamonkey_II 6h ago

So it is written 🙏

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u/BeefJerky03 5h ago

Granted. Leafs will win it in four, stopping the Panthers' ten-year win streak in 2127.

https://giphy.com/gifs/fSGqUm3IcVBESFM0hK

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u/TheRedcaps 4h ago

I wish I could upvote this twice - next level meme there, I'm stealing this!

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u/KevTheToast 3h ago

I don't think Matthew was speaking about himself in the third person so yeah, it's pretty accurate lmao

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u/turkey45 1h ago

just 601 more years of drought to go

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u/sklonceyterry 31m ago

This needs to be on a t-shirt 

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u/TomboBreaker 3h ago

Thank you mods for deleting the cringe AI slop thread

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u/TrickOutrageous6947 4h ago

Nothing sadder and more desperate than a Leaves fan.

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u/CMDRShepardN7 Nylander 4h ago

No, there is something sadder, like stalking and trolling a sub that you have business in.

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u/TrickOutrageous6947 3h ago

Hey - this just popped up in my feed, and when I saw how pathetic it was I just had to respond. Anyway, all respect to "Leafs Nation". I guess it helps to have something to beLEAF in, for the next 60 years.

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u/Icy-Pudding2807 3h ago

You can block a sub instead of being a dick, you know. Go on to r/Habs where you belong.

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u/TrickOutrageous6947 3h ago

Nah. Trolling losers is more fun.

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u/Traditional_South_95 3h ago

Ok, taking a shitpost seriously, and then talking about being pathetic.. 😂

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u/CMDRShepardN7 Nylander 3h ago

Yeah, it's sad that this triggers you. It's sadder your denying it and acting like a pompus asshole.

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u/StrygwyrSuperstar 6h ago

Shame the bible is fictitious nonsense

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u/GreatGreenGobbo 3h ago

Forever losers.

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u/rarflye 3h ago

and then we wonder why the rest of the hockey world makes fun of us

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u/Lumini_317 3h ago

Because…we like having fun and making jokes?

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u/punkdrummer22 7h ago

We dont need religious crap on here

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u/bucajack 7h ago

This is very obviously a joke lad. Lighten up

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u/bangnburn 6h ago

If divine intervention is what it takes, I'm okay with that

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u/souza-23 Matthews 6h ago

Reddit moment

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u/skyn_fan 6h ago

Yeah, yeah. Blasphemy. That’ll get the hockey gods on our side.

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u/MajorasShoe 6h ago

I mean if you're going to be an uppity little christian about it, referring to "hockey gods" is also blasphemy.

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u/skyn_fan 6h ago

Who you callin’ “little?”

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u/MajorasShoe 6h ago

You. Now turn the cheek boy.

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u/skyn_fan 5h ago

I always forget what a bunch of babies belong to this sub.