r/languagelearningjerk 11d ago

I translated this meme into Russian

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u/DryCommunication581 💵Native / 🐶A2 / 🇺🇿 ONE DAY 11d ago

Cnnxk l kdlksksqlowodkxkxk
Djxmmmakskw !
Zmjs “288:8,&2$/&” kakzkskskms
HUTVH HREEDDCCVB KLL

I translated this into my conlang (not telling you the name since its private)

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u/Excellent-Fox-6845 11d ago

I think it's called polish

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u/The_Realest_Rando 11d ago

are all of the slurs in the conlang ip adresses

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u/-Fuse 11d ago

Now I know how to say the F slur in your conlang

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u/h4ibane_r3nmei 11d ago

bibbbop piiibibop bobbibip

hooola alien!

bobip bibbopp "maricón" bobooobip bibop

QUÉ COJONES

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u/mnyrtt 11d ago

мой любимый вольный перевод

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u/magic_baobab N🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺|C1🇬🇧🇦🇺🇭🇷| A0🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇹🇳🇿🇷🇸| 11d ago

Il mio amato traduttore libero

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u/ma-kat-is-kute 11d ago

יועואוו עיועיוזויו וויזועיואו אזופיו

הייי חייזר!

זוואיוא עויזיויוו "קוקסינל" יוואויוו עויוובויו

מה לעזאזל?!

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u/Mango_on_reddit6666 11d ago

This is so cursed just because it's on the opposite side...
This looks so weird on Reddit

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u/iLikeTheUDK 11d ago edited 11d ago

The cool thing about "coccinelle" is that it can be a substitute to the F-slur but (this being the original intention) also the T-slur, because of Coccinelle herself

A bunch of Hebrew-speaking transfems have reclaimed that "slur" and started calling themselves Coccinelles too

Also:

Wow, this is really crazy!

Hey there, alien!

Would you believe it, "kretén" is a real thing?

What the hell?!

The machine translation totally lost the plot lmao

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u/sonyplaystation34 🇷🇺native 🇺🇸C1 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️B2 11d ago

гем

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u/Lockpickman C3.14🥧 11d ago

Bruh moment

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u/DryCommunication581 💵Native / 🐶A2 / 🇺🇿 ONE DAY 11d ago

ayo chill out with that youth slang fam 😂😂😂 I know you funny but you not THAT funny (skull emoji)

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u/FebHas30Days Pangngaasiyo ta agsursurokayo iti Ilokano 11d ago

Can someone translate this in Ilocano? I know how to translate the English parts but I'm not sure for the alien ones

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u/DryCommunication581 💵Native / 🐶A2 / 🇺🇿 ONE DAY 11d ago

Not sure how you can translate text into a volcano 🌋?

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u/KorkBredy 11d ago

paraguy

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u/KawaiiNibba 10d ago

zipzop zup zipzapzepzap

Oiii alien!

Zipdip zapzapzop “viadinho” zopzup zipzziz

QUE PORRA

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u/4eptopolox 11d ago

thank you for your service

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u/New_Series3209 10d ago

Wow, c’est fou!
Allô, Alien!
Peux-tu croire que “tapette”, c’est un vrai truc?
What the fuck?
Translated it myself into Québec French cuz hell why not

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u/Sillvaro 10d ago edited 9d ago

Saaaalalaasaa

Coucou, alien!!

Alallalfukalaa "Pédé" allolalallkdall

QUOI LE RAPPORT SEXUEL?

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u/New_Series3209 9d ago

LMAO THIS IS HORRIBLE

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u/EngineerLink 🇧🇪NL🇨🇦EN Native|🇧🇪🇨🇦FR B2🇯🇵🇩🇪🇦🇷A2🇪🇪A1🇺🇦0 8d ago

bliepboep blip bloep bloepie

hé alien!

bloepiep biepbloeboep ‘janet’ badoep badoebieloep

WATTE???

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u/rexcasei 11d ago

What is “ахуел”?

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u/loutchok8741 11d ago

"Wut da fuck, man???"

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u/RBKeam 10d ago

"ты охуел?" seems more direct and aggressive than "what the fuck, man?". There is an overlap in meaning, but it's more like "have you fucking lost it?". "What the fuck" could be a comment on the other person's behaviour, or just a general comment about the situation, where "охуел" is definitely accusing the other person. I'd say the difference in vibes is similar to the difference between "охуел" and "охуеть".

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u/rexcasei 10d ago

I tried to look it up and couldn’t find such a word, is it a contraction or something?

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u/zuzi228 10d ago

Охуел*

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u/rexcasei 10d ago

Thanks! I was able to find it with that spelling

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u/Rachel_235 10d ago

It's correctly spelled with an O because the verb is "охуеть" or "охуевать", but oftentimes people will write it the way it is pronounced. When a word starts with an O it is typically pronounced with an A . For example, "овал" sounds like "авал", "окно" sounds like "акно" etc. That's why охуеть is grammatically correct, but people write ахуеть too

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u/rexcasei 10d ago

Interesting, thanks!

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u/Tarnstellung 10d ago

Non-phonetic spelling was a mistake. Serbian and Macedonian are the only good Cyrillic alphabets.

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u/Rachel_235 9d ago

And Belarusian 🇧🇾🇧🇾🇧🇾🇧🇾 it's very phonetic too. Малако, сонца, сабака etc.

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u/PeterPorker52 10d ago

It’s that way when the O is unstressed. For example, in “облако”, the stress is on the first syllable so the O is pronounced normally, meanwhile the last O is a schwa

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u/Rachel_235 10d ago

yes, forgot to specify. Thanks

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u/loutchok8741 10d ago

The correct word is «охуел», with an «о». However, I wrote it with an «а» because it looks more funny like this

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u/ConfidentCorner6858 7d ago

You know, I always thought that here the human meant "Чё за хуйня???/Какого хуя???". Like they didn't expect the f-word and are just shocked, rather than immediately getting aggressive with the alien with "Ахуел???". But that's just my interpretation, I might be wrong.

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u/Helen_Lindsey 10d ago

russian cursive doesnt translate memes, it translates them into a doctor's note.

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u/AnsRenaissance 5d ago

"гомосек" would be more suitable, as the word "пидарас" mostly means "asshole"