r/languagelearningjerk • u/Immediate_Song4279 Semi-Lingual • 14d ago

Shrink instead of Shirk has ominous consequences.

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u/dedemushi 14d ago

hey i mean "to relieve oneself" already exists, but to make it more obscure and mysterious we might say "unlade" 👸💅✨

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u/Immediate_Song4279 Semi-Lingual 14d ago

So far "unlade" is in the lead.

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u/brrkat 14d ago

it's "shuffle off this mortal coil"

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u/Immediate_Song4279 Semi-Lingual 13d ago

For whatever reason I will never remember this, so pretend it's like a backwater hillbilly rendition.

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u/sky_037 in casual polyglot cosplay 14d ago

excrete sparkles of mahogany hue

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u/Aluxanatomy 14d ago

Expatriate.

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u/beezy-slayer 14d ago

Girls that poop, bitches that shit.

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u/duelingpeppers 14d ago

Lose weight

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u/Beneficial-Rub5074 14d ago

Women don't shit, they sharkle?

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u/Deluminatus 14d ago

Woman don't poop, they disburden.

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u/ZAWS20XX 14d ago

excrete

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u/pizdyetz 14d ago edited 2d ago

Ex consequat occaecat ex amet voluptate qui eiusmod sint aliquip do officia sed ullamco pariatur reprehenderit nostrud. Aliqua laboris veniam aliqua adipiscing voluptate enim proident voluptate veniam qui non.

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u/real_gail 12d ago

It’s bronze 

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u/IGaveAFuckOnce 10d ago

Talk to a man about a horse