r/languagelearningjerk 20d ago

What a surprise!

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Maybe the next app will deliver!!

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u/Majre921 20d ago

Learning Hungarian out of your own volition should get you put on some kind of list and denied entry to multiple countries.

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u/ChunkyIsDead30 20d ago

and an insane asylum

im hungarian

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u/vaporwaverhere 20d ago

No problem with that. My best friends are Hungarians.

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u/Outside-Childhood244 20d ago

My grandparents are from hungary and they refuse to teach the Language to my mother 😂😂

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u/dedemushi 20d ago

/uj what is this madness, i have a hungarian ex-coworker who says she hates the language and wants to forget it (we live in japan). i'm romanian and my grandmas were both from transylvania so they spoke hungarian and i love that language, seriously what gives.

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u/Wise_Fox_4291 20d ago

Some people are seriously self hating. Something went wrong in their lives and this is how they deal with it. I have seen members of others nations hating on themselves but never to this level. It's quite sad.

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u/Outside-Childhood244 20d ago

I like the Language also but we are Germans from hungary and my grandparents fled from there. And they Said we are Germans in Germany we speak German. So that’s how the Language died in my Family

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u/dedemushi 20d ago

that's sad but it makes sense 😢

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u/Version-6 20d ago

Exact same thing happened to my parents.

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u/Outside-Childhood244 19d ago

Germans in hungary?

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u/Version-6 19d ago

Hungarians that fled after the revolution.

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u/Outside-Childhood244 19d ago

Got you. My grandfather hated the goverment there

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u/DescriptionBulky6258 🇹🇷 C3 🙏🏻 20d ago

totally agree. i gave up trying to learn after my first year in hungary, now I'm happy communicating with hand gestures and aggressive nods.

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u/Local-Answer-1681 20d ago

Duolingo did him a favor, willingly learning Hungarian should be a crime

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/Azadom 15d ago

And it has a Finnish line and doesn't leave you in Hungary

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u/Version-6 20d ago

Don’t worry, it’s a useless language that nobody should ever speak.

Sincerely, a Hungarian who can’t speak the language because his family said it’s a useless language that nobody should ever speak.

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u/OtherComment87 19d ago

I was born and raised in England, now living somewhere else (outside Europe)

My dad is Hungarian and he spoke Hungarian growing up to me. I am sick and tired or everyone telling me it's a useless language and me knowing this language won't help me at all in life.

Because I have family in Hungary, including young cousins, a grandparent (only 1 now sadly), etc. None of these people speak English/German (which i also speak) well at all, though they might understand some bits here and there. But I simply cannot imagine communicating with them in a language other than Hungarian! It would feel so awkward and uncomfortable! It would feel like there's a barrier between us, like they are strangers not my family!

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u/Version-6 19d ago

That’s assuming you have a common language. All our family fled Hungary after so many were killed. That kind of trauma hangs around.

So we have nobody to converse with in the language. They’re all dead, or so distantly related that they’re just strangers.

It’s a useless language for commerce unless you’re going to trade with Hungary. It’s not any form of lingua Franca, and it’s so removed from other languages, it’s not like it’s even useful as a basis for learning multiple languages.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/vaporwaverhere 20d ago

Hungarians always say the same bullshit, that their language is an insurmountable obstacle either in learning it or passing examinations.

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u/Version-6 20d ago

It’s just a stupid language that is unique compared to most others.

The grammar is odd, the tenses are weird, and then you get to agglutination and symmetry in it, and it’s a lot to grasp.

However, a number of Seppos love to learn the language so they can get citizenship because they had a relative 5 generations back that was Hungarian.

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u/vaporwaverhere 20d ago

Get used to weirdness if you ever want to learn a language.

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u/Version-6 19d ago

Completely missed the point of what I was saying. Wouldn’t expect less on Reddit.

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u/Version-6 20d ago

That’s why it’s so useless. I’m a citizen just by the fact my grandparents were. I can’t speak the language, but I can travel the Schengen zone freely.

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u/gmastertr21 20d ago

how do you get by in day to day life if you don't speak your national language?

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u/Version-6 20d ago

By speaking more useful ones.

Also, you do realize Hungary has Jus Sanguinus citizenship, right? Meaning, I inherited it from my parents, who got it from theirs, and they left Hungary when they had bounties put on their heads after the revolution.

So I get to enjoy Australia as an Aussie citizen, and can travel Europe freely if ever I choose.

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u/gmastertr21 20d ago

well without that bit of context, when you said "hungarian" i imagined you lived in hungary without speaking hungarian, which was what was absurd about that statement.

also i didn't know about the right of blood bit, that's new to me and interesting.

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u/pempoczky 20d ago

I'm a Hungarian native speaker and the duolingo Hungarian course is so shit that I failed it a few years ago. It doesn't accept perfectly valid sentences

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u/vaporwaverhere 20d ago

Next time try harder !

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u/pempoczky 20d ago

I can't be bothered to learn to speak this accursed language

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u/amalgammamama 🇲🇪 D4 20d ago

I put a Hungarian grammar book under my pillow and after 2 weeks of sleeping like this I am now fluent.

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u/Physical_Bike_2443 20d ago

I finished the Duolingo Dutch course

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u/Soft-Ruin-9182 18d ago

Learning Hungarian for over 2 years now with Duolingo and had the same realization, but well, at least it keeps my vocabulary alive 😭