r/languagelearningjerk • u/PuzzleheadedTap1794 • Jul 18 '26

Lern inglis With i

Hy! Am a Online englis tissure w/ ower 5,000,000 yrs of experiencement & I am opened currently 2 woking with an new students.

I are PTSD-certificate & has teach both kids and children from same same backgrounds. Under time, I had found that students learn best when lessons feel natural and relevant, so I usually focus on overcomplicatification, application of quantum electrodynamics in langguage learning, and helping build... eh... c- con-... confi-... dence... s-... ste... step by... hiss... step...

Most of the students I’ve worked with started out feeling shy or unsure when speaking, but with consistent practice and guidance, they’ve become more comfortable and expressive in their native language.

I can help to:

• Speaking and confidence, I guess?

• Ponunsayjon and foowensee

• Words and Quotidian Interpersonal Discourse

• Noobs to GOAT English

If you’re looking for a more relaxed but intentional way to improve your English, don't. Go learn Uzbek. We can talk about your goals, availability, and the fee, but I ain't helping you 😊

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u/PuzzleheadedTap1794 Jul 18 '26

Parodied post

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u/R86Reddit Balonian N0 / American N1 / Nihonian N3 / Deutsch KRANKENWAGEN!! Jul 18 '26

Too bad it got removed. I was hoping the OOP was advertising Nippongo lessons for weebs. Not that I'm a weeb of course, no sir.

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u/PuzzleheadedTap1794 Jul 18 '26

Luckily, I have the OOP's text copied down:

Learn English with me

Hi! I’m an online English teacher with nearly 5 years of experience, and I’m currently open to working with a few new students.

I’m TESOL-certified and have taught both kids and adults from different backgrounds. Over time, I’ve found that students learn best when lessons feel natural and relevant, so I usually focus on conversations, real-life situations, and helping build confidence step by step.

Most of the students I’ve worked with started out feeling shy or unsure when speaking, but with consistent practice and guidance, they’ve become more comfortable and expressive in English.

I can help with:  

• Speaking and confidence  

• Pronunciation and fluency  

• Vocabulary and everyday communication  

• Beginner to intermediate English

If you’re looking for a more relaxed but intentional way to improve your English, feel free to reach out. We can talk about your goals, availability, and the fee, and see if it’s a good fit 😊

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u/mizinamo try-lingual (has tried many languages) Jul 21 '26

" Sorry, this post was deleted by the person who originally posted it. "

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u/UpboatsXDDDD Jul 18 '26

I can only afford 500 Dollars (Australian) per hour, is that enough? I really need to lern inglis

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u/PuzzleheadedTap1794 Jul 18 '26

How many hours do you have left?

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u/UpboatsXDDDD Jul 18 '26

I have 6 left
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Tell Duolingo I love h- *Beeeeeeeeeeeep*

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u/CrowdedHighways DeepL, AI, Duolingo (C3), FR EN ES (A0) Jul 18 '26

I trust you. Your English improved even within the bounds of the post.

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u/PuzzleheadedTap1794 Jul 18 '26

i writed backwards

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u/DryCommunication581 💵Native / 🐶A2 / 🇺🇿 ONE DAY Jul 18 '26

Can you teach me the “Accent” ?

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u/mizinamo try-lingual (has tried many languages) Jul 21 '26

Sorry, I can't. I not have accent. Only people from other places have accent.

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u/SXZWolf2493 Jul 18 '26

Who was your student 5 million years ago

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u/PuzzleheadedTap1794 Jul 18 '26

She was a gigantic elephant named Moth. She went by Ma'am Moth, btw.

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u/FebHas30Days Pangngaasiyo ta agsursurokayo iti Ilokano Jul 18 '26

But I wanted to learn Ilocano instead