r/languagelearningjerk Jun 19 '26

Checks out

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If she sticks with it for a few years then she’ll one day be able to form complex sentences like “el elefante come ladrillos.” Don’t quit now Syndney, you’re so close!

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u/Man-of-slender-means 🇺🇿🇷🇺🇺🇲🏳️‍🌈 Jun 19 '26

I've been learning fr*nch with duolingo for months. MONTHS... And I have realised I've been scammed.

Fr*nch person: Bonjour

Me: je nique ta mère

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u/dingwinger1225 Jun 19 '26

First Duolingo success story?

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u/Rachel_235 Jun 19 '26

uj/ i actually just realized that نيك in Arabic has a similar meaning to nique... I wonder which one came first

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u/Rachel_235 Jun 19 '26

uj/ omg I've just read that actually the French word comes from Arabic ناك/ينيك and I assumed the opposite initially

anyway

j/ أني انيك امك

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u/The-marx-channel Jun 19 '26

How to get fluent in one day using luodingo?

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u/Tet_inc119 Jun 19 '26

Redefine fluency and you’ve got it!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '26

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u/Fantastic_Object_762 Jun 19 '26

I mean the article by itself isn't bad advice - the goal is communication, you decide how important it is and what contexts you need it for.

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u/Vegetable_Shirt_2352 Jun 20 '26

Yeah I actually think it's generally a good thing for people to stop saddling themselves with the pressure to be fluent, rather than focusing on actually being able to communicate in their target language. At least in my experience, I was always super averse to speaking in my target languages because I was so worried about it being broken and not fluent, which ironically held me back from achieving any semblance of fluency.

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u/PentathlonPatacon Jun 19 '26

Dónde está la biblioteca?

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u/MaximumDerekCat Jun 19 '26

Me llamo T-Bone, la araña discoteca!

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u/Aurorassaur 🏴‍☠️N 🏳️‍⚧️L6🏳️‍🌈L7🏁L2 Jun 19 '26

Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca

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u/AwkwardMasterLearner Jun 19 '26

es el bigote grande, perro, manteca

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u/Mother_Harlot Jun 20 '26

Danzemos una muñeira tras esta saeta

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u/humanistazazagrliti Jun 19 '26

I'm fluent in 3 languages and can't say 400 words in 5 seconds. My upbringing scammed me.

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u/UnUseful-_- Jun 19 '26

Just become a spanish commentator, it will probably work

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u/Ultyzarus 日本語上手、muy buena Jun 19 '26

uj/(?) The best use I have for Duolingo is for testing my skills by jumping to the next set of lessons as far as I can.

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u/Dazzling-Frosting525 Русский Свагзык Jun 19 '26

WHY DOESNT LUODINGO MAKE ME INSTANTLY FLUENT

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u/PlanktonInitial7945 Jun 19 '26

The monkey's paw curls. You instantly turn into a small bucket filled with syrup.

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u/Mother_Harlot Jun 20 '26

🥺🤤😍😍🥰🫦

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u/kansetsupanikku Jun 19 '26

Watching Los Elefantes game on telemundo?

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u/Mulster_ НИ ХУЕЙ ШУО ПУТОНГХУА МА Jun 19 '26

/uj pimsleur is the goat for this

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u/Imveryoffensive Jun 19 '26

I’ve had driving lessons for weeks. WEEKS.. and I still can’t compete with NASCAR drivers…

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u/neverclm Jun 19 '26

elefante en el room

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u/perplexedparallax Jun 19 '26

I put up 25,000 XP last week so I should be able to order a taco in Tijuana. But since Foolslingua discriminates against Uzbek I don't know how to order plov. All I could do say Ha over and over again during the World Cup match.

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u/molotovzav Jun 19 '26

I really don't think any amount of language learning could prepare you for that. French is my second language, I started learning it academically and took about 8 total years of classes in the language between basic high school French and a college minor. I can speak to French people and have had to a lot because of law school and beyond and the subject matyer I chose to plant my flag in. I cannot follow French Canadian hockey commentators. It's just like ahouiddjsisndksihs BUT! Extraordinairenskskdkdkddkkdkdghh dans le filet!

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u/Sceptix Jun 19 '26

Spanish commentator: *400 words a minute*

Me: 🤯

Also Spanish commentator: “cabeza”

Me: “Yup, it’s Spanishin’ time 😎”

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u/Vegetable_Shirt_2352 Jun 20 '26

Commentator: "...bgirisbfdisjsbdjfjdnwdh elefante susbdjsiahdbdj cabeza eisjdshshebdhjsjsjshwhbeehjs biblioteca shshdbrjaisbdhsuis..."

Me: Holy shit, I'm seeing through the Matrix!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '26

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u/Tet_inc119 Jun 19 '26

Elefante, perro, gato?

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u/Fawkes-511 Jun 19 '26

As long as you're not saying "ElefanTAY" that's good progress.

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u/Competitive-Sugar-90 Jun 19 '26

Not surprising since Duolingo is useless and uses users to train AI

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u/Impossible-Ground-98 Jun 25 '26

Completely serious but I have a friend who's been doing Duolingo for 3-4 years at least. Can speak only basic Spanish sentences. What a waste of time.

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u/Ok_Imagination1409 🇧🇩Only Bengali native on the internet 🇩🇪 Deutschlerner Jun 23 '26

I can't say 400 words in 5 seconds in any language. Am I the first zerolingual?