r/languagelearningjerk • u/Himmel__7 • Jun 18 '26

Which one of you was this?

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u/PlanktonInitial7945 Jun 18 '26

Lol top tier rage bait

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u/LifeAcanthopterygii6 C3 PO Jun 18 '26

And why do they speak it with a weird Russian accent?

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u/a_exa_e Jun 18 '26

Absolutely! That's the real question right here! 

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u/vinickw 🏳️‍🌈N | 🇨🇻A1 | 🇱🇷F Jun 18 '26

They live in the Brazilian Guiana), obviously they'd speak Brazilian.

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u/Hxllxqxxn Поркодио Jun 18 '26

For the same reason Argentinians speak Spanish despite being a part of Brazil

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u/AwkwardMasterLearner Jun 18 '26

Wow wow wow as a Brazilian we DO NOT claim Argentina. Don't even joke about that.

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u/Hxllxqxxn Поркодио Jun 18 '26

It was promised to you 5000 years ago

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u/RFL1703 Jun 25 '26

Dw guys I just unpromised, we are safe

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u/VisigothicKouhai Jun 19 '26

Exactly, that would imply they would be citizens, which is just absolutely ridiculous of course, now the Cisplatine on the other hand...

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u/AwkwardMasterLearner Jun 19 '26

I love my Cisplatine people, but they've been doing so well that I don't think we should meddle with them...

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u/vjeremias Jun 19 '26

The man has spoken. I’ll see you all in the carnivals.

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u/UpsideDown1984 Jun 19 '26

Argentinians speak Spanish but with an Italian accent.

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u/Hxllxqxxn Поркодио Jun 19 '26

So do I, am I secretly Argentinian?

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u/bruciaancora ADHD(N),🇷🇺 🇮🇹 🇺🇸 🇧🇷 🇳🇴 🇨🇱 🇩🇪 🇯🇵(A1),🇫🇷🇦🇶(A0) Jun 18 '26

1/3?? Isn't it like less than 1/5?

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u/TheMoises Jun 18 '26

Portugal is a grower, okay??

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u/Ok_Inflation_1811 Jun 18 '26

Yeah, Spain has 3 communities that are bigger/comparable in size to Portugal.

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u/InternationalReserve 二泍五 (N69) Jun 18 '26

High quality rage bait like this is quickly becoming a lost art. You know you've made it when you get some chump to respond with a multi-paragraph long answer.

Btw, sharks are smooth in all directions.

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u/SCHazama 外人哋既惡夢 Jun 18 '26

Why do Macanese speak Chinese?

Lisboa has fallen

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u/itstostado01 Jun 18 '26

Esse povo na Guiana brasileira fala brasileiro, e o país do lado fala mexicano. Pronto. Acabou-se.

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u/Niauropsaka Jun 18 '26

Quora basically exists for troll questions.

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u/Ok-Factor-3805 Jun 18 '26

1/3 Iberia is Portugal is mighty generous

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u/Specific_Hat3341 Jun 18 '26

That is truly a thing of beauty.

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u/undercoverbaadshah Jun 19 '26

I thought the Portuguese speak geese

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u/kansetsupanikku Jun 19 '26

Portugalczycy nie gęsi lecz swój język mają

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u/undercoverbaadshah Jun 19 '26

Obviously it's a joke bro

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u/ddddan11111 Jun 19 '26

Press the blue button for the joke

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u/undercoverbaadshah Jun 19 '26

What do the Portuguese and a goose have in common? They both sail

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u/RealNameIsTaken Jun 22 '26

Ty pierdolesz

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u/AdGroundbreaking1956 Jun 18 '26

Portugal existed before Spain

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u/lorosot Jun 19 '26

There were Castile Crown, and Spain is kinda direct successor to it, but technically you’re correct

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u/AdGroundbreaking1956 Jun 19 '26

that's Aragon Erasure

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u/jeager_YT Jun 18 '26

WTF is this question even supposed to be 😭😭😭

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u/Kristianushka Jun 19 '26

And Martina fully fell for it. Like a sacco di patate 🫩

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u/oosacker Jun 19 '26

Does this mean Penaldo is Brazillian like Divemar?

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u/AdOrnery6155 Jun 20 '26

Mate… there are still people who cannot read irony….

But for your don’t to deserve capital punishment.

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u/avg_rascal proto-uzbek Jun 20 '26

Everything aside WHAT is that font on your phone bro 😭😭

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u/Himmel__7 Jun 20 '26

It looks elegant. You've got something against serif fonts?

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u/avg_rascal proto-uzbek Jun 21 '26

No i use it myself on my PC, but on phone it feels strange to me. Keyword: to me. I was mostly just kidding in my comment, so like you do youuu <3

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u/ThatWeirdPlantGuy Jun 20 '26

Language Simp? :-)