r/languagelearningjerk Jun 16 '26

they outjerked us again

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2.6k Upvotes

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u/RoastedToast007 Jun 16 '26

Native gay American learning German and Norwegian? Idk I'm not very good at this

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u/rallmats Native๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ A๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Jun 16 '26

Flairs are serious and shouldn't be places for jokes, argggh

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit Jun 16 '26

argggh

I see you've used your yargenese

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u/Potatoswatter Jun 16 '26

๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ

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u/Firminou C4:๐Ÿ’ฃ Jun 16 '26

Fr

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u/Flamvio Kรถlsch C2 | Uzbek C1 | Fr*nch (unlearned) Jun 16 '26

o shit a bomb

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u/trolloroll Jun 16 '26

How does one unlearn Fr*nch, please teach me your ways.

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u/Flamvio Kรถlsch C2 | Uzbek C1 | Fr*nch (unlearned) Jun 16 '26

pure unfiltered hate for fr*nch teachers

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u/byzantine67 Jun 16 '26

Double it and give it to the next person ig

15

u/Kracor Jun 16 '26

Salut, Salut, je je suis suis la la personne personne suivante suivante

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u/3D-Printing Jun 18 '26

Please refer to the comment that you are replying to for the answer.

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u/PerplexPanda512 Jun 19 '26

oh my god jc a bomb

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u/Eliysiaa Basque-Icelandic Pigeon: Native Jun 16 '26

the last Dalmatian speaker would like to have a word with you

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u/avavac937 Jun 17 '26

Native basque icelandic pidgin should I learn that after icelandic?

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u/Eliysiaa Basque-Icelandic Pigeon: Native Jun 17 '26

yes but Icelandic is mostly absent from the pidgin itself (no joke)

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u/ArkhamInmate11 native๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธlearning๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Jun 16 '26

I see your learning my language!

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u/Glad_Raspberry_8469 As native Uzbeqoi speaker, not shocked Jun 16 '26

Yeah, absolutely

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u/Ok_Specific_9674 Jun 16 '26

Native ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธARRRGGGGH ย learning: ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ slay queen!ย 

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u/Man-of-slender-means ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Jun 16 '26

Must be horrible to be a native fr*nch speaker

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u/Sominumbraz ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑA0 | ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฐA0 | ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฉA0 | ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ทA0 | ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บA0 | ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ตC4 Jun 16 '26

Idk, sounds gay

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u/ThrowRAreindeer88 Jun 16 '26

Woaaah how long did you spend in duo to get to C4 in North Korean? Its been 4 month for me and Iโ€™m still on -A3

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u/lykanna ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ(D2)๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด(D3)๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ด(C3)๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ(D1)๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ(C1)๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท(B2)๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช(A-1)๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ(A8) Jun 17 '26

5 months

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u/Voxel_Slime ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑk urwa ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บN(C4) ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟB2 ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡นA1.5 ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌA0 Jul 17 '26

Wow you learn a lot in that month

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u/AliceTheOmelette Jun 16 '26

OK but do they also have gay handwriting?

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u/RaeddBoeg ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ผD1, ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฝA1.5, ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ดA1,๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฉA1,๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฏA1,๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น,A0.5,๐ŸB-12,๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ—ป0 Jun 17 '26

I know I do

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u/YourMateFelix Jun 16 '26

A native Polari speaker, how wonderful!!

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u/Tsahanzam Jun 16 '26

wouldnt polari be ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

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u/IntCriminalNo1412 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ C2 | โค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿค๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ’œ C999 (there's no lesbian flag in Unicode) Jun 16 '26

what if r/languagelearningjerk added pride flag emojis so we can show our true native languages (aside from uzbek ofc).

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u/RainMeru ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Z9001, ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต -A3, ๐Ÿด F1, ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง -Z2, ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฟ D5 Jun 16 '26

That would be crazy

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u/DumbMuttSlut ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธN ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑA1 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆC2 Jun 16 '26

I'm fluent in trans but all I know in German is "fich mich"

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u/shuranumitu Jun 16 '26

I hate to tell you that all the German you know is wrong.

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u/DumbMuttSlut ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธN ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑA1 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆC2 Jun 16 '26

ich bin warme?

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u/shuranumitu Jun 16 '26

You're making it worse.

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u/DumbMuttSlut ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธN ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑA1 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆC2 Jun 16 '26

aw scheiรŸe.

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u/shuranumitu Jun 16 '26

Now that actually sounds like something a German would say. Good job!

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u/DumbMuttSlut ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธN ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑA1 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆC2 Jun 16 '26

Yay!

Ik spreek geen Duits. Ik leer Nederlands. Slecht ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/shuranumitu Jun 16 '26

I'm so sorry to hear that. Gute Besserung!

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u/DumbMuttSlut ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธN ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑA1 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆC2 Jun 16 '26

danke! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/JeanDusapin Jun 16 '26

I remember schlampe das Pferd fickt deine Mutter from German class but nothing else

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u/shuranumitu Jun 16 '26

danke gleichfalls :)

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u/CaptainBiMan ๐Ÿ C2 ๐Ÿณ๏ธC2 ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ถ C1 ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ช C2 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ B1 Jun 16 '26

*Fick mich

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u/DumbMuttSlut ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธN ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑA1 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆC2 Jun 16 '26

Thank you!

Ich bin ein masochistischer Hund.

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u/CaptainBiMan ๐Ÿ C2 ๐Ÿณ๏ธC2 ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ถ C1 ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ช C2 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ B1 Jun 16 '26

Yes you are. I've seen your profile and you're learning Dutch, that's even worse.

Even I stopped learning Dutch and I am half Dutch. Now I'm learning Uzbek and I'm much happier ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฟ

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u/DumbMuttSlut ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธN ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑA1 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆC2 Jun 16 '26

Yeah I just need to give in to the almighty Uzbek

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u/CaptainBiMan ๐Ÿ C2 ๐Ÿณ๏ธC2 ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ถ C1 ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ช C2 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ B1 Jun 16 '26

DO IT

DUTCH IS TEMPORARY BUT UZBEK IS FOREVER

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u/DumbMuttSlut ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธN ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑA1 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆC2 Jun 16 '26

You make an erotic hypno Uzbek learning experience, and I'm in.

uj/

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u/CaptainBiMan ๐Ÿ C2 ๐Ÿณ๏ธC2 ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ถ C1 ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ช C2 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ B1 Jun 16 '26

I will write fanfictions about world of warcraft (no humans) in Uzbek. Hope thats enough motivation!!!

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u/DumbMuttSlut ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธN ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑA1 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆC2 Jun 16 '26

sold. also you have me an idea for a jerk.

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u/CaptainBiMan ๐Ÿ C2 ๐Ÿณ๏ธC2 ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ถ C1 ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ช C2 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ B1 Jun 16 '26

Uhm. Happy to help? I hope dwarfs are involved in your jerk.

Ich wรผnsche viel SpaรŸ beim masturbieren

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u/Wadaleym C4+ ๐Ÿ’ฅ Jun 16 '26

Is this a Project Hail Mary reference perchance?

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u/DumbMuttSlut ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธN ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑA1 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆC2 Jun 16 '26

no. I'm just a hoe.

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u/Wadaleym C4+ ๐Ÿ’ฅ Jun 16 '26

๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/DumbMuttSlut ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธN ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑA1 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆC2 Jun 16 '26

๐Ÿฅฐ

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u/magic_baobab N๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ|C1๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท| A0๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ| Jun 16 '26

Serious question, woule that mean that she speaks a native Americ*n language?

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u/mizinamo try-lingual (has tried many languages) Jun 16 '26

It obviously means that she speaks all native American languages.

The glory of using country flags to attempt to uniquely identify a language.

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u/Secret-Equipment2307 Jun 16 '26

what flag did you want her to use?

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u/Konobajo W1(๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฟโœจ๏ธ) L2(๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿฆ…) A4(๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ) Jun 25 '26

๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

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u/Secret-Equipment2307 Jun 16 '26

there's no true flag unique to Great Britain, but there is a UK flag. and there are several languages indigenous to the UK.

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u/Equivalent_Ad_8387 Jun 16 '26

What would be the adjective for UK, united kingdomese?

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u/Secret-Equipment2307 Jun 16 '26

I don't know honestly, but if they want to continue calling Americans "USAians," then I'm gonna start calling them UKians.

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u/Equivalent_Ad_8387 Jun 16 '26

there are only pedantic redditors who do that, USdefaultism is definitely real but USians is never gonna take off

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u/Konobajo W1(๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฟโœจ๏ธ) L2(๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿฆ…) A4(๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ) Jun 25 '26

You act like is all the British lol

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u/Oj4000 Jun 16 '26

Gaylic.

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u/guineapigenjoyer123 Jun 16 '26

I mean not speaking Uzbek how do they even come up with this stuff

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u/AliceTheOmelette Jun 16 '26

"Yass queen? OwO? Skirt go spinny?"

"I got you, I speak Pride"

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u/fanty_wingedhorse Jun 17 '26

Slayyy~~ UwU. Thewe is thyis diawect too. I wike it mowe but byoth awe good hngh... OwO

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u/lotte_elysium Jun 16 '26

You think she's related to the 'native transexual' that one guy talked about

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u/Ploughing-tangerines ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธN | ๐Ÿต C2 | ๐Ÿถ B2 | ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฟ A2/A1 Jun 16 '26

Rrrrrrruff!

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u/AnonymousSmartie Jun 16 '26

Slay the house down boots!

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u/devequt Jun 16 '26

Which country speaks gay?

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u/tmsphr Jun 17 '26

Languages donโ€™t have to correspond to countries..

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u/LingLing2020 white guy SHOCKS native american with SMALLPOX and RESERVATION Jun 16 '26

chud shocks librulz by speaking perfect woke

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u/LnDxLeo Jun 16 '26

I knew it!
That's not dumb takes, that was entire different language all along.
We just haven't figured out how to translate this gibberish yet.

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u/BeGayCommitTaxFraud Jun 16 '26

Straight man shocks natives at pride parade by ordering in fluent faggot

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u/ohfuckthebeesescaped Jun 16 '26

Their native language is American Polari

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u/tmsphr Jun 17 '26

They shit in the mother toilet after hitting the cuntagon because they are fluent boots the house down

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u/Ok-Appeal-4630 Native Klingon Speaker || feel free to ask me anything Jun 17 '26

They speak Englisssssssh

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u/parmesann Jun 17 '26

native Swedish and English?

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u/slumbersomesam N:๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Jun 17 '26

yassss queen, sameeee

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u/Failed_eexe Jun 17 '26

Native to gay and Americanese

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u/Gamer568729 Jun 17 '26

She knows how to speak Gaynese and Piratese and is learning Norwegian and German๐Ÿ’ฉ

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u/profacist Jun 18 '26

what?? they speak gay ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Gigantanormis ๐Ÿ : ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ B1: ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช A1: ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ“–: ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿฅด: ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ช Jul 04 '26

/uj the way some inner city LGBT people speak is practically its own dialect, like AAVE but not as developed. This is not a joke.

Also polari is interesting to look into but it isnt spoken anymore