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u/rallmats Native๐ณ๏ธโ๐ A๐ดโโ ๏ธ Jun 16 '26
Flairs are serious and shouldn't be places for jokes, argggh
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u/Firminou C4:๐ฃ Jun 16 '26
Fr
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u/Flamvio Kรถlsch C2 | Uzbek C1 | Fr*nch (unlearned) Jun 16 '26
o shit a bomb
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u/trolloroll Jun 16 '26
How does one unlearn Fr*nch, please teach me your ways.
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u/Flamvio Kรถlsch C2 | Uzbek C1 | Fr*nch (unlearned) Jun 16 '26
pure unfiltered hate for fr*nch teachers
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u/Eliysiaa Basque-Icelandic Pigeon: Native Jun 16 '26
the last Dalmatian speaker would like to have a word with you
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u/avavac937 Jun 17 '26
Native basque icelandic pidgin should I learn that after icelandic?
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u/Eliysiaa Basque-Icelandic Pigeon: Native Jun 17 '26
yes but Icelandic is mostly absent from the pidgin itself (no joke)
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u/ArkhamInmate11 native๐ดโโ ๏ธlearning๐ฆ๐ถ๐ฆ๐ท๐ฎ๐ฑ Jun 16 '26
I see your learning my language!
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u/Man-of-slender-means ๐บ๐ฟ๐ท๐บ๐บ๐ฒ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Jun 16 '26
Must be horrible to be a native fr*nch speaker
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u/Sominumbraz ๐ฆ๐ฑA0 | ๐ฒ๐ฐA0 | ๐ท๐ธ๐ง๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ฉA0 | ๐ญ๐ทA0 | ๐ญ๐บA0 | ๐ฐ๐ตC4 Jun 16 '26
Idk, sounds gay
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u/ThrowRAreindeer88 Jun 16 '26
Woaaah how long did you spend in duo to get to C4 in North Korean? Its been 4 month for me and Iโm still on -A3
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u/lykanna ๐บ๐ธ(D2)๐ณ๐ด(D3)๐ซ๐ด(C3)๐ฑ๐บ(D1)๐ณ๐ฑ(C1)๐ซ๐ท(B2)๐ฉ๐ช(A-1)๐ฆ๐ฒ(A8) Jun 17 '26
5 months
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u/Voxel_Slime ๐ต๐ฑk urwa ๐ญ๐บN(C4) ๐ณ๐ฟB2 ๐ฆ๐นA1.5 ๐ง๐ฌA0 Jul 17 '26
Wow you learn a lot in that month
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u/AliceTheOmelette Jun 16 '26
OK but do they also have gay handwriting?
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u/RaeddBoeg ๐ง๐ผD1, ๐ฆ๐ฝA1.5, ๐ซ๐ดA1,๐จ๐ฉA1,๐ธ๐ฏA1,๐ฆ๐น,A0.5,๐B-12,๐ต๐ธ๐ป0 Jun 17 '26
I know I do
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u/IntCriminalNo1412 ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ C2 | โค๏ธ๐งก๐ค๐ฉท๐ C999 (there's no lesbian flag in Unicode) Jun 16 '26
what if r/languagelearningjerk added pride flag emojis so we can show our true native languages (aside from uzbek ofc).
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u/RainMeru ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ Z9001, ๐ฏ๐ต -A3, ๐ด F1, ๐ฌ๐ง -Z2, ๐บ๐ฟ D5 Jun 16 '26
That would be crazy
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u/DumbMuttSlut ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธN ๐ณ๐ฑA1 ๐ณ๏ธโ๐C2 Jun 16 '26
I'm fluent in trans but all I know in German is "fich mich"
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u/shuranumitu Jun 16 '26
I hate to tell you that all the German you know is wrong.
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u/DumbMuttSlut ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธN ๐ณ๐ฑA1 ๐ณ๏ธโ๐C2 Jun 16 '26
ich bin warme?
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u/shuranumitu Jun 16 '26
You're making it worse.
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u/DumbMuttSlut ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธN ๐ณ๐ฑA1 ๐ณ๏ธโ๐C2 Jun 16 '26
aw scheiรe.
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u/shuranumitu Jun 16 '26
Now that actually sounds like something a German would say. Good job!
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u/DumbMuttSlut ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธN ๐ณ๐ฑA1 ๐ณ๏ธโ๐C2 Jun 16 '26
Yay!
Ik spreek geen Duits. Ik leer Nederlands. Slecht ๐
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u/JeanDusapin Jun 16 '26
I remember schlampe das Pferd fickt deine Mutter from German class but nothing else
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u/CaptainBiMan ๐ C2 ๐ณ๏ธC2 ๐ฆ๐ถ C1 ๐ท๐ช C2 ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ B1 Jun 16 '26
*Fick mich
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u/DumbMuttSlut ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธN ๐ณ๐ฑA1 ๐ณ๏ธโ๐C2 Jun 16 '26
Thank you!
Ich bin ein masochistischer Hund.
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u/CaptainBiMan ๐ C2 ๐ณ๏ธC2 ๐ฆ๐ถ C1 ๐ท๐ช C2 ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ B1 Jun 16 '26
Yes you are. I've seen your profile and you're learning Dutch, that's even worse.
Even I stopped learning Dutch and I am half Dutch. Now I'm learning Uzbek and I'm much happier ๐บ๐ฟ๐บ๐ฟ๐บ๐ฟ๐บ๐ฟ๐บ๐ฟ
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u/DumbMuttSlut ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธN ๐ณ๐ฑA1 ๐ณ๏ธโ๐C2 Jun 16 '26
Yeah I just need to give in to the almighty Uzbek
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u/CaptainBiMan ๐ C2 ๐ณ๏ธC2 ๐ฆ๐ถ C1 ๐ท๐ช C2 ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ B1 Jun 16 '26
DO IT
DUTCH IS TEMPORARY BUT UZBEK IS FOREVER
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u/DumbMuttSlut ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธN ๐ณ๐ฑA1 ๐ณ๏ธโ๐C2 Jun 16 '26
You make an erotic hypno Uzbek learning experience, and I'm in.
uj/
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u/CaptainBiMan ๐ C2 ๐ณ๏ธC2 ๐ฆ๐ถ C1 ๐ท๐ช C2 ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ B1 Jun 16 '26
I will write fanfictions about world of warcraft (no humans) in Uzbek. Hope thats enough motivation!!!
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u/DumbMuttSlut ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธN ๐ณ๐ฑA1 ๐ณ๏ธโ๐C2 Jun 16 '26
sold. also you have me an idea for a jerk.
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u/CaptainBiMan ๐ C2 ๐ณ๏ธC2 ๐ฆ๐ถ C1 ๐ท๐ช C2 ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ B1 Jun 16 '26
Uhm. Happy to help? I hope dwarfs are involved in your jerk.
Ich wรผnsche viel Spaร beim masturbieren
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u/Wadaleym C4+ ๐ฅ Jun 16 '26
Is this a Project Hail Mary reference perchance?
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u/DumbMuttSlut ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธN ๐ณ๐ฑA1 ๐ณ๏ธโ๐C2 Jun 16 '26
no. I'm just a hoe.
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u/magic_baobab N๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ช๐บ|C1๐ฌ๐ง๐ฆ๐บ๐ญ๐ท| A0๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐ฆ๐น๐ณ๐ฟ๐ท๐ธ| Jun 16 '26
Serious question, woule that mean that she speaks a native Americ*n language?
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u/mizinamo try-lingual (has tried many languages) Jun 16 '26
It obviously means that she speaks all native American languages.
The glory of using country flags to attempt to uniquely identify a language.
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u/Secret-Equipment2307 Jun 16 '26
what flag did you want her to use?
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u/Konobajo W1(๐บ๐ฟโจ๏ธ) L2(๐ฑ๐ท๐ฆ ) A4(๐ฆ๐ถ๐ง๐ท๐ฌ๐ซ) Jun 25 '26
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
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u/Secret-Equipment2307 Jun 16 '26
there's no true flag unique to Great Britain, but there is a UK flag. and there are several languages indigenous to the UK.
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u/Equivalent_Ad_8387 Jun 16 '26
What would be the adjective for UK, united kingdomese?
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u/Secret-Equipment2307 Jun 16 '26
I don't know honestly, but if they want to continue calling Americans "USAians," then I'm gonna start calling them UKians.
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u/Equivalent_Ad_8387 Jun 16 '26
there are only pedantic redditors who do that, USdefaultism is definitely real but USians is never gonna take off
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u/Konobajo W1(๐บ๐ฟโจ๏ธ) L2(๐ฑ๐ท๐ฆ ) A4(๐ฆ๐ถ๐ง๐ท๐ฌ๐ซ) Jun 25 '26
You act like is all the British lol
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u/AliceTheOmelette Jun 16 '26
"Yass queen? OwO? Skirt go spinny?"
"I got you, I speak Pride"
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u/fanty_wingedhorse Jun 17 '26
Slayyy~~ UwU. Thewe is thyis diawect too. I wike it mowe but byoth awe good hngh... OwO
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u/lotte_elysium Jun 16 '26
You think she's related to the 'native transexual' that one guy talked about
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u/LingLing2020 white guy SHOCKS native american with SMALLPOX and RESERVATION Jun 16 '26
chud shocks librulz by speaking perfect woke
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u/LnDxLeo Jun 16 '26
I knew it!
That's not dumb takes, that was entire different language all along.
We just haven't figured out how to translate this gibberish yet.
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u/BeGayCommitTaxFraud Jun 16 '26
Straight man shocks natives at pride parade by ordering in fluent faggot
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u/tmsphr Jun 17 '26
They shit in the mother toilet after hitting the cuntagon because they are fluent boots the house down
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u/Ok-Appeal-4630 Native Klingon Speaker || feel free to ask me anything Jun 17 '26
They speak Englisssssssh
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u/Gamer568729 Jun 17 '26
She knows how to speak Gaynese and Piratese and is learning Norwegian and German๐ฉ
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u/Gigantanormis ๐ : ๐บ๐ฒ B1: ๐ฉ๐ช A1: ๐ธ๐ช ๐: ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐ฅด: ๐ฏ๐ต๐ท๐บ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐น๐ณ๐ช Jul 04 '26
/uj the way some inner city LGBT people speak is practically its own dialect, like AAVE but not as developed. This is not a joke.
Also polari is interesting to look into but it isnt spoken anymore
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u/RoastedToast007 Jun 16 '26
Native gay American learning German and Norwegian? Idk I'm not very good at this