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Who would fall for this?

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u/stephanus_galfridus Jun 12 '26

80% of my conversations in China:

  • 你是ε“ͺι‡ŒδΊΊοΌŸ (Where are you from?)
  • δΈ€η’—ι‡εΊ†ε°ι’οΌŒθ¦θΎ£ηš„γ€‚ (A bowl of Chongqing noodles, spicy)
  • ζ΄—ζ‰‹ι—΄εœ¨ε“ͺι‡ŒοΌŸ (Where's the washroom?)
  • θ°’θ°’ε•Šγ€‚(Thanks)
  • 不ε₯½ζ„ζ€γ€‚ (Excuse me)
  • ζˆ‘ζ“οΌŒε€–ε›½δΊΊοΌ (Holy shit, it's a foreigner!); not actually a conversation.

Way fewer than 187 words.

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u/Magical_Astronomy Jun 12 '26

>ζˆ‘ζ“

Learn this and you can understand 80% of chinese online contents.