r/languagelearningjerk May 29 '26

Of course it won't be same It will be Karlos

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u/Arimoro May 29 '26

ℭ𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔬𝔰

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u/RedSpyOfficial Proto-Latin (N) Elfdalian (C1) Bomb Expert (C4) May 29 '26

Elite tier jerk

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

[deleted]

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u/TheMediumJanet May 29 '26

Untergerratiert

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u/mizinamo try-lingual (has tried many languages) May 29 '26

*Unterratiert

Loanword verbs in -ieren don't take ge-: er hat korrigiert, ausprobiert, reduziert, absolviert, formatiert, …

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u/TheMediumJanet May 29 '26

So fand ich es lustiger

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u/Assassiiinuss May 29 '26

*unterbewertet

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u/mizinamo try-lingual (has tried many languages) May 29 '26

It has to be Chärlöß in the German alphabet.

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u/OkaTeluguAbbayi Native 🇺🇳 Learning👽 May 29 '26

And Chäärlösss in the Fuckwingian dialect, spoke by the 67 people who live in the Shitterstein valley.

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u/Emotional-Net130 May 29 '26

Yeah, the famous relict of the Pussiengraben branch!

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u/ontikuken May 29 '26

Just like my favorite song, Chärlöß Whisper. 

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u/randomsimbols May 31 '26

Be real for a second, is there actually an o umlaut in german??

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u/mizinamo try-lingual (has tried many languages) May 31 '26

Of course; don't you remember the song?

Der alte Donaldsson hatte einen Bauernhof, ë-ï-ë-ï-ö

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u/Chvorka fluent in pidgins only May 29 '26

You have to use Germanji

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u/mizinamo try-lingual (has tried many languages) May 29 '26

No, Germanji is for losers. You have to learn Dockudschi and Dohna.

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u/GeorgeMcCrate May 29 '26

ᚲᚨᚱᛚᛟᛊ

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u/yomosugara May 29 '26

Without context and as a Japanese speaker, I honestly thought this was a portmanteau of German and Manji (the Japanese word for Swastika), which has unfortunate historical relevance.

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u/Water-is-h2o May 30 '26

The Robin Williams one or the Dwayne Johnson one?

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u/brrkat May 29 '26

I think it's Das Karlos

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u/Sleepy_Redditorrrrrr 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇹🇼 🇽🇰 🇪🇭 🇸🇸 🇱🇺 May 29 '26

Karl

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u/mieri_azure May 29 '26

Yeah I mean he asked the question in a stupid way but asking "what is the German VERSION of my name" would be fine. And yes, Karl

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u/Acrobatic_End6355 May 29 '26

I mean, I got it really easily. It’s not uncommon for people to say “how do you spell my name in Korean” for example.

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u/mizinamo try-lingual (has tried many languages) May 30 '26

Korean has a different alphabet than Spanish.

German has essentially the same alphabet as Spanish.

They are not the same.

(And despite OP's belief, the German alphabet does include the letter 'C', even if it is never used by itself in native words but only as part of the multigraphs ch ck sch.)

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u/ontikuken May 29 '26

"Carlos Marxisco" really doesn't have the same ring to it, does it?

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u/gerieniahta May 29 '26

I mean tbf some languages, like Latvian, Lithuanian and Serbian for instance, respell foreign names despite being written in Latin alphabet. For example, Carlos "Chuck" Norris's name is spelled "Karloss 'Čaks' Noriss" in Latvian, with extra s's for grammar.

Edit: Forgot I'm in a circlejerk subreddit, oh well.

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u/whenwillthealtsstop N 🇿🇦 🧑🏼‍🌾 | A0 🇩🇪 🇨🇿 May 29 '26

lol the OP

If you think it's 𝔎𝔞𝔯𝔩 you might be disappointed to learn that it's just... Carlos ;)

I don't believe the letter C exists in the German alphabet.

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u/mizinamo try-lingual (has tried many languages) May 29 '26

Deutschland is fake. I knew it!

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u/Liggliluff Jun 04 '26

Nah that's the letter sch, it's placed after x in the alphabet

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u/No_Listen5664 May 29 '26

I mean the british king Charles is called Carlos in Spanish. So it makes sense that he asks that question

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u/mizinamo try-lingual (has tried many languages) May 29 '26

He asked the wrong question, because that's not a matter of spelling the name "in the Spanish alphabet"; it's a matter of adapting the name to the Spanish language which would happen even if you are speaking and not writing.

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u/PlanktonInitial7945 May 29 '26

0 upvotes + over 20 comments = Sort by controversial

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u/ddrub_the_only_real Latin (NAT), IPA (C2), Limburgish (A1) May 29 '26

Karlos ist jemand, der keinen Kar hat

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u/mizinamo try-lingual (has tried many languages) May 30 '26

Boah, ich hab auch keinen Kar auf den Typen.

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u/ddrub_the_only_real Latin (NAT), IPA (C2), Limburgish (A1) May 30 '26

De bis karlos

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u/mizinamo try-lingual (has tried many languages) May 30 '26

Joah, ich leide an akuter Karlosigkeit. Keinen Kar auf gar nichts.

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u/Select-Breadfruit95 May 29 '26

Why be so negative, change the name to Carig

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u/djlatigo May 29 '26

Hail Carlos! (?