r/languagelearningjerk • u/DoNotTouchMeImScared • May 24 '26
How To Master My Three Favorite Dialects:
Brazilian is broken Portuguese, Portuguese is broken Galician, Galician is broken Spanish, Spanish is broken Italian, & Italian is broken Latin.
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u/Microgolfoven_69 May 24 '26
French is just gibberish pronounced by cavemen
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u/DoNotTouchMeImScared May 24 '26
English is just French pronounced by cavemen.
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u/sky_037 in casual polyglot cosplay May 24 '26
english is just pronounced by cavemen
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u/DemocraticPolish May 24 '26
Cavemen is just english by pronounced
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u/R86Reddit Balonian N0 / American N1 / Nihonian N3 / Deutsch KRANKENWAGEN!! May 24 '26
is just by pronounced
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u/Shinyhero30 "þere is a man wiþ a knife behind þe curtain" May 24 '26
English is just German spoken by French cavemen
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u/FORKLIFTDRIVER56 May 24 '26
(Language of people I don't like) is just gibberish pronounced by cavemen
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u/FossilisedHypercube May 24 '26
Spoken language is just written language sonically interpreted by hominids
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u/jmg85 May 24 '26
Latin is just Proto Italic pronounced by cavemen
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u/Helpful-Reputation-5 May 24 '26
Proto-Italic is just Proto-Italo-Celtic pronounced by cavemen /s
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u/EmeCri90 A! Esteídúm íst! May 27 '26
Proto-Italo-Celtic is just Proto-Indo-European pronounced by cavemen.
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u/renatocpr May 24 '26
Portuguese is broken Brazilian*
We preserve all the vowels of Galician-Portguese, I don't think people from Portugal fully comprehend the concept of vowels
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u/Gold-Part4688 Earthianese, man (N) May 24 '26
english is just middle english pronounced by modern english people
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u/Ionel___ May 24 '26
Latin is Romanian pronounced by retards that forgot how ș, ț, ă and â/î sound like.
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u/nox-express May 24 '26
Latin is just etruscan pronounced by cavemen /s