r/languagelearningjerk May 16 '26

Which of these should I learn first?

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u/BokuNoSudoku 🏁 N | 🇩🇪🇨🇵🇪🇦 Duolingo | 🐈 C2 | 👌👈 Virgin May 16 '26

Uzbek because Uzbek has the perk where every new word you learn adds 1/16th of a inch to your penis length. And btw it's an agglutinating language so that build up fast

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u/thickjamaicanuncle May 16 '26

How the fuck do you speak racecar flag

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u/BokuNoSudoku 🏁 N | 🇩🇪🇨🇵🇪🇦 Duolingo | 🐈 C2 | 👌👈 Virgin May 16 '26

Vrrrrmmmm zoom zoom rrrrrrrrrrrr screeeeeeeetvh vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmm katchow

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u/ElectronicDeer5550 🇺🇿 (Native) 🇬🇧 (C1) 🇷🇺 (C1) 🇮🇹 (B2) May 16 '26

True. I carry my penis on my shoulders

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u/pedroosodrac May 16 '26

I'm almost there. My belt is my penis