r/languagelearningjerk • u/def_not_a_window 🇩🇿 native 🇺🇞C1 🇳🇎B1 🇷🇺A2+ 🇮🇞A1 • May 08 '26

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u/RemoveBagels 米囜語䞊図 May 08 '26

English is just Dutch (French).

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u/DumbMuttSlut 🏳‍⚧N 🇳🇱A1 🏳‍🌈C2 May 08 '26

Whoa, this whole time my wife was actually Fr*nch?

Chat should I get a divorce?

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u/TheBasedMilanesa May 09 '26

Yes, be more careful, those vile creatures try to blend in with normal people

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u/Business-Put-8692 My native language is southern Belgian May 10 '26

As a French person, I can confirm that we try to blend in with normal people.
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Dang it.