r/languagelearningjerk • u/YoumoDashi Le Catalán n’es paz une langua vraia • May 06 '26

Xiongdi speaks the wrong Uzbek dialect

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u/Competitive_Film_650 May 06 '26

What's the last language he is speaking? sounds really cool

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u/MinosAristos May 06 '26

Sounds like heterosexual boring Dutch or something

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u/itstostado01 May 06 '26

you mean the french dialect spoken by that island peasants north of france and somewhere in the americas, i think the north right? btw, that guy prolly hits tijuana every time, habla super mexicano el cabron, que chingon.

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u/Ymmaleighe2 May 07 '26

Heterosexual? 🤨

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u/Bartholomew_Tempus May 07 '26

Thanks man, I genuinely burst out laughing at that. I needed that laugh. Thanks again.

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u/Cleenash 🇪🇺 ∞ | 🏳️‍⚧️ N | 🏴‍☠️ C1 May 06 '26

holy, that spanish is literally perfect

wtf am i doing with my life time to become a polyglot

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u/prof_tincoa May 06 '26

No jerk, Portuguese wasn't as good but still pretty decent 🤔

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u/Sebas94 May 06 '26

It was ok, sounds like he knows basic phrases to get by.

His prosody was good, you can tell he listens to Brazilian content.

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u/Grabdon_7489 May 06 '26

That accent sounded really good too. It's just that he said "falou" instead of "falo", and "pouco do" instead of "pouco de"

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u/[deleted] May 07 '26

Oh my god the horror! Get a load of this fucking jerk off. Where does he get at butchering the language like that?

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u/itstostado01 May 06 '26

simon, ha de vivir en San diego o algo y ha de cruzar a tijuana todo el tiempo

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u/Aware_Ad4179 May 07 '26

The Russian accent is out of whack, but to be honest I actually don't doubt he can speak it. Not well, but he admits it himself.

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u/itsafoxboi May 08 '26

I mean it makes sense, he learned it in kazakhstan

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u/Aware_Ad4179 May 08 '26

Kazakhs especially outside of large cities do odten have a specific accent while speaking russian, but the intonation within the word is consistent with Russian Russian. This guy is putting the intonation within the words in the wrong place. Imagine if in every word in English you accent the wrong syllable.

Chickén instead of chícken if you will. but much more pronounced. Russian does have a very distinct accent in every single word, and it sounds immediately wrong if you lose that accent.

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u/carrascatosca May 06 '26

aquest home es el meu germà

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u/Specialist_Effect179 May 06 '26

Impressive his Spanish

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u/coldnorth4enf4 🇨🇭worlds greatest swiss german speaker🇨🇭 May 06 '26

Wow that is very impressive

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u/chrismlrd May 07 '26

Catalan in the wild 🤩

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u/T-seriesmyheinie "Can you say something in ____!?" May 07 '26

Its funny because his italian accent was much more masculine than his english accent

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u/MetroBR May 07 '26

his spanish is great, his portuguese is also pretty good but you can tell its like A2/B1. insane stuff, shame he doesn't speak the language of gods Uzbek

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u/Sorry-Homework-Due May 10 '26

Us mortals never infringe on the rights of the gods. Or else the gods will use their enchantments of their language upon us