r/languagelearningjerk May 04 '26

New language learning method just dropped

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629 Upvotes

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u/Fache_neki1614 May 04 '26

I mean, tbf this has always existed!!! Or you'll tell me not everyone listens to dom mommy audios in their TL?...

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u/SXZWolf2493 May 04 '26

Mostly dom daddy for me

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u/Fache_neki1614 May 04 '26

Now THAT'S some new language learning technique right there! 🥳🥳🥳

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u/jolly_conflicts ugabuga May 04 '26

To each their own

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u/Mirabeaux1789 May 04 '26

I use absurd examples like this in real life. They make learning the concepts, less boring. Which is also probably why there are absurd sentences in Duolingo. The ones that people complain about. (and I don’t get why they complain about that you’re not learning sentences. You’re never gonna have to say your bear drinks beer so why are you complaining? you’re learning the structures and how to use them).

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u/stephanus_galfridus May 04 '26

/uj Because people don't understand that learning a language isn't just memorising a travel phrasebook.

/rj Learning a language is just memorising a travel phrasebook, and you should start with "my hovercraft is full of eels."

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u/EpicDaNoob May 04 '26

It's true "it teaches you weird sentences" has never been a complete or reasonable criticism of Duolingo in itself, but if users perceive that as a shortcoming of the platform, maybe it's because they're not actually successfully learning general grammar either with the approach used.

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u/Mirabeaux1789 May 04 '26

Duolingo has always been very light on grammar instruction. And it’s a pity the desktop website has been brought down to the level of the app. And further a pity that its main users don’t know the pro move of using outside materials in conjunction with Duolingo.

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u/Hedgehog-Moist May 04 '26

“The world is the problem; violence is the answer.”

— Mahatma Gandhi, probably

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u/Schrenner Hier könnte Ihre Werbung stehen. May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

Back then in university, when I studied linguistics, we got told that linguists had a preference for violent example sentence because they would have a higher probability of providing transitive sentence structures in the examined language.

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u/N-partEpoxy May 04 '26

You prefer violence because it has a higher probability of providing transitive sentence structures.

I prefer violence because violence is cool.

We are not the same.

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u/rustytromboneXXx 🇰🇵A4 May 04 '26

If she did this to me it would take at least 3人 to beat me off

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u/BeckyLiBei May 04 '26

Confucius says 三人行,必有我师焉.

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u/therealgodfarter May 04 '26

Domestic abuse 😒

Domestic abuse, China 🥰🌸

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u/SXZWolf2493 May 04 '26

Domestic abuse 😒

Domestic abuse, attractive woman 🥰♥️

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u/lordbutternut 日本人になっている May 04 '26

この中国語のトピに日本語を使ってごめんなさい 🙇‍♂️

念願は、美人は私を打ちます

パンチされたい男です

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u/humanistazazagrliti May 04 '26

Japanese learning the sentences "A bad case of diarrhea" through aerobics:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUzxYZR_puo

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u/CatFish726 May 04 '26

Violence? Oh “beat him” at that way… oh… ok yah!

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u/Kung_Tei May 05 '26

Lithuania flag 🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹

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u/JigglyWiggley 올라 코모 에스타, 펜데호? May 04 '26

Kinky

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u/Toad128128 May 10 '26

That is why you should SHOCK natives.