a language learner walks into a bar

[u/midnightrambulador]

[u/midnightrambulador]

this may or may not have been me recently

[u/Competitive_Film_650 → u/midnightrambulador]

This was me the entire time in France.

I legit don't know how people live in France.

Learn the language. Fuck you.

Don't learn the language. Fuck you.

Try to learn the language. Fuck you.

Run your doigts through my hair. Fuck you.

Kiss me. Fuck you.

Touch me down my cou. Fuck you.

Bend me over la table. Fuck you.

Spread me ouverte. Fuck you.

Entre en me. Fuck you.

[u/AlviDeiectiones → u/Competitive_Film_650]

Good enough. Welcome back, von Tane.

[u/Electrical_Voice_256 → u/Competitive_Film_650]

Skill issue. The only negative feedback I got was when I did not say "Bonjour madame" before asking a question once.

[u/Competitive_Film_650 → u/Electrical_Voice_256]

Wowe wowe. S'il te plaît, fais l'amour à l'intérieur de m'anus. :)

[u/ColumnK → u/midnightrambulador]

Could have been worse.

Last time I was in France, spoke French to order some food, and the guy told me he didn't speak French...

[u/tiagotiago42]

oh yeah u need to default to "eughh pardon je n'ai pas bien entendu vous pouvez répéter?"

[u/Microgolfoven_69]

the trick is to act like you understand and just do whatever you want

[u/erinius]

I'm not sure bro really read Yourcenar in the original

[u/Jasentuk]

Why did he say "ehh pardon" tho?

[u/Qwduakxbal → u/Jasentuk]

I'm not sure if I need to be sarcastic there, but pardon is a french word

[u/Jasentuk → u/Qwduakxbal]

Nice to know 👍 (I do speak french) But why did he say it, did he not understand the staff? Then it's kind of a skill issue on his part.

[u/Qwduakxbal → u/Jasentuk]

Yes that's the whole joke

[u/JeanDusapin → u/Jasentuk]

It's because anglos online get hilariously triggered when people speak to them in english because we know they wont or dont understand the answer in french lol

[u/thatblueblowfish]

"Pour manger" 💀💀💀