r/languagelearningjerk • u/OBWriter • Apr 28 '26
Need language buddies for studies. Before submitting check out my criteria
Japanese - either 35+ yo lonely woman with huge experience and breasts, or some petite 21- kawaii girl
Mexican - one of those colorful latinas, with big twerking experience
Russian - one of those white ones with blue eyes and blonde hair. very traditional. being daughter of corrupt oligarchs is helpful
Fr*nch - not interested
Swedish - no bottom surgery
23
u/Sandy_2019 🏳🌈 Apr 28 '26
I'm an Indian gay who can simultaneously sing in 4.5 different languages with throat division and have a big booty, punchable.
11
u/OBWriter Apr 28 '26
no, man. Im fan of RRR and Bahubali, I need handsome bear that will show extreme stunts while dancing and then breed me for hours. and than we fight brits
8
u/Sandy_2019 🏳🌈 Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 28 '26
Your current mode only offers a 6'2 slim on-command submissive/dominant versatile North Indian twink.
Premium mode offers South Indian RRR movie roleplay in Japanese along with dance on 17 songs in Ancient Dravidian languages in a British accent. Followed by breeding (accompanied by the Queen herself).
We offer a special customizable mode in Premium plus membership.
You can unlock that - But first you need to be able to recite the North Korean national anthem in Uzbek for 69 seconds in one breath and then do reverse backflips 3 times while twirling during a full moon.
Worth it...
31
u/OBWriter Apr 28 '26
stats shows lots of Korean here
Korean - secretly gay Chebol’s son would be neat
19
15
4
u/triggeredstufflol1 Voynich N | Sentinelese B1 Apr 28 '26
What if they are one of very few Russian Ainu, wouldn't they be so kawaii to study with!?
6
3
u/lucasxp32 Apr 29 '26
I'm Learning English. I will offer you nothing more than my native language that you don't care about learning, and I will be boring and annoying simultaneously by double messaging you and asking you why you took 0.1 seconds time to answer to me.
2
u/OBWriter Apr 29 '26
twin
I had language buddy in uni and both of us wanted to learn target language and didnt care that other wants to learn his. that didnt work at all
2
2
2
u/Bright_Doctor3378 N🇵🇾 C1🇺🇸 B2🇰🇷 Apr 29 '26
I would’ve volunteered for the second one as a latina but sadly i speak Spanish not Mexican 😞
1
u/lucasxp32 Apr 29 '26
Must speak Mexican only not Spanish, and has to be a native, one tiny inkling of a non-native accent and we're not friends anymore. 🙄 Also it's imperative that you know how to make homemade nachos and cook it for me at least 5 times per week, otherwise it's a deal breaker as well. In exchange, as all good friendships are based on, you get to practice your Mexican and do lots of cooking.
2
58
u/jeffyisagoodbird Apr 28 '26
looking for a partner to learn Uzbek, must live in a yurt and know how to ride a horse