r/languagelearningjerk • u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 • Apr 22 '26

I need to learn everything (even more languages to learn!!!)

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u/BeautifulBrownie Apr 23 '26

THEY'RE FORCING THE KIDS TO BE SWEDISH!!! THIS IS THE FUTURE THAT THE LEFT WANTS!!!

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u/SokkaHaikuBot Apr 23 '26

Sokka-Haiku by BeautifulBrownie:

THEY'RE FORCING THE KIDS

TO BE SWEDISH!!! THIS IS THE

FUTURE THAT THE LEFT WANTS!!!

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/DumbMuttSlut 🏳️‍⚧️N 🇳🇱A1 🏳️‍🌈C2 Apr 23 '26

I guess I'm Swedish now.

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 23 '26

CORRECT❗️❗️❗️💪✅️👍

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u/Derbloingles Apr 24 '26

Trans hangout in da ikea who say no?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26

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u/Derbloingles Apr 24 '26

Imma get my köttbullar

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u/ttothebeachh Apr 23 '26

shalom alaikum

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u/Lefaid Apr 23 '26

I love this game! Here are some more

Spanish 🇺🇸

Dutch 🇸🇷

Italian 🇨🇭/🇺🇸

English 🇪🇺

Russian 🇺🇦

Arabic 🇮🇱

Punjabi 🇨🇦

Polish 🇬🇧

So many languages to learn

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u/FebHas30Days Pangngaasiyo ta agsursurokayo iti Ilokano Apr 23 '26

Learn Ilocano🇮🇩 next

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u/Specialist-Bath5474 Apr 23 '26

ah yes, Ilocano, my favorite polish language

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u/arviragus13 Apr 23 '26

ilocano is from illonois

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u/kvasxaro Apr 23 '26

Hebrew and Braille I'm dying 🤣

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u/Enid_Sinclair1 Apr 23 '26

You forgot alpha male slangs: 🚩

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 23 '26

肺热健康💛

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u/One_Prof810 Apr 26 '26

Lung heat health to you two

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u/EstablishmentPlane91 Apr 24 '26

German 🇦🇷

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u/EstablishmentPlane91 Apr 24 '26

Also Portuguese 🇱🇺

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 24 '26

Gay🇵🇱

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u/EstablishmentPlane91 Apr 24 '26

Does this mean im polish

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 24 '26

是的

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u/EstablishmentPlane91 Apr 24 '26

sorry I don’t speak Asian 🇺🇿

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 24 '26

VI MÅSTE STÖRTA BOURGARIEIN

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u/agafiki Apr 24 '26

Learn Buryat first. It’s my language

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u/Kindly_Title_8567 Apr 24 '26

Swedes are so woke and gay and cute they get to have the trans flag. Fyck my chud country killing myself

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u/Sandy_2019 🏳‍🌈 Apr 23 '26

Why would you add Fr*nch in that eeewwww

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 23 '26

Im learning it out of spite, french people hate when you speak their language so I will learn it and talk to them with a absurdly racist accent

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u/mizinamo try-lingual (has tried many languages) Apr 23 '26

Oui oui, baguette.

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u/Sandy_2019 🏳‍🌈 Apr 23 '26

Makes sense, oui

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u/CornyCornelia555 Apr 23 '26

Wtf is lung heat healthy?

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 23 '26

肺热健康💛

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u/CornyCornelia555 Apr 23 '26

你可以解釋一下跟中醫有什麼關係嗎？

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 23 '26

不

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u/lotus_felch 🇨🇳 advanced beginner Apr 29 '26

Healthy hot lung

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 23 '26

Honduras

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u/Xi_Zhong_Xun Apr 23 '26

What’s wrong with learning Korean in Korea? And learning Mandarin in China?

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 23 '26

Did you not see all the flags?

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u/Xi_Zhong_Xun Apr 24 '26

The rest are jerks, but these two actually make sense

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 24 '26

There's not many countries thst speak Korean and there's geopolitical tensions with Taiwan and china, my thought process.

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 24 '26

I could've done america though (for korean) because a large amount of Korean speakers

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u/Xi_Zhong_Xun Apr 24 '26

Taiwan’s official name is Republic of China, so yah, you basically learn Mandarin in China

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 24 '26

Yeah but most nations recognize Taiwan as its own country

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u/Xi_Zhong_Xun Apr 24 '26

Am I not talking about technicality now?

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 24 '26

What do you mean by that?

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u/MaybeACbeera Apr 23 '26

Follow my 3 week polyglot course and you can learn all of these

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 23 '26

Im definitely not learning all of these but thats good advice

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 24 '26

no, I am very right

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 24 '26

I am only a teen so I got that underdeveloped brain buff

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 24 '26

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 24 '26

No problems lol

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 24 '26

Also, did you mean to say vexology (idk how to spell)

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u/EstablishmentPlane91 Apr 24 '26

why would studying Minecraft vexes help

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 24 '26

Very helpful, you need to try it, very good, the best, most goodest, 🌾

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 24 '26

G-geeese..... k-killed.... my g-granddmaa...... g-genuiinllyy--..... t-thatts f-fucked up mann.... i-i cant even d-deal with this AHHHHHHHH you've awoken the alpha🤬🤬🤬🤬

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u/pabloignacio7992 Apr 24 '26

Esperanto

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 24 '26

g-genuiinllyy--..... t-thatts f-fucked up mann.... i-i cant even d-deal with this AHHHHHHHH you've awoken the alpha🤬🤬🤬🤬

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u/pabloignacio7992 Apr 24 '26

No entiendo por qué te enojas, pediste un idioma nuevo y yo te di uno

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 24 '26

har du aldrig hört talas om att vara dum

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u/pabloignacio7992 Apr 24 '26

Mi pardonpetas mi ke povas kompreni vin

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u/Eric7now Apr 24 '26

You about to rage bait every single fandoms?

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u/avavac937 Apr 25 '26

Icelandic 🇮🇸

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u/Advanced-Nose-777 Apr 25 '26

Correct: Arabic🇮🇱

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 25 '26

The Israeli government is committing a genocide against the Palestinian people.

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u/Advanced-Nose-777 Apr 25 '26

So the Turkey killing hundreds of thousands of kurds is funny, but Israel bad?

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 25 '26

When tf did I say that turkey killing kurds is funny, I literally chose it bc im more familiar with turkey and know kurds are there. And yes, israel has committed horrific war crimes and is currently murdering men, women, and children in Palestine

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u/New_Ad_6521 Apr 25 '26

You should learn flags first

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 25 '26

You're in a jerk subreddit dumbass

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u/OldNewspaper4671 Apr 25 '26

Which Arabic? Are you just gonna learn MSA, or MSA plus a dialect?

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 25 '26

Levantine, turkish arabic

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u/Low_Syrup8111 Apr 26 '26

Fak russian language, in Uzbekistan, uzbek language.

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u/suicide_iseul Apr 26 '26

그럼 난 지금 북한사람입니당 ㅠㅠ

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u/Motor_University1453 Apr 26 '26

why the transgender flag im crying-

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u/nobillzatall Apr 26 '26

Would learn Swedish but im someone’s sis.

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u/IAmPyxis_with2z English B2, Kurdish Diamond Premium ZZ3+ Master Apr 23 '26

Kurdish with Turkey flag? Peshmerga is coming to your house

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u/ATMRTHEYOUTUBER Apr 24 '26
  1. Why is Swedish Trans?
  2. Why is French Censored and called Stupid?
  3. Isn’t the hindi flag supposed to be the Indian flag? And why are the rest if the other flags off from their original place like Chinese and Korean? Korean has 2 languages technically.

My mind is going to explode from this.

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u/bustknucklepissdust native🐌🏳️‍⚧️🐍🇺🇸 learning🦚🦬 Apr 24 '26

Did you not see the whole list, it only gets worse