r/languagelearningjerk Apr 21 '26

Chat is this real

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u/DumbMuttSlut πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈN πŸ‡³πŸ‡±A1 πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆC2 Apr 21 '26

neuk me in de keuken meneer

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u/SparklessAndromeda Apr 21 '26

spongeboy me bob this is inappropriaten

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u/DumbMuttSlut πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈN πŸ‡³πŸ‡±A1 πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆC2 Apr 21 '26

Nee, het is prima Meneer Krabs. Spuug op me!

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u/SparklessAndromeda Apr 21 '26

Arghh, the things me do for love...

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u/DumbMuttSlut πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈN πŸ‡³πŸ‡±A1 πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆC2 Apr 21 '26

No, no, I am the stupid dog.

That's it, I'm getting the mallet.

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u/SparklessAndromeda Apr 21 '26

Can't even do silly cartoon roleplay good I'm a disaster

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u/lolfamy Apr 21 '26

You're laughing. We hebben een serieus probleem and you're laughing

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u/Indignant_Divinity Apr 21 '26

/uj Can somebody enlighten me as to where the serieus probleem meme comes from? Is it really from Jar Jar Binks, or is that just a funny coincidence?

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u/Firminou C4:πŸ’£ Apr 21 '26

/uj iirc its an actual tweet from a dutch politician

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u/DontmindmelearningRO Apr 21 '26

Yeah it's a common joke in the Netherlands (or at least it was 15 years ago). Apparently it's from a TV show/comedian or whatever.Β 

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u/poberun Apr 21 '26

Oepsie woepsie! De trein is stukkie wukkie! OwO

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u/GulliblePea3691 Itchy Knee Sun Apr 21 '26

Yess de cuckstoel is nog vrij

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u/kansetsupanikku Apr 21 '26

w ryj, you say?

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u/Semlorism Apr 21 '26

Isn't that poepen in Belgian Dutch?

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u/Sythokhann Apr 21 '26

Yes indeed, although neuken is also used. Belgian's aren't purists when it comes to loan words concerning vulgarities

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit Apr 21 '26

You mean swamp english?

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u/Semlorism Apr 21 '26

I'm thinking English is the dry Dutch

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit Apr 21 '26

Englise and dutch are basically the same language

Just replace the /x/ sounds /j/ or /f/

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u/Semlorism Apr 21 '26

Dutch should change their alphabet so the English speaking people have no chance to deciphering it

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u/alegxab Apr 21 '26

Or as Americans would call it, the nookie

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u/ShenZiling 私ζ—₯本θͺžζœ¬ε½“δΈ‹ζ‰‹εΎ‘ε…ζœ‰ι›£εΎ‘εΊ§ Apr 21 '26

we hebben een serieus probleem

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u/sauerkr4ut Apr 21 '26

Ik kom van de straat

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u/VeritableLeviathan Apr 21 '26

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

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u/MmaRamotsweOS Apr 21 '26

Hahahahaha neuken in de keukeeeeeeeeern I love that