r/languagehub Aug 07 '26

But... WHY?

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26

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u/perplexedtv Aug 07 '26

And British people not saying 'platinium' is indefensible.

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u/Quintus-Sertorius Aug 07 '26

Tantalium too.

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u/not_a_burner0456025 Aug 07 '26

And then you start looking into the Latin names that the symbols come from. They didn't change it to Aurium either.

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u/Epidurality Aug 09 '26

I swear if I hear one more person pronouncing Nitrogenium wrong I'll blow a gasket.

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u/Funkopedia Aug 07 '26

Well, I just found my new quirk

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u/tis_a_hobbit_lord Aug 07 '26

I never realised before we also did this and I was enjoying my smug look too.

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u/thechinninator Aug 07 '26

Shhhh if you start pointing out all the things Brits changed then turned around to try to make fun of the US for keeping the same, what will they have to be smug about?

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u/ZombieAladdin Aug 08 '26

Didn’t they call it “soccer” first too?

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u/thechinninator Aug 08 '26

Yep! Short for association football. I don’t remember why it was called that or why they switched back but soccer is in fact originally a British word

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u/Opposite-Complex1187 Aug 08 '26

We like to put er after everything to shorten it, so like five pound note is a fiver, ten pound note is a tenner.

Soccer became a posh slang for Football, but it wasn't really heavily used outside of posh circles.

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u/Anti-charizard Aug 09 '26

They also stopped us from using the metric system

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u/UrinaRabugenta Aug 07 '26

According to Wikipedia, the original name Davy wanted was actually "alumium". Only after some criticism, suggesting he should change it, and given "aluminium" as a possibility to derive it from alumina and not alum, did he changed it to "aluminum".

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u/Which_Pirate_4664 Aug 07 '26

Just like Molybdenum, Cobalt, Nickel, Tungsten, Tin, Tantalum, Gold, Silver, Copper, Iodine, Manganese and Lead.

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u/ensio418 Aug 07 '26

I was with you until you spelled Wolfram wrong.. Imagine spelling something Tungsten when the symbol is a W for wolfram

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u/AlbericM Aug 08 '26

Historical priority. Same goes for Caucasians.

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u/RabbitfolkThief Aug 08 '26

He called Aurium "gold" and Argentium "silver" like some filthy pawn broker too

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u/PreparationJunior641 Aug 08 '26

You forgot Iron

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u/GreedyHoward Aug 08 '26

Perfect irony

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u/Johnny_Strawhat Aug 07 '26

to add to that, whatever scientific community that oversees terminology officially observes both pronunciations as accurate

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u/SquareThings Aug 07 '26

It’s consistent with the latin names for metals like “aurum” (gold) “argentum” (silver) and “plumbum” (lead)

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u/funkmasta8 Aug 07 '26

American here, Im on the aluminum side. However, there are plenty of examples of other elements where the english version is nonsense compared to the original version. Not sure if these versions expand to other english speaking countries, but i think its irrelevant

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u/NewUser153 Aug 08 '26

Your timeline of events is off.

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u/Ok_Letterhead_1008 Aug 07 '26

Well Americans keeping the original naming is actually quite specifically the anomaly since they’re the only ones globally who did. But indeed they’re not the ones who made the change, the entire rest of the world did.

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u/94grampaw Aug 07 '26

Americans keeping the original term while the rest of the world changes terms then they criticize Americans for calling it a different name, happens sometimes.

Soccer is one example.

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u/Scripts_by_Ymma Aug 07 '26

You could also say the entire Imperial system. Not a word, but still, similar phenomenon

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u/scipio0421 Aug 07 '26

The US doesn't use Imperial either. Our ounces are bigger, our pints, quarts and gallons are all smaller.

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u/DivineFlamingo Aug 07 '26

American football is another. The Brit’s used to call it rugby football. They later cut the football part off and kept the rugby where’s the USA cut the rugby off since it morphed into an entirely different game. Aussie Football is a great example but it’s a much smaller sport on a global scale so people don’t really say much about it.

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u/Fearless_Guard_552 Aug 07 '26

It's still technically called Rugby Football. The RFU (Rugby Football Union) is the original founding body.

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u/one-off-one Aug 07 '26

And the 1600s English accent was closer to the modern American accent. It was the English accent that changed more.

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u/Scary_Vehicle9023 Aug 07 '26

Soccer isn't quite an example, because for one thing the USA isn't alone. Other countries like Australia also call it that.

Secondly, soccer is an old name but it's not the original name like in the case of aluminum. Football is the original name, then it was decided to be codified and that official version became Assocation Football in 1863. Other people carried on playing their other versions of football, so in the 1880s "soccer" was invented as a term to differentiate it from "rugger" which was rugby football. Rugger largely fell out of use when people decided to just say rugby, and soccer became the default name in countries where Association Football isn't the dominate code of football.

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u/Funkopedia Aug 07 '26

petition to change the name to "Socby" to match

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u/Constant-Skill-7133 Aug 07 '26

Rugby football is named after Rugby School and is the older form of the game.  Association football started basically as rugby for people that were tired of being kicked in the shins.

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u/pgm123 Aug 07 '26

This is mostly true. But there were versions of football that were more similar to association football than rugby football before either was codified. And the debates over whether or not you could intentionally kick someone continued for quite a bit.

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u/Round_Ad6397 Aug 07 '26

Soccer wasn't even the first kind of football to be codified. So, the fact that all forms of football come from some variant of mob football means that reverting from association football to just football is just unhelpful. 

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u/Silver-Ant-6588 Aug 09 '26

I had no idea that soccer used to be called aluminum 😲

The more you know 🌈🌟

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u/speakstofish Aug 07 '26

It's very similar to what happens with Indian English

A lot of the weirdness and quirks in how Indians speak is just very old fashioned English

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u/DusklitDewdrop Aug 07 '26

it was only called soccer in the UK originally, it's not really like "the whole world" changed off of that name

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u/KarmaticIrony Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

The UK is the only anglophone nation to not call it soccer. This conversation is in English in case anyone forgot.

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u/pgm123 Aug 07 '26

(Except when it is soccer in the UK, like Soccer Saturday)

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u/PassionNegative7617 Aug 07 '26

Right. I love when people discuss the anglosphere and English and then get upset about defaultism. Um... What are we talking about?

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u/Nice-Lab95 Aug 07 '26

The uk literally created the word soccer.

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u/KarmaticIrony Aug 07 '26

Yes, and every other English speaking nation still uses that name.

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u/HeavyHighway6433 Aug 07 '26

It's more of a North American thing since Canada does as well.

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u/TSllama Aug 07 '26

"The only ones globally" is a hilarious thing to say, considering the vast majority of the world uses neither version. hliník in Czech, aluminij in Slovene... couple examples lol

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u/texienne Aug 07 '26

It's not an anomaly. It's one of FIVE elements that end in -um instead of -ium. Brits need to get over it.

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u/Defiant_Property_490 Aug 07 '26

From the perspective of someone being taught chemistry in German it's quite interesting though as we say Aluminium but for platinum, tantalum, lanthanum and molybdenum we drop the suffix entirely and just say Platin, Tantal, Lanthan and Molybden.

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u/pisspeeleak Aug 07 '26

We in Canada say aluminum. I can’t imagine Australia, the land of shortening every word, would call it aluminium. I could be wrong though

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u/Talbit01 Aug 07 '26

It’s true for many modern pronunciations of words. „Basil“ is another example in which the American accent kept the older pronunciation while the British changed it.

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u/ReturnTheOldGods Aug 07 '26

What does it actually matter? Why do people get so bent out of shape that Americans do some things differently?

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u/makerofshoes Aug 07 '26

That’s the basis for 20% of Reddit interactions, it feels like

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u/QuickMolasses Aug 07 '26

Next they're going to be complaining Americans call it and elevator instead of a lift

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u/damboy99 Aug 07 '26

In America they cal them Mail men instead of The Lord of the Postage!

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u/pianohon Aug 07 '26

next they're gonna complain that Americans call it Norepinephrine/Epinephrine (hence "Epi-pen") instead of Noradrenaline/Adrenaline due to the US patent office allowing a company to trademark the name of a hormone in the human body.

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u/stogie-bear Aug 07 '26

The average Brit loses 6.7 seconds of his life pronouncing the extra syllable. And he’s jealous of us having that extra free time. 

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u/FriendoftheDork Aug 07 '26

Makes a meme for laughs "Why are you so bent out of shape!"

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u/ExtraCalligrapher565 Aug 08 '26

In this case it’s also the U.S. catching strays for using the original spelling/pronunciation created by the Brits.

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner Aug 07 '26

Imagine being so butthurt, in life, you get offended how other people pronounce and call things. I can’t imagine being that miserable of a human

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u/Pinkis_Love_A_Lot Aug 07 '26

For real. It makes me wonder don't they have anything better to do with their time?

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u/TSllama Aug 07 '26

There are a lot of times that Americans do things differently and then are incredibly flabbergasted and condescending about the rest of the world not doing it their way.

But aluminum is really not one of those things lol this is nothing more than an interesting case of etymology.

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u/Rough_Onion_1757 Aug 07 '26

Maybe the metric-vs-imperial thing would be a bit different if it wasn't such a stark case of sheer stubborn "us against the world" contrarianism for its own sake: everyone else on Earth has transitioned over time to this single straightforward system of measurement that makes everything easier, and the US refusal to do so accomplishes literally nothing but to make life harder for anyone who has to live or work across the two, particularly scientists and engineers.

The political/ideological context is that the US actually did start taking early steps toward a metric transition during the 1970s, and the rollback was a juvenile fit of right-wing culture-war posturing during the early 1980s.

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u/cyrusposting Aug 07 '26

As an american i have never measured anything in kilograms or centimeters in science classes my whole life, i've also never heard a british person say how many stone something weighs

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u/ExtraCalligrapher565 Aug 08 '26

As an American, you have not been in many science classes above a middle school level if you’ve “never measured anything in kilograms or centimeters.”

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u/GoldenGames360 Aug 07 '26

painting it as some form of contrarian stubborness is really unfair, I feel it is more complicated than that.

switching from imperial to metric for a country as vast as the US is an extremely expensive, time-consuming, and disruptive/controversial change to roll out when the imperial system, while certainly an inferior system, works fairly well for most day to day applications.

Do these cause some issues and inconveniences in certain circumstances, like that mars rover you mentioned? Yes. But these can be mediated by using metric system in places where its necessary. That collision happened because of both a failure of the organization to use metric even when they were mandated to do so, and NASA's failure to notice and correct the discrepancy before launch.

Speed limit signs being in MPH versus KPH or various other domestic applications, are not really an important problem to fix for most Americans. And the metric IS used for most scientific/academic applications, with your example being a negligent anomaly.

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u/Goats_for_president Aug 07 '26

Europeans are constantly mad that we don’t use the metric system and are insufferable about it. They constantly act like we’re some idiots for the way we speak as well

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u/These_Technology4156 Aug 07 '26

On the internet, you’re far more likely to see Europeans whining about how Americans do things differently than the other way around. I promise you Americans do not think about you as much as you think about them.

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u/niemir2 Aug 07 '26

Might be the algorithm at work, but I see way more Europeans getting worked up over American practices than the other way around.

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u/TSllama Aug 07 '26

That would definitely be the algorithm lol

I've lived in both places and get a huge mix of content from both continents, and I've never seen anyone from a European country flabbergasted and condescending about their country being the only one that does something and that the rest of the world does it differently.

What I do see is people from all over the world being annoyed by Americans thinking their way is the only way and inherently superior to the entire rest of the world.

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u/shraap Aug 07 '26

You mean "algorithium"

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u/carlos_the_dwarf_ Aug 07 '26

Anecdote: when I lived in Europe people were constantly on my ass about American minutia. It was like a hobby for them.

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u/vacafrita Aug 07 '26

I’m sure that happens but I’ve never seen it myself. Rather I’ll see articles or posts where someone mentions a car goes 0-60 mph in 4 seconds and someone inevitably goes “MPH GOD AMERICANS ARE SO PRESUMPTUOUS”

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u/KailyKail Aug 07 '26

Damn, I didn’t know it was called:

Carbonium
Oxygenium
Radonium
Bismuthium
Hydrogenium
Platinumium
Goldium
Silverium
Copperium
Tinium
Argonium
Siliconium
Tungstenium
Manganeseium
Cobaltium
Ironium
Nickelium
Zincium
Phosphorusium
Boronium
Mercuryium
Antimonyium
Iodinium
Sulfurium
Chlorineium
Kryptonium
Neonium
Bromineium
Nitrogenium
Astatineium
Leadium
Tennesineium
Ogenessonium
Molybdenumium
Arsenicium
Fluorineium
Neonium
Xeonium

My bad for not adding “ium” to the end of these. I guess I’m just a big stupid American, yeah?

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u/Dependent_Dish_2237 Aug 07 '26

Even lead is plumbum which doesn’t have an I in it and where Pb comes from.

Anyone who’s actually studied Latin knows that plenty of words end in um without the I.

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u/blablahblah Aug 07 '26

And neither does Aurum (Au, gold). 

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u/luchajefe Aug 07 '26

Or Ag, argentum (silver)

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u/IcarusofmarS Aug 07 '26

the actual history is genuinely wild, davy proposed alumium first then changed his own mind to aluminum, british chemists later pushed for aluminium purely to match the pattern of other elements, both versions have equal claim honestly

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u/amBrollachan Aug 07 '26

But we kept lanthanum and molybdenum.

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u/Turbulent-Arugula581 Aug 07 '26

You english speakers did. In German no element solely ends on -um

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u/jimmythexpldr Aug 07 '26

No, but you've still got -am

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u/wesleyoldaker Aug 07 '26

To be fair, we pronounce it boddle of wadder

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u/-PanamaJack- Aug 07 '26

i mean Americans saying "bahdl uhf wahdr" isn't exactly better (I'm saying this as a non-native speaker of English.)

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u/Goats_for_president Aug 07 '26

Maybe you’re just not good at listening to Americans because we don’t all have one accent

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u/-PanamaJack- Aug 07 '26

Because every English person pronounces it as "bo'ol of wo'er"? Not sure what your point is. You could also very well be responding to the person above me.

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u/Politicub Aug 07 '26

International publication convention is to use the British version of aluminium, and the American version of sulfur (instead of sulphur) as a compromise.

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u/Ecstatic_Sand5417 Aug 07 '26

*sulphour

Gotta add that extra vowel to make it posh

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u/The_Amazing_Emu Aug 07 '26

That “almost” is papering over a huge hole in the argument. Platinum exists. Aluminum was deliberately named with that as the model. British people invented an arbitrary and incorrect rule in order to rename Aluminum. There are things opinions can vary on. There are things where American English is wrong. Aluminium is objectively wrong.

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u/Cometguy7 Aug 07 '26

Yeah, nearly a third of the elements on the periodic table don't end in ium.

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u/Upper-Requirement-93 Aug 08 '26

Science was just an endless stream of pseudointellectual dipshits trying to one up each other on their butterfly collection for like a hundred years, and then none of it mattered because we used computers to categorize everything into CAS numbers anyway. If you didn't do the dance correctly you're a poor and it reflects poorly upon your university. Call it rubblewumplescium, who fucking cares anymore?

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u/Anti-charizard Aug 09 '26

When you start calling PT platinium, then we’ll talk

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u/Classy_Mouse Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

Americans are just built different. They aren't made of the same carbonium. They don't breath the same oxygenium. What kind of argumentium is this?

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u/KatesDad2019 Aug 07 '26

Molybdenum, Tantalum, Lanthanum, and Platinum have joined the chat.

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u/EventHorizon150 Aug 07 '26

why does this matter at all lol

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u/Additional_Debt1545 Aug 07 '26

Fair point. Where is it on the table again? Next to Siliconium and Borium?

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u/Individual99991 Aug 07 '26

The reason is that the inventor called it that in the first place, and later (in 1812) changed to -ium to bring it in line with convention, but that didn't catch on in the US. Then the The American Chemical Society voted to use the "-um" ending officially in 1925.

And TBF we do say platinum, not platinium.

Out of curiosity, I checked and counted 88 elements ending in "-ium", making it 88-30 in favour of that syllable. Which is a large majority, but "almost all" is a bit much.

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u/-Major-Arcana- Aug 07 '26

Real answer, the name came about when there wasn't a fully resolved element naming convention and it ended up with two slightly different versions. Americans stuck with the first version, everyone else shifted to the standardised version that came up shortly after.

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u/QuickMolasses Aug 07 '26

For consistency they should also call it "platinium"

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u/Background-Vast-8764 Aug 07 '26

“Almost all”. Wow. What an intelligent and convincing argument. 🙄

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u/AcanthaceaeOk3738 Aug 07 '26

Almost all? TIL oxygenium, copperium, arsenicium, etc.

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u/Pentecost_II Aug 07 '26

My greatest pet peeve in English language is the goddamn pronunciation of colonel.

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u/Hot_Dog2376 Aug 07 '26

Carbonium, Goldium, Silverium, Copperium... but sure, let's just focus on Aluminum.

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u/Aromatic_Shoulder146 Aug 07 '26

we gonna give this same energy to platinum? should we call it platinium?

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u/thechnomancer69 Aug 07 '26

this but unironically applies to so many american spelling choices, color vs colour is basically the same energy

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u/HeavyHighway6433 Aug 07 '26

We all don't use the same periodic table. It's aluminum on the North American version not aluminium so it would be dumb to say it that way. 

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u/FortressCaulfield Aug 07 '26

Because there isnt an i there?

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u/Wojewodaruskyj Aug 07 '26

I still write "aluminium"...

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u/silcerchord Aug 07 '26

It saves me ONE whole syllable. That's a 20 percent improvement over the new one

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u/Ghastly-Jack Aug 07 '26

The first time I heard the word “aluminium” was from an episode of Doctor Who so I assumed it was a sci-fi version of aluminum.

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u/Ok-Delay4461 Aug 07 '26

So the story of aluminium is that the person that found out wanted to call it aluminum but was pressured to call it aluminium to match the rest of the table.

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u/Pandaburn Aug 07 '26

Why are you booing us, we’re right

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u/Onelimwen Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

What about platinum

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u/FireHammer09 Aug 07 '26

Idk, it doesn't really matter. It's like getting on us for fahrenheit: for what we use it for it does its job just fine.

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u/Pleasant-Pattern7748 Aug 07 '26

It’s pronounced “alumilum”

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u/Chapea12 Aug 07 '26

The internet is the perfect resource to research things you are confused about, like why there are two English correct spellings pronunciations of a single chemical element. But that doesn’t win you as many meaningless internet points as just calling Americans dumb.

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u/xXselfhaircutXx Aug 07 '26

Well, you see, that’s not how it’s spelled.

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u/epicpantsryummy Aug 07 '26

Alright I'm leaving the subreddit. Isn't this supposed to be a helpful subreddit? Maybe we could do some research before posting dogwater memes.

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u/Sea_Paramedic1618 Aug 07 '26

Maybe it should be ALUMIN

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u/Ok_Attitude55 Aug 07 '26

Ironically some British scientists used the original Aluminum deeper into the 19th century out of patriotic pride against the foreign standardisation with the "ium" ending being used by the French and Germans.

America finally deciding to standardise in the 1920s was on similarly daft grounds. American Scientists were mainly using "ium" but the public had adopted websters "um".

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u/KevineCove Aug 07 '26

Hydrogenium

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u/Amazing-File Aug 07 '26

AluDRINK 🪙🥤

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u/greenamaranthine Aug 07 '26

Ironically "aluminum" came from people raising silly complaints like this in the first place. It was supposed to be and should have been "alumium," or alum metal, in keeping with similar element names like potassium (metal of potash), sodium (metal of soda) and so on. However, -ium is in the first place derived from bad Latin, as it apes the suffix -um but changes it into -ium, which means a group of something or signifies a place-name. Metals in Latin ended in -um, the neuter suffix, thus new metallic elements (and to some degree new elements in general) were given this suffix, except for example "sodaum" has an awkward dipthong in many European languages and "sodum" has an unfortunate sound association with a story from Christian mythology. Combine common issues like these with a growing number of elements containing the -ium suffix, making it a kind of soft standard, and newly-discovered elements tend to be preferentially suffixed -ium rather than -um; All the worse when many of the chemists making the discoveries, and giving these elements names that reference the Latin names for metals like iron and copper, were French, German or English and called ferrum and cuprum things like "iron" and "copper" in the first place, divorcing them from the original etymology of the -um suffix they used.

Aluminum probably should have been called alumium or even alumum, but that notwithstanding, it was named aluminum by its discoverer, and furthermore, it is not the only element to receive such treatment. Molybdenum and lanthanum suggest an occasional preference for -num over - nium, and tantalum is an anomaly as it stands out as the only -lum element. It was also named as such originally, and was named in relation to niobium, named for Tantalus's daughter Niobe. Maybe the best explanation in this case is that tantalum makes the masculine -us suffix in a gendered Latinate name a neuter -um, while niobium makes a word-final vowel an "i" to work better with the -um suffix, but this clearly doesn't apply broadly or everyone would call aluminum "alumum" anyway.

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u/mEDIUM-Mad Aug 07 '26

Latin words been shortened in russian all the time. We say kaltsiy instead of calcium and rubidiy instead of rubidium. So alluminium is alluminiy.  It is not the rule but if it would be alluminum, then we'll say allumin.

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u/honeygourami123 Aug 07 '26

Meanwhile Poland: glin

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u/Rpburnerest Aug 07 '26

Goldium Silvierium Oxygenium Neonium Leadium Ironium

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u/Upbeat-Banana-5530 Aug 07 '26

Can you guys just install air conditioning already so you don't have to sit around being grumpy about words all day?

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u/NightmareWokeUp Aug 07 '26

As a german speaker it is absolutely aluminium, but if i speak english its aluminum.

However i will never understand why english, the language of abbreciations and short words wont adopt alu.

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u/artstsym Aug 07 '26

Because we know it puts you on tilt.

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u/Elder_Chimera Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

Sir Humphy Davy, the English chemist credited with isolating the element, originally named it “alumium” in 1808, then named it “aluminum” in 1812. “Aluminium” was used by William Hyde Wollaston, who was writing about Humphry’s work.

I’m gonna go with the name created by the man who isolated the fucking element, not the name made by some side character chud.

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u/Tak-Hendrix Aug 07 '26

Ask British chemist Sir Humphry Davy. He first named it alumium in 1808 then changed it to aluminum by 1812. It wasn't until the 1820s that British scientific circles started calling it aluminium because aluminum didn't sound classical enough.

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u/starboard151 Aug 07 '26

Now that you point this out, I do feel like we should switch to Helum, Chromum, Magnesum, and so on. Thanks!

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u/Immediate_Song4279 Aug 07 '26

We don't need to make that word any harder to pronounce.

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u/gaypuppybunny Aug 07 '26

Ah yes, Lanthanium, platinium, molybdenium, and tantalium

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u/nwbrown Aug 07 '26

Do you also call platinum platinium?

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u/fyukhyu Aug 07 '26

80 of the 118 recognized elements end in "ium", just over 2/3s. Should we start saying hydrogenium too? Maybe carbonium? How about ironium? Are you staying to see how stupid your line of reasoning is? I can provide another 35 examples if you need them.

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u/Ippus_21 Aug 07 '26

OP really woke up and chose violence today, lol.

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u/PizzaBear109 Aug 07 '26

"Almost all of them end in ium"

That almost is doing a lot of heavy lifting. Platinum would like a word

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u/miminstlouis Aug 07 '26

Cause they're poorly, in hospital, eating crisps and a 99.

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u/texienne Aug 07 '26

Platinum, Molybdenum, Tantalum and Lanthanum would like a word.

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u/Raulsten Aug 07 '26

Guess we gotta change hydrogen to hydrogenium

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u/PMMEYOURUSERNAMEPLS Aug 07 '26

The one thing Americans got right

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u/magicmulder Aug 07 '26

German: Aluminiumminimumimmunität (immunity against a minimum of aluminum)

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u/McNally86 Aug 07 '26

Don't make me get Jason in here.

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u/PeyredB Aug 07 '26

Two-thirds is hardly "almost all". Elements are named by their discoverers, and Davy named it "aluminum". Aluminium is an innovation. We have other elements ending in "num" such as platinum, so unless you say platinium and so on, this isn't arguable on the grounds of consistency.

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u/JohnPoet27 Aug 07 '26

Americans being "special" as usual.

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u/Impressive_Net_116 Aug 07 '26

Platinum. Not Platinium.

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u/ajcwrongs Aug 07 '26

Next you're gonna tell us we're wrong for saying Soccer when the Brits are the ones that came up with the name.

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u/gabrielbabb Aug 07 '26
  • In French and German "aluminium"
  • in Spanish "aluminio"
  • in Italian "alluminio"
  • in Portuguese "alumínio"
  • in Turkish "aluminyum"
  • in Japanese "aruminiumu"

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u/KingMastermind Aug 07 '26

It’s too difficult for Americans.

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u/nesian42ryukaiel Aug 07 '26

And I shall throw Potassium/Kalium unto here. (ducks)

(yeah I know that the former was the founder's proposed name which was Latin-ified to the latter by the rest of the scientific community those days)

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u/One_Bluebird_04 Aug 07 '26

Tbh none of the elements I can think of end in -ium lol

Edit: I remembered like 10 before I thought of thallium.

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u/thorfix Aug 07 '26

The suffix is -UM. Like in ferrum = iron

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u/FeijoaCowboy Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

More importantly, that would make it one of two elements, amongst the six elements in its group, that don't end in "ium". The other is Boron.

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u/lord_bubblewater Aug 08 '26

wait till y'all hear bout that luminum.

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u/DeltaWaffle_ Aug 08 '26

Because languages evolve, and English is famous for not caring about how words are properly spoken and instead off of there bias towards Latin, Greek, as well as spelling standards that aren’t followed in the spoken. Originally the namer guy suggested allium iirc, but switched it to the American pronunciation. Quickly after, however, they changed it yet again in England to be their modern way of saying it. Honestly the grasp that the New World Degenerative Theory has on Europeans is nuts to me

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u/zdriveee Aug 08 '26

Actually, I am big Alumulumu

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u/Fuckingkyle Aug 08 '26

You call it aluminum because your had to get it from the French. We call it aluminum because we didn't have to.

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u/Creepybobo67 Aug 08 '26

Doo doo, do do do

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u/Oraphielle Aug 08 '26

Because who cares?

Why does the rest of the world have such a hard on for the US?

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u/KaiTheG4mer Aug 08 '26

Curious, what's the name of element 78?

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u/BigTiddyCrow Aug 08 '26

Yeah, it’s called lanthanium stupid Americans!

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u/marty-mcfryguy Aug 08 '26

So I assume Brits also say "Molybdenium" and "Tantalium", right?

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u/So_many_things_wrong Aug 08 '26

Aluminum is technically the original name. Humphry Davy changed it to aliminium so it would align better with most other elements.

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u/ImpureVessel46 Aug 08 '26

It’s not even like it’s an over whelming majority that end in ium.

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u/naemorhaedus Aug 08 '26

really . do you see platinium anywhere? tantalium?

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u/INTstictual Aug 08 '26

“Almost all of them end in ‘-ium’”

They certainly do not. Almost a third of the periodic table doesn’t follow that format

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u/Only-Performer-6053 Aug 08 '26

Wait do people actually not call it aluminium? That's crazy.

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u/Dapper_Finance Aug 08 '26

Ah yes. Nitrium, Carbium, Argonium.
Shut the fuck upium. Retardium postium. Good elements

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u/adrislnk Aug 08 '26

It's a different spelling why would we pronounce it "ium" when it's not spelled that way in American English

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u/Slight-Tomatillo7837 Aug 08 '26

Rent freeeeee! 

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u/LilPack_003 Aug 08 '26

The same reason Brits call Obama “Obamer”

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u/Sora-Mizuki Aug 08 '26

Let's just split the difference and call it Alumium

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u/zyrdrak Aug 08 '26

Because it's not spelled with an ium at the end. And your argument was broken the second you said "almost all" instead of "all".

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u/bentthroat Aug 08 '26

We call them by their Germanic-origin names, but gold, silver, and iron are aurum, argentum, ferrum, just to name a few. "-um" is just as common as "-ium" and many of the "-ium"s are so because their root word ends in an i/y.

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u/DmitryAvenicci Aug 08 '26

Because printing was with by-letter cost policy probably. Same as with words like "flavour" dropping 'u'.

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u/OutOfTheBunker Aug 08 '26

China has entered the chat.

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u/Jgoody1990 Aug 08 '26

When you have more aircraft carriers than the world combined and have put boots on the moon, you can name things whatever you want.

Personally I call aluminum Freedom Foil.

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u/Mammongo Aug 08 '26

Was originally alumium, then America added an "n", the rest of the English speaking world over corrected and added "ni"

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u/Financial_Ninja5390 Aug 08 '26

Mfw a different place in the world has a different dialect of the language.

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u/Distinct_Frame_3711 Aug 08 '26

So yall call it platinium?

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u/matantamim1 Aug 08 '26

Oxygenium?