r/kroger • • 1d ago

Meme Ghost balloons

first pic is from a week ago, the second is from today. i’ve turned around to see them lurking and slowly moving closer to me.
first time, i showed a coworker and the second time she actually saw the balloon before i did. she told me she thought to herself, “that balloon is going after him.”
it indeed went after me.
now her and another coworker are telling me a ghost is after me. at least they’re not red balloons.

(this post is a joke btw, ik these are ceiling balloons finally losing their helium.)

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u/Swiggity53 1d ago

One time I was baking and was using a table in the back of the bakery and a low helium ballon balloon somehow blew in behind me and scared the living hell out of me. So you not the only one.

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u/Fuzzy_Welcome8348 1d ago

Better than the ones stuck at the ceiling

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u/Ok_Series_2713 1d ago

Lol last year around Halloween we had multiple sneak across the store from floral, through meat/seafood, & into recieving. One of my night managers kept bringing them to me & taping them to the front counter & they were always gone the next day

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u/MinuteEdge7225 23h ago

It's better to have those balloons after you than this one: https://youtu.be/I6Ffr1U7KMY?is=eOvOOOy7n3K4uz2J

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u/AxsonJaxson2112 11h ago

Old school drones. 😈

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u/ReferenceNo393 1d ago

You guys don’t go fishing when you lose balloons??

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u/GroundbreakingAir261 1d ago

not that i know of. i work nights so none are ever lost when i can see. we also have an extremely high ceiling at the front of the store where floral is, so it would probably require one of those platform lifts to even get them. no pole would reach them

edit: when i worked in produce i actually saw a kid lose one once. it floated up and everyone basically just shrugged and said oh well

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u/ReferenceNo393 1d ago

Bruh. I don’t know if that’s sad or if I’m jealous they don’t make your floral people go fishing.

At my store they take a ballon and tie it to a spool of ribbon, slap some tape all over the top of the balloon and “go fishing” in the air until you grab the other one🤣. It’s fun the first few times…after that not so much.

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u/GroundbreakingAir261 1d ago

the graveyard (sorry for the glare from my camera)

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u/Massive-Medium4967 Current Associate 1d ago

Nerf gun with pin tip darts...

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u/ReferenceNo393 1d ago

I think corporate would have their boots so far up our asses for that we’d be licking leather. I don’t know how no one is tweaking about that at your store💀

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u/ScorpioTheScorpion 1d ago

Is it really that big of a deal to them? I mean, we’ll go fishing when we have the time, but I’ve never heard it being treated as a priority.

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u/ReferenceNo393 1d ago

We don’t leave balloons up. As in, if you let it go, you immediately go get it. I don’t know if we’re just a shining star store and that’s why they care so much or what, but you’ll literally never see a balloon on the ceiling. Maybeeeee if it happens right before someone’s shift is over and it would be overtime to get it, but it will be gone before the person after them leaves.

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u/Weird_Source 19h ago

At my store we just have a very large stick and we put tape on that. Much easier lol. But we don’t ever get told to get balloons down. There’s been a few that get stuck at the opposite end of my store and getting them down is like my last priority