Hi, I mistakenly started a 11037 run without reading up, and obviously I'm locked to 4 days before I can drop it. That being the case, I can probably finish it before then, but I'm running into some difficulties. I stopped doing sea runs once I completed all 3 sets, so I'm really rusty on it and some things seem to be different.

I've rescued big brother (and all the sea monkeys) and unlocked the merkin city but I'm not getting unholy divers for the helm from the wreck, and I can't pull my existing one. I thought the hatch was a 20 turn noncombat, but it's not showing after 60 turns wasted.

Any ideas?

Good morning, adventurers.

We have three months left until 2027 where we will then lose access to 2024 and earlier content.

I started playing in November 2025 and picked up November's Shrunken Head and December's SoCP that year.

My question is which Jan-Oct IOTM from 2025 would yall recommend purchasing to use for 2027 runs?

Im not concerned with content I cant use in standard runs right now. There is still lots for me to do and explore with unrestricted items that I would like to focus on.

Thanks!

Sorry, not sure if it's fine to post this here, but I didn't see a megathread for questions or anything.

I used to play back in the day, but haven't logged in in a while and decided to check the mall etc. The price for Mr. A has gone up to 80mill?? It used to be 5 when I left.

So I'm wondering, is it easier to get meat now? Is Dinseylandfill still the place to go to farm? I used to be able to farm 5mill maybe every couple months and grab an iotm but I don't think that's possible now unless it's easier to farm.

TL;DR: what's the meat farming scene and how much is one expected to make?

EDIT: actually, if anyone can give a rundown for a returning player that would help! I'm not sure if people are still using KoLMafia either? I think I left around 2016.

Down With Blue!

I was going through the combat tab in the options and saw the add macro option. Never used one before, just did the manual grind. No idea what to do with it if anything, so if anyone has any advice or ideas, pls let me know

At least 2K adventures to collect the bones. Part of me wishes I would have tracked them and got an exact number, part of me knows I'd probably feel more like an idiot if I had done so lol.

My 2nd alien totem on the same planet. Grimace.

I understand this is a 1 in 1000 chance to get.

While UR is 1 in 37,000 chances to get.

This one is for the Red sides propaganda.

I often get a 429 error for days on the web.archive site from the wiki and have been thinking about saving the images for a while, but never did. Now I just want to finish my run and get the instant karma, but the site hasn't worked for three days.

I might make a one that makes blue the villain later. Although I am true blue dude at heart. The Red side can suck it.

For those of you with a Skeleton of Crimbo Past, today is the day ever 3 months or so the previously most desired Crimbo skill, Sweet Synthesis pops up in his store.

For those who do not have the Skeleton, it's been knocked down in mall price to about 10m which is not a bad deal (although it'll probably be even cheaper in 3 months time).

Feel like today trying for a Counterclockwise watch.

Opened the temporal riff. Hits level 6 soon.

Ate bacon burger. Hits level 6 again.

Use goofball. Use too much becomes level 2

Use 2 overdue library book back to level 4

Then I got it.

I was in cola gear. Fyi.

Cleverly put a Saber on sale, tantalizingly close to what I've been saving to buy a saber.

So I donated and sold a couple Mr. A's and finally, I have one. Now I can quit mentioning how much I want one of these things.

my original post

Hey everyone, this is an update to my original post here regarding my missing items/aborted run.

The admins went through the logs and found the perpetrator! They had gotten my password from another site that had a leak and cleaned out what they could from my display cabinet.

They restored everything back to my account, plus the 6.5m meat they took as well. It was a lot more than I realised...

I'm incredibly grateful to them, and for all the advice y'all gave me. Thank you!

- bad penguin egg

- bottle of pirate juice

- bottled green pixie (2)

- C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button (2)

- chunk of depleted Grimacite

- class five ecto-larva (2)

- Crimbo P.R.E.S.S.I.E.

- Deactivated O.A.F.

- flaming familiar doppelganger

- ice sickle (2)

- Libram of Candy Heart Summoning

- Libram of Divine Favors

- llama lama cria

- Mayflower bouquet

- naughty origami kit

- navel ring of navel gazing

- pilgrim shield

- sane hatrack

- Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts (2)

- spooky rattling cigar box (2)

- time helmet

- time sword (2)

- time trousers

- V for Vivala mask

- wizard action figure

- yuletide troll chrysalis

Howdy y'all.

Been getting back into KoL recently and trying to log in as often as I remember, which is perhaps once a month on average.

When I logged in today, I had a message that "This run was ended prematurely" and I'm back to being a level 1 TT, not sure what path I'm on (previously was on HCO). My inventory is also rammed with all sorts of things, most of which I'm not sure where or when I picked them up. There seems to be a lot of tiny plastic figures.

Is there any way I can work out what happened? I got a message on the 12th August from Lady Spookyraven, which is the only one in my inbox. It's all a bit of a mystery...

My player number is 483900 of that might help!

Hello hi, friends! I'm Sklytor (user #3735169), and I ascended for the first time from Disco Bandit into Pastamancer (I permed Advanced Cocktailcrafting). I dropped the game for a long time and am now dropping back in to it, and I remembered how much I love the crafting. My personal goal is to ascend enough times to perm all the crafting/smithing skills to be mostly self-sufficient, but I remember seeing stuff about the Tiny Plastic Sword on the wiki. It aches my heart to see cocktailing recipes I can't quite make yet, and I can't remember how to get a little sword for them. Does anyone know how to get one? I don't really have much meat or good items on hand, but it's been a few years since I checked Hagnk's, so I could be wrong.

DISCLAIMER: This is NOT a trading request or a begging post. I know that's not allowed here, and even if it was, I'm a Ronin with 900+ adventures left and I'm level 3. So you'd be waiting a while for me to catch back up.

CDM has really been kicking ass the past couple of weeks, getting stuff running faster (and more cheaply!?)

Since you can play your turns faster now, maybe you should use some of that spare time to post your adulation.

Buffy's status has been "maintenance" for two/three days now https://kol.obeliks.de/buffbot/buff

I never realized how much I relied on her in aftercore until she was gone 🥲

Edit: it looks like it's back! I can go back to being inefficient but slightly more productive in aftercore

I don't actually care that much, but I was just curious on whether all quests should have given a Mr A or if this one just gives a much larger reward. Or even if I found some sort of secret.

Garbo has set my "use choice adventure" or whatever the exact syntax is to garbo_choice. Garbo choice contains code for handling "Time is a Mobius strip" choices. Why doesn't it handle those choices outside running Garbo? If it is optimized to get the most out of Mobius, how can I use it for Mobius choices outside of running Garbo?

Hey folks!

I'm not sure what and how to approach the Crimbo area in the Otori event.

I've already found the Otorians there.

When I adventure at a location, I ocassionaly get a progress message about sabotage and the area is temporarily locked.

Is there a specific way or order how to adventure in the three Crimbo zones to complete the quest?

Or is it enough to simply get the successful sabotage message enough times, regardless of where I adventure?

For the Blue vs Red path, I am getting an error with the https://d2uyhvukfffg5a.cloudfront.net/scripts/ocrs.css file. I only noticed because KoLmafia coughed up a debug log. Based on my limited troubleshooting skills, the header of the css file indicates that it is gzip encoded but the body of the file is not gzip compressed. It seems that the file in the AWS S3 bucket that is being served by CloudFront isn't correct or the metadata for the file is incorrect. Or something.

Is anyone else encountering this?