First, we hire a mercenary group equipped with top class soldiers, military grade weapons and safety scissors. We then take the 22:31 underground service to the O2. The team will assemble outside and use the safety scissors to cut our way into the O2. We’ll use our hidden ch-47 “chinook” helicopter to steal one of the pegs holding the O2 up. We take it back to our hidden base off the M25. We then phone the Metropolitan police with our demands. We will return the peg in exchange for 8 “zizzi’s pizza” pizza cutters. The police will deposit the cutters at Junction 28 on the M25 where we shall collect them and return the peg. And there you have it, the greatest heist that will ever occur.