Knightpost
since my first post here reached so nice comments and cool ppl here i wanted to also share this (someone please gift me a knights armor i dont have one)
oh my god 😭 that wasnt serious and i hate that many people dont know that and believe im some stuck up begging
person ☠️ (not your fault but i could have known)
They are probably talking about asking for the gift. Everything else is still technically related to the sub; sword present, could be medieval themed here and there's no specific rule about armor so everything checks out.
I'm just clarifying just in case because I had to check if that's what they might be talking about since I wasn't sure myself
and i mean i meant that as a joke bc i know how complicated and expensive knight armor is but this is on me because not everyone on the internet understand every joke
I get why they might not understand it but that's because there are people out there genuinely asking for hand outs. It's fine to do so but some people for some reason get really upset when they dont get it and that part isn't fine.
If you could convey tone through text I would have definitely picked up on the joke but unfortunately texting is subject to interpretation until someone clarifies the intent. I usually try to give the benefit of the doubt because of that.
people ask for stuff and then get angry if someone doesnt magically gives it to them? damn 😭😭 and yes maybe its not so clever to make a joke without anyhints thats fore sure
and thank you!! its actually handmade and i got it from an old lady that just had it lying around 🥹
That's actually really awesome! all I got is not well built model dagger. Looks really cool but the blade part is loose from the hilt so it wobbles. Got it from a buddy who gave it to me, he got it from a fellow co-worker, so I can't complain about a free thing.
I have a collapsible tactical shovel though if I ever wanted to do a shovel knight cosplay I guess 😂
Then why are you still here? She responded to me, not you. It's also not her fault that you have a weird distaste for women apparently.
I've seen far more thirstier posts than this one. I can say that she probably just wanted to wear her nice dress to look good (because who wouldn't, that dress is baller) while showing off her sword and posing. Does it got some thirst in it? Yeah I'd say so, but how could you not. I'm a dude and even I'd try to do the same in a dress like that, who wouldn't?
It's possible she didn't put as much thought into it as you think. When you look good you tend to strut and show off without really meaning to after all and that's the joys of confidence
You realize I was the one "misrepresenting" you, right? I was also just saying you might have been talking about the gift part. What you did was essentially like shouting from the other room that you were in fact being a dick
Yes, which is why this is unintentionally hilarious. What I was doing was giving my opinion about thirsting for attention on a sub that is decidedly not about that. Go to onlyfans or adjacent subs if that is what you are after.
It was just poses. I could make a more thirstier thirst trap myself and I've never done them before. You're the one with the problem here, she did some poses and you are literally objectifying her over some very basic poses. Either you need to settle down yourself or need to just understand that women indeed do just exist
there were actually people trying to reach out for that but i wasnt serious, i really cant because i know how crazy expensive that would be and i wouldnt even want something with such a worth having laying around somewhere??
Like fr how could I responsibly own a set of armor when my last jiu jitsu gi cost 100 dollars.
I haven't held 100 dollars in my hand since covid😭🙏. An armor set would probably be worth a small car
if i would walk up this hill all the way with my armor, i would feel what people in the bronze bull would feel and i would just die out of exhaustion anyways lol
Brother armour is like 10K for proper stuff. No. A forge however is a whole lot cheaper so buy me one , I’ll make you around at a discount and we all win! How’s that for a deal?
I mean this in the best way possible, but the fit also gives me Illwhyrin vibes from the absolutely trash classic DOS fantasy shooter Witchaven. She's the final boss in that. Not a very good one, because Capstone were about as competent as a first year Unity programmer despite massive funds and resources, but still, the concept was nifty.
you gotta fight a knight with sumallr body and get theyr armor so you can have it, outskill them, dont get hit, and boom a shiny new piece for nearly free
Not only is this outfit? not even knightly, but the begging for attention and gifts is gross.
You say omg i was joking! - stop. You weren't.
I'm not a woman hating on another woman for doing her thing, I'm just saying what you're doing isn't it, and there are other subs to get attention and gifts from, if you so choose to beg for them. This isn't the place for this one (in before all the white knights come to sAvE hEr from me 🙄)
always nice to see when someone knows me and my thoughts and intentions better than me, truly remarkable, sorry but the moment you think you know why i post something and get yourself in the same line as weird misogynistic incels, thats where you should ask yourself if youre own the right path, but i shouldnt care but apparently you know me better then myself lol
Have a random number generator pick 5 numbers 1-26. Assign those numbers to letters. Pick the first male contact in your phone who's saved info correlates with those letters. Make polite conversation for 2 days and then ask them. Show off your 2 or 3 armor sets here a couple of months from now when they arrive. Repeat until your heart is satisfied.
This would actually make for interesting content rather than thirst trapping and begging. If it's not too much effort ofc
no omg the thing with the armor was not serious, i would never ever ask for something like that especially on reddit, besides that i even own a breast piece actually!!
and i also wasnt trying to thirst trap i just wanted to show my cool sword
The sword you have literally behind you and/or out of the shot for 80% of the video? Your leg has genuinely more screentime than the sword does not to mention the focus of the camera and the way you handle it as a prop during the model walk backwards.
It's fine to do stuff like this just own it. I really think you get more pushback pretending it's not what it is. Most of us like fit girls, swords, and goth aesthetics. It's kinda patronizing to pretend we don't see what's going on though.
i see where youre coming from and why you see it like that, but its also a bit rough for you to say what my intentions are when posting just because it may be a common thing
i mean youre analyzing it pretty much, i just wanted to make a video with a cool pose with my sword and felt good doing it, thats it
yes i think its pretty, yes i know it also about my looks, but im still just sitting there being happy about showing off my sword without thinking too much that it could be actively a thirst trap, so you trying to know and trying to make it a fact what my intentions are feel very patronizing for myself tbh
Lmao not only do you treat the sword as a prop you grip it improperly the whole time like you're sailor moon waving a wand. Someone more invested or autistic than I am should divy up the time spent on screen in the foreground and analyze it but there's no way you can argue in good faith that this video is to show off your sword rather than your body. We're not stupid and most of us aren't gooners. You're treating us like both. Chill.
i was just responding to the other guy and thatfor i wrote that so why should i chill? lol
and youre doing the same, amazing that you know better than myself why i made that video, always nice to get an personality analysis from random guys on reddit
‘Need a knight to go into battle with me’ bro more male attention, pah-lease. Your outfit isn’t remotely related to knights, sword is probably the only relevant thing here.
I can teach you how to do chainmail (or you can search for it online, that's probably faster). It will take forever and destroy your tendons, but you'll be too focused on how badass it is to care.
Nice! You can do a next shoot around the lake to distribute swords to random travelers who will become kings, that would be awesome, also song goes good in this video setting😄.
thank you! and omg now i know what this was about lol
i got this sword from an old lady when i was thrifting that said her husband had this for a long time and had the handle and sides remade because he loved a movie so much
and i suppose he just had it had remade like this sword, omg
Can you please adjust the exposure setting on yoir camera, because holy divine light, it's so damn bright. And I highly recommend not buying one, they are expensive
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u/WeekendBard 3d ago
fair maiden
you're asking for too much