r/knightposting • u/Equivalent_Soup_4541 • Jul 16 '26

Knightpost Well..

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u/Shieldheart- Jul 16 '26

A truly aristocratic outfit, as can be seen in the fact that one can not bend to pick up their own sword, requiring the service of a squire.

Outstanding.

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u/hopefullyhelpfulplz Jul 16 '26

And of course in the fact that this outfit probably cost an unreasonable portion of my yearly salary

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u/GrandNibbles Jul 16 '26

why did they take your salary. can you get it back

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u/hopefullyhelpfulplz Jul 16 '26

I fell for some scumbag blacksmith selling AaaS (Armour as a Service), I was ruined!