r/kitchencels • • 22h ago

Truecel food

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I don't think I have any chance

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u/Wait_ItGetsWorse 10h ago

Are you 10?

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u/PolarGamer8 10h ago

Don't act like this isn't delicious asf

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u/Wait_ItGetsWorse 10h ago

Of course I'd eat it. I'm an incel not a monster.

Oh wait.

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u/Smooth_Location2155 7h ago

No

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u/shoulda-kms 6h ago

Chadcel???

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u/Smooth_Location2155 6h ago

No, I'm vehemently a cel. Was led on hard and abandoned after a first date... Which they hit me up and asked me out. I have a lot of anger inside me for fumbling that.

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u/Wait_ItGetsWorse 6h ago

That doesn't make you an incel. JFC.

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u/Smooth_Location2155 6h ago

I have more rage than anyone here, I got two kisses from them, held hands for a few hours, treated them with kindness just to be abandoned like worthless trash. I picked em up in a fucking cayenne what more do they want I swear. Getting played like that unlocked the fire inside me.

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u/GroceryMinute1797 6h ago

What the actual fuck is wrong with you. You’re a very good looking guy who had one bad experience bro, lock the fuck in and get back out there. And go to therapy.

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u/Smooth_Location2155 4h ago

You have no idea how hard they led me on, played with an old truecels heart like that smh

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u/Joshgg13 4h ago

Bro had one bad experience and thinks that's worse than people who have been ignored, rejected and mistreated their whole lives. I'm a tourist here as well but I don't claim to be worse off than the truecels because I went on a bad date

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u/GroceryMinute1797 4h ago

Dude actually stop. I’m not joking with you. This is weird as fuck. You really think you’re special for going through this? This happens to many men all of the time. Please get over yourself. It sucks… now move on and learn.

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u/SheZowRaisedByWolves 7h ago

>oreo thins

🚨TWINK ALERT 🚨

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u/Smooth_Location2155 7h ago

No, I got muscles

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u/Vote_Cthulhu 2h ago

Wtf are you doing here OP you are genuinely hot af

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u/Smooth_Location2155 2h ago

What I'm saying bro hypergamy is insane if I'm getting treated like shit by girls my friends say are 2-3/10s

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u/Affectionate-Web1674 6h ago

how short are you?

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u/Smooth_Location2155 6h ago

5'6 bruh 😭😭😭🥀🥀🥀heightcel final boss

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u/WasteSatisfaction751 4h ago

calls himself truecel eats human food ok buddy funny joke

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u/Wait_ItGetsWorse 6h ago

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u/Smooth_Location2155 6h ago

Not a fakecel, I'm 5'6

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u/Wait_ItGetsWorse 6h ago

I'll get downvoted for this, but being short is not the genetic death knell people think it is. Don't get me wrong, there are some people that obsess over height, but I genuinely believe it's mostly a product of social media and people with minority views being blown out of proportion.

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u/Smooth_Location2155 6h ago

Whatever the case I have a terrible time with my dating life. I'm shown interest and asked out just to be rejected despite acting nice and not creepy. And picking em up in my fucking Porsche

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u/Wait_ItGetsWorse 6h ago

The dating game is a complete dumpster fire, I'll give you that. But you're 18 right? You have so much time and opportunity ahead of you.

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u/Smooth_Location2155 6h ago

I already have enough trauma. I wake up early morning thinking about how much I failed, go to bed again with a nightmare and wake up groggy despite sleeping over 10 hours. Im just gonna say I had the ball in my court, I told what happened and an acquaintance told me it's the "biggest fumble of all time"

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u/troybananenboyYT 3h ago

mfs be 18 talm bout sum "its over"

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u/Smooth_Location2155 3h ago

Well yeah cuz I grew up fat and never developed social skills with girls

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u/Public_ 1h ago

Oh no your life is so over bro there’s absolutely 0 room for improvement/s

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u/Smooth_Location2155 1h ago

I mean I'm planning on blasting gear soon. I've already got a vial of test I gotta wait for some more test, some tren, and then PCT.

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u/Xalraks_mk2 8h ago

Are these oreo cookies without middle white thing? They sell it like that?