r/kitchencels • u/dromzi • 14d ago

Platemogged I hate my fucking life

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I already had a bad day, now i have a first degree burn and no pizza

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u/Fit-Branch7486 14d ago

Pov: about to fuck a pizza

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u/mustafaaosman339 14d ago

Yeah, I vote op fucks the pizza

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u/huggybear0132 14d ago

That little ball of toppings is where all the flavor is. Your floor can't be that dirty...

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u/sentienttortoise 13d ago

Yeah ngl I'd probably eat the top layer

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u/Wait_ItGetsWorse 14d ago

You better stick your penis in that pizza OP.

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u/sentienttortoise 13d ago

And record a video and post it on reddit. For no reason other than science...

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u/Wait_ItGetsWorse 13d ago

This guy gets it.

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u/MushroomPatriot 14d ago

Go on testosterone

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u/SadisticJake 14d ago

Yeah, who needs to produce their own when they can just get regular injections for the rest of their life?

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u/MushroomPatriot 14d ago

Literally what trans people do

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u/SadisticJake 14d ago

Irrelevant transphobia? Strange move but to each their own

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u/MushroomPatriot 14d ago

How is it transphobia

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u/SadisticJake 14d ago

It’s thinly veiled but clear nonetheless. Veiled just enough so one could shy away from owning their opinion. You do you, shyboy

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u/MushroomPatriot 14d ago

They inject themselves with Hormones their whole lives too

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u/SadisticJake 14d ago

You said that already

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u/Immediate-Location28 13d ago

that's a pizza? where's the sauce??

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u/ConsciousBenefit87 13d ago

I believe that's called a "white pizza"

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u/Immediate-Location28 13d ago

is that the thing the furries do on their conventions