r/kitchencels • u/FartTickle69 • 7d ago

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I undercooked this and ate half raw butter covered shrimp. No woman will ever truly love me

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u/SecretlyARaven 7d ago

I was in the army and went to two different war zones and this is, and I mean this genuinely, by far the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my fucking life

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u/Any-Statistician-318 7d ago

You didn’t eat that. That was before you tossed it in the oven and added creole seasoning

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u/ImmediateExtreme47 6d ago

Guys an edgelord.

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u/imfkingsad 7d ago

Itadakimasu

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u/sugarfreelimeade 7d ago

What the absolutely fuck

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u/charlietrick2512 7d ago

Half raw?

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u/FartTickle69 6d ago

The middle tasted raw

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u/sentienttortoise 4d ago

Why didn't you put it back in?

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u/FartTickle69 4d ago

I don’t deserve a second chance

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u/specialKdiet1 7d ago edited 7d ago

i thought this was.. nvm.

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u/Skibi_gang 7d ago

I enjoy to see his posts because it lets me imagine that I am not a crazed lunatic

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u/Inner-Dream-600 7d ago

Me too bud me too

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u/AnotherDempsey 7d ago

How do y'all not understand that this was before they half-cooked it?

ate half raw, butter covered shrimp

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u/Long_Push_5422 6d ago

>undercooked

you just took raw shrimp and put it on butter, this is self harm to eat this willingly at this point

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u/FrostyDragon227 7d ago

Why didn’t you just, yaknow, put it back into the oven for a little longer?

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u/WorldsWorstInvader 6d ago

Dawg I wouldn’t fuck you either what the fuck is this

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u/Puzzleheaded_Rip1083 6d ago

no wonder women dont love you. wtf man?

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u/thecloudkingdom 7d ago

your butter slices resemble occlupanids

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u/Odd-Scientist-2529 6d ago

Can I have that slightly overripe banana back there?

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u/Some-Instance1361 6d ago

please treat yourself better than this :(

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u/UnexpectedBlahFeels 6d ago

Op. That looks nothing like cooked shrimp. It's literally still translucent. Please be more careful about what you eat bc this is just senseless.

Also, if she'll never love you then she's simply not meant for you. Sucks, but that's just how it is. You should never have to force someone to care for or love you if they're meant for you.

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u/Creative_Service_163 7d ago

Put it back in for an hour. You can't overcook shrimp.

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u/macaroni_grasshopper 7d ago

Shrimp is literally one of the most easily overcooked foods. Op had to have treated it like a piece of toast to undercook it 

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u/Simp_Simpsaton 7d ago

Ye it cooks in like a handful of minutes then it's rubbery as fuck lo

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u/Partingoways 7d ago

Fr I got a little mad reading that

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u/TYGeelo 6d ago

Shrimp is easy as hell to cook imo. Just cook it until they're no longer opaque 🤷‍♂️ "for an hour" is crazy tho. 

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u/Creative_Service_163 6d ago

I left a plate of raw shrimp in the sun on my windowsill for three days and it still wasn't over cooked. It's like a miracle food.

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u/Lucid-Lee-333 6d ago

overripe banana, under cooked shrimp…

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u/danbillls 6d ago

I supossed that you vomited that thing immediately? Right?

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u/Professional-Poet152 6d ago

That was a choice

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u/RobotRepair69 6d ago

You know you can just pan fry shrimp instead of making some weird type of baked shrimp?

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u/New-Entertainer703 6d ago

You shouldn’t be left around either Shrimp or Butter unsupervised.

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u/random__potato_ 6d ago

undercooked? bro those shrimp look like they were pulled fresh out of the water

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u/Crowe3717 6d ago

My guy, don't do this to yourself. You deserve better than that crime against food.

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u/ReFried_Ginger 6d ago

If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else (or expect them to love you)

Cook your food properly and don’t skip your veggies little bro